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How to write a romatic poem to get chicks!; Really works, trust me..
Topic Started: Oct 11 2012, 10:18 AM (243 Views)
Re3st1mat3d
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Herein is [Insert your name here]'s poem for you [Insert recipient's name here]. Here we go. [Insert recipient's name here], I like you a whole lot / More than that bandit liked spoonin' that ro-bot. / You are a diamond in the rough / Or a flower surrounded by shrapnel and stuff. / I will hang myself from my own tombstone / if within you, I cannot put my bone.

Enjoy all the girls being all over you.



Taken from Scooter in BL2
Edited by Re3st1mat3d, Oct 11 2012, 10:19 AM.
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Foolscap
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I have the weirdest boner right now..
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Marc J
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I kinda expected another spammer :x
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JwJones91
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Poems are a thing of the past. Girls sadly don't fall for those anymore because they believe 99% of the stuff that comes out of our mouth's are BS.
Kinda like how calling a girl beautiful use to make a girl melt but now since all the guys use it just to get into their pants, that doesn't work either.
So many people today that just take advantage of men/women, nobody these days wants to get serious.
I can be an ass, but would you rather want the truth or a lie?
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Foolscap
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I read this somewhere, so I can't take credit, but if you want to impress a girl.. go buy a romantic card, one for Valentines day from Hallmark. Buy a second card, something blank on the inside. Write the contents of the Hallmark card into your blank card. Voila, you are now a sensitive poet who has spilled out your feelings in a personalized card.
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Stealthy
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Oct 12 2012, 08:16 AM
I read this somewhere, so I can't take credit, but if you want to impress a girl.. go buy a romantic card, one for Valentines day from Hallmark. Buy a second card, something blank on the inside. Write the contents of the Hallmark card into your blank card. Voila, you are now a sensitive poet who has spilled out your feelings in a personalized card.
Read this on reddit a while back. Genious
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JDGriffiths
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I just send shirtless pics.. Lolol Jk.
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rbwest
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All I needed was this advice back in high school, and I would've been a Romeo. Where were you back in my day interwebs...where?!
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