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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 16 2012, 12:48 PM (359 Views) | |
| jsteele99499 | Apr 16 2012, 12:48 PM Post #1 |
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Still Biftec's Bitch
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was faced by this problem in work today and would like your input please. If you refer to my Paint diagram you will see that there are five urinals, one occupied by a white guy and one by a black guy. Which urinal should I choose? Number five urinal can I feel be ruled out as it over favours one of the fellow urinators and traps me up the corner but do I use trap 2 or 3? 3 is closest to the door and a good escape route but it does mean standing next to the black guy. I have no idealogical problems with this but how will he feel about it? Will he think I am being "right on" by being with the brother or will he think I am after a sneaky peek as he may believe I have been listening to rumours and am curious to see if they are true? Trap 2 is no better as it looks like I am shunning him and ganging up with my fellow whitey, fellow whitey may think I am coming on to him as I have not taken the toilet nearer the door and may take a peek at my nob. Being a man is not easy. ![]() |
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| Re3st1mat3d | Apr 16 2012, 01:45 PM Post #2 |
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You take the stall... |
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| Stubz | Apr 16 2012, 01:49 PM Post #3 |
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Loudmouth
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I like how the black guy's dick is bigger than the white guy's |
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| Foolscap | Apr 16 2012, 01:59 PM Post #4 |
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Destroyer of Worlds
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Given the fact that you can not maintain a urinal distance between other users, the next logical step would be to take the stall. Assuming there are no stalls that are open, the next variable to consider is the door, and whether during it's use you'd be visible. Based on your diagram it appears that urinal 2 would have more visibility to bystanders outside, so I'd choose 3, or even 5. Or.. you can stop being a little bitch and just waltz up and go piss like a man. No one there wants to see your junk anymore than you want to see theirs.
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| Foolscap | Apr 16 2012, 03:56 PM Post #5 |
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Destroyer of Worlds
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I hope you knew that above comment was a joke lol.. this thread got quiet. I used to have those urinal issues, and etiquette is always a factor.. but it's just, once you get out into the real world, start working a job, you're going to have to deal with public bathrooms and a lot of creepy or just ignorant people. Remind me to tell you stories about our work restroom and the freaks I deal with. Back in the military, you sort of just learn to get over your bathroom fears lol. |
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| Stubz | Apr 16 2012, 05:21 PM Post #6 |
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I can't go tinkle infront of other people, like when someone is waiting behind me. I don't know why, i just get stage fright i guess lmao |
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| Foolscap | Apr 16 2012, 05:27 PM Post #7 |
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In those situations, I either state running through the arithmetic tables in my head, or count squares/tiles/dots/graffiti on the walls.. you just need to distract yourself. |
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| tessa_sage | Apr 16 2012, 08:25 PM Post #8 |
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not a noob
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I'v e never been so happy to be a girl that i never have to deal with this lol. Spoiler: click to toggle |
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| Foolscap | Apr 16 2012, 08:41 PM Post #9 |
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Destroyer of Worlds
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Guys get their butts fingered for our checks (later in life).. we don't even get dinner first
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| Re3st1mat3d | Apr 17 2012, 06:45 PM Post #10 |
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Loudmouth
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I find this slightly relevant Edited by Re3st1mat3d, Apr 17 2012, 06:45 PM.
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