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Deadliest Catch; Crabs!
Topic Started: Apr 21 2012, 09:41 PM (3,660 Views)
andme
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But lovesnark...he needed sexual healing! All I could think of is the stench in that cabin.
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Jul 10 2014, 09:04 PM
But lovesnark...he needed sexual healing! All I could think of is the stench in that cabin.
Me too! I found myself scrunching up my nose and saying ewwww just like I do when the dog farts. I also thought his girlfriend seemed really, really comfortable in front of the camera. Do you suppose she does porn and thinks hanging with douchewad Elliot on TV will further her 'career'? They captioned her as 'Elliot's Girlfriend & Cook'. I bet she won't do much cooking on the boat. She'll hang in the wheelhouse where the cameras are. The one crew member even said they'd all be eating microwave food when he got a look at her.
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Jul 10 2014, 11:02 PM
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Jul 10 2014, 09:04 PM
But lovesnark...he needed sexual healing! All I could think of is the stench in that cabin.
Me too! I found myself scrunching up my nose and saying ewwww just like I do when the dog farts. I also thought his girlfriend seemed really, really comfortable in front of the camera. Do you suppose she does porn and thinks hanging with douchewad Elliot on TV will further her 'career'? They captioned her as 'Elliot's Girlfriend & Cook'. I bet she won't do much cooking on the boat. She'll hang in the wheelhouse where the cameras are. The one crew member even said they'd all be eating microwave food once he got a look at her.
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Good call about her being a possible porn star. I'll bet she is trying to launch a big "career". Someone needs to tell her that screwing that greasy douche is not worth any amount of screen time.

So the "cook" replaced the guy who broke the boom? So that would mean that they are gonna be short one person on deck?
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Jul 10 2014, 07:24 PM
Elliot is the biggest, disgusting pig on TV. He didn't fool me for one second with his complaint of bloody urine and back pain. It's the oldest trick in the book to try to get pain meds because it's classic kidney stone symptoms. I laughed my ass off when the doctor/medic guy gave him a bottle of antibiotics and I was really hoping he'd make him do a UA. I'll bet my TV that next week we see him complaining of increasing back pain and more bloody urine.

Him not being able to stay off his phone to the idiot women who'll have anything to do with him was bad enough. How distracted is he going to be knowing his latest stupid girl is waiting to service him in in bunk? Barf! Please, Discovery, get rid of him. I wish his crew would all walk away and leave him at the dock.

I felt bad for the guys on the Northwestern. Mandy isn't getting treated like a greenhorn because Sig's scared to death and they're having to pick up the slack. I hope Sig tells her that he loves her but he can't handle her being on the boat because it's just too dangerous and he can't do his job the way he needs to. I like her and the kid has a lot of guts but having her on the boat just isn't good for the rest of the crew, including Sig.
Because I don't pay alot of attention to Elliot I didn't even think about faking it for pain meds but of course that's it. Something tells me (and apparently the doctor agrees) that guy could use the antibiotics anyway.

Sig was between a rock and a hard place - he tried to put it on her mom by saying it's okay with him. I think he was worried she might try and work another boat - at least this way he could keep an eye out for her. Hopefully for his sake, crabbing is just a phase and she will be satisfied with salmon fishing in the summers.
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Yeah, Elliot could probably use a month's worth of high octane antibiotics. His crew has to be pissed that they're going to be shorthanded on deck so he can have his piece of ass on the boat. He could have easily replaced the other guy just by walking around town and asking around. There are always lots of men hanging in town looking for a boat. They may not be the best but we're talking Elliot here. There's probably not an experienced, respectable deckhand in Dutch Harbor that would want to go out fishing with him. But, there are guys with attitude and/or other problems that hang in town hoping to get hired.

I hope Mandy decides to just work salmon in the summer. She's planning on going to college and working summers will fit with that. I wonder if anyone else would have taken her on their boat for crabbing? I kind of doubt it. From the practicality standpoint and the fact that Sig's her dad standpoint.
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Jul 11 2014, 11:31 AM
Yeah, Elliot could probably use a month's worth of high octane antibiotics. His crew has to be pissed that they're going to be shorthanded on deck so he can have his piece of ass on the boat. He could have easily replaced the other guy just by walking around town and asking around. There are always lots of men hanging in town looking for a boat. They may not be the best but we're talking Elliot here. There's probably not an experienced, respectable deckhand in Dutch Harbor that would want to go out fishing with him. But, there are guys with attitude and/or other problems that hang in town hoping to get hired.

I hope Mandy decides to just work salmon in the summer. She's planning on going to college and working summers will fit with that. I wonder if anyone else would have taken her on their boat for crabbing? I kind of doubt it. From the practicality standpoint and the fact that Sig's her dad standpoint.
Sig coming onto the deck with her though - that was so sweet, which is something I never thought I'd say about a DC captain. My crush on Sig - bedhair notwithstanding - got a little bigger.
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Ah...Elliott's girlfriend. Cooking with milk even though one if the crew is lactose intolerant. "Wrap your legs around me". Barf!

Did Bill fire the drunk crew chief?

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Jul 16 2014, 08:26 AM
Ah...Elliott's girlfriend. Cooking with milk even though one if the crew is lactose intolerant. "Wrap your legs around me". Barf!


And then she laughed about it, like it was a big joke the crew is one man down, at least temporarily. But then she is dating Elliot so she can't be too bright. I would be terrified to work on Elliot's boat.

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Did Bill fire the drunk crew chief?

That's the strangest thing, I don't think he did. I was bracing myself for one of his rants but either it was too rough for TV or it didn't happen.

I love Sig, I really do but the man needs to run a comb through that mullet once in a while.

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Lol, I agree, Cosmo. Sig is looking like an old lesbian.
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Jul 18 2014, 01:31 AM
Lol, I agree, Cosmo. Sig is looking like an old lesbian.
I was just noticing that. He's approaching Bruce Jenner territory..........

I'm behind on DC, gotta catch up.
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Awww. I love Sig and Edgar. They were so sweet with Mandy. I had to laugh at the exploding cigarette, tho.

Why isn't the Tine Bandit on this season?

Elliott's got some disgruntled employees
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Jul 23 2014, 12:01 AM
Awww. I love Sig and Edgar. They were so sweet with Mandy. I had to laugh at the exploding cigarette, tho.

Why isn't the Tine Bandit on this season?

Elliott's got some disgruntled employees
Time bandit is on, isn't it? One of the brothers was advised to take a year off for medical reasons. The other brother is the one last week whose propeller broke and he had to return to Dutch a Harbor with quota remaining. The nephew wants to sell the quota to another boat and be a captain and the Time Bandit Hillstrand brother is not happy. That was last weeks show, I haven't seen this weeks yet, so I don't know if the propeller got fixed or not.

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Lol, well, duh. I totally forgot about that. This week was a Time Bandit-free episode.

Lots of nice Northwestern footage. And Elliott.
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Jul 23 2014, 08:38 PM
Lol, well, duh. I totally forgot about that. This week was a Time Bandit-free episode.

Lots of nice Northwestern footage. And Elliott.
I guess the Time Bandit might still be in Dutch Harbor waiting for repairs. Plus this brother doesn't have the personality of the brother who isn't on this year.

And they are missing Junior too. Don't really like him, but I think he is professional.

So I guess they are stuck with Elliott. Thank heavens for more Sig. I'd like to see more of Edgar and his personal story than we are seeing lately.

Yeah, I wondered if crazy Bill would fire the drunk crew chief, Nick I think? I was waiting for Bill's explosion.
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