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Miss USA Pageant; All I want is World Peace
Topic Started: May 6 2012, 05:17 PM (565 Views)
CajunMama
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I'm a closet pageant fan. Yes, i belong to a couple of Miss USA forums. The pageant is coming up in a little less than a month.

I was invited to go to Miss Louisiana's send off party this afternoon. Oh boy! Here is short overweight me (though i am down a size!!!!!) in a room full of young girls with the asses barely covered. As i gazed around the room i swear most of these girls don't own a full length mirror. Miss LA's dress was so short and tight it barely covered the cheeks of her ass and was so tight if she ate anything you'd be able to follow the swallow!
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CajunMama
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Anyone going to watch this with me? :)
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Dang it. Sorry I missed it. Any good scoop?
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CajunMama
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They had a couple of manly looking women and a few wtf's. The winner is pretty and feminine and intelligent. She's young too. She's only 19. She answered her question and didn't look like a dummy! I don't know how md made 1st runner up. She didn't answer her question at all. Andy was a good host. I didn't see any wonky eyes!
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We need a state breakdown! Which state should have won? Who were the top 5, etc.

I know, I could google. :D
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Okay, not Miss USA, but here are the national costumes for Miss Universe all in one place: Costumes!

What in the holy hell are some of those costumes? Really, Angola??? Miss Bahamas is a pirate? And what in the hell is Miss Denmark? When I think about Denmark, I don't normally think about mermaids. And Canada didn't even try. Just try, Canada, just try a tiny bit!
Edited by oleander, Dec 16 2012, 01:07 PM.
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LOL oleander, the first thing I think of when I hear Denmark is a mermaid,
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and this lovely statue in the harbor. Hans Christian Anderson also wrote "The Little Mermaid." Spoiler tagged it because the photo is huge, I have this postcard on my refrigerator.

The rest are ... interesting! Thanks for giving me something to laugh about this morning.

Weren't the Bahamas a common hide out for pirates? I'm confused by a lot of these costumes, but they ARE different! (I kind of love the naked boobs-Pucci-esque one too.)

What is Finland? A Glacier? ;)
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Ahhh, so THAT'S where it comes from. Duh. Thanks, Mariah!!! I so didn't get that. And yeah the Bahamas was a huge pirate hideout, as were a lot of Caribbean islands, but I thought it was hilarious they focused on that. Finland - they can join Canada with not even trying. haha.

These women all look like they have more meat on their bones than previous years, which is a good thing.
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Awesome oleander. These look like someone's Barbies of the World collection. I thought the human Menorah was kind of hilarious for Israel, although I loved Mexico because it seems like the biggest. Canada didn't try, Lithuania didn't get the costume memo, and Miss Venezula is going to have a hell of a headache.
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I didn't even catch Israel on the first view, Cosmo. Oh man, her boobs finishing off the Star of David takes the cake. Send all the others home, I give the costume gold medal prize to Israel. I laughed for a good five minutes.
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Y'all will just howl at this video. I swear some people who follow pageants are just nuts.

A wacko and his love for pageantry
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CajunMama
Dec 17 2012, 03:21 PM
Y'all will just howl at this video. I swear some people who follow pageants are just nuts.

A wacko and his love for pageantry
Hahaha! I told you they looked like a Barbies of the World Collection. The judging cracked me up; I wonder whose names those were? The little sisters had to be a lot of work - but somebody got tired because the little sister for Vietnam had red hair and blue eyes, lol. I wonder how they do the talent part. :P
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Oh my goodness. Hilarious and disturbing all at once. I wonder how long it took him/her to do that. I died in the first couple of seconds when the little doll for Nigeria had blond hair and blue eyes.
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