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| How to write a romatic poem to get chicks!; Really works, trust me.. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 11 2012, 10:18 AM (243 Views) | |
| Re3st1mat3d | Oct 11 2012, 10:18 AM Post #1 |
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Loudmouth
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Herein is [Insert your name here]'s poem for you [Insert recipient's name here]. Here we go. [Insert recipient's name here], I like you a whole lot / More than that bandit liked spoonin' that ro-bot. / You are a diamond in the rough / Or a flower surrounded by shrapnel and stuff. / I will hang myself from my own tombstone / if within you, I cannot put my bone. Enjoy all the girls being all over you. Taken from Scooter in BL2 Edited by Re3st1mat3d, Oct 11 2012, 10:19 AM.
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| Foolscap | Oct 11 2012, 11:01 AM Post #2 |
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Destroyer of Worlds
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I have the weirdest boner right now.. |
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| Marc J | Oct 11 2012, 11:16 AM Post #3 |
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Not Biftec's Bitch
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I kinda expected another spammer :x |
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| JwJones91 | Oct 11 2012, 12:40 PM Post #4 |
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Still Biftec's Bitch
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Poems are a thing of the past. Girls sadly don't fall for those anymore because they believe 99% of the stuff that comes out of our mouth's are BS. Kinda like how calling a girl beautiful use to make a girl melt but now since all the guys use it just to get into their pants, that doesn't work either. So many people today that just take advantage of men/women, nobody these days wants to get serious. |
| I can be an ass, but would you rather want the truth or a lie? | |
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| Foolscap | Oct 12 2012, 08:16 AM Post #5 |
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Destroyer of Worlds
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I read this somewhere, so I can't take credit, but if you want to impress a girl.. go buy a romantic card, one for Valentines day from Hallmark. Buy a second card, something blank on the inside. Write the contents of the Hallmark card into your blank card. Voila, you are now a sensitive poet who has spilled out your feelings in a personalized card. |
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| Stealthy | Oct 12 2012, 09:06 AM Post #6 |
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Still Biftec's Bitch
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Read this on reddit a while back. Genious |
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| JDGriffiths | Oct 13 2012, 12:50 AM Post #7 |
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Mr. President
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I just send shirtless pics.. Lolol Jk. |
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| rbwest | Oct 13 2012, 11:37 AM Post #8 |
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Still Biftec's Bitch
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All I needed was this advice back in high school, and I would've been a Romeo. Where were you back in my day interwebs...where?! |
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