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Sister Wives!; Isn't his hair the fifth wife?
Topic Started: May 10 2012, 12:00 AM (3,070 Views)
andme
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Hey all of you lucky ladies....the Kodester may be looking for a fifth wive in the future because of a church "requirement".

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“I am part of an order, a church. So there is this situation where I feel like I am maxed out, and I don't want to take another wife. I am not interested in that but there is a requirement, let's say I answer to a higher calling, and if that requirement comes along and I have a choice in it, then I will do it.


Who's the next lucky lady?
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VanderFabulous
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I say the turn it into a competitive reality show! Put 'em all in a fancy house in Salt Lake City, run 6-8 episodes of the comings and goings and requisite cat fights, then let the audience vote on the next Missus. :)
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Uh, that sounds like an amazing idea, VF. For some reason, I am picturing an even more busted version of Rock of Love, with more toned down clothing. But keep everything else the same.

I can't wait until this show comes back on the air. It's like crack to me - I can't even begin to explain the rush of happiness I got knowing that they will be back on this weekend.
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Oh I can see Merry going to her happy place, Janelle ripping open a bag of Doritos right now and Christine dutifully nodding her head. Oh the new one, Robin must be thrilled. Guess the bloom is off that rose.

What kind of church mandates that you fall in "love" with 5 women? It has to be love right, isn't that how they pedal all this shit, that there is more love to go around?
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oleander
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I think they feel that their spouses are chosen for them by god. Our America by Lisa Ling did a polygamy episode once and they followed a family with three (or four) wives, and one wife had separated (although she ultimately rejoined). Anyway, and this is disturbing...one of the wives who was much younger talked about how she just knew her husband was the one for her when she laid eyes on him in class when she ewas 14 or 15 yrs old. He was her teacher. Vomit.
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andme
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So, they decided not to celebrate Joseph Smith's birthday...so they celebrate Hanukkah instead?

Kody doesn't seem like a father to any of those kids. More like some dude who stops by for dinner and sleeps with their moms.
Edited by andme, May 14 2012, 11:16 PM.
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So they mentioned with all the new ventures they have going on, how busy they are. Well, one new venture is opening a gym, but isn't it ironic that all the wives, with the execption of Robin, have gained weight.......
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andme
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How could Meri go wrong with Kadouche teaching her how to ski?

tee - funny you should mention weight. Janelle says she's lost 10 pounds and 18 inches in a year. And, you're right, she looks bigger than ever. Not sure anyone's gonna be banging down the door to join their gym.
Edited by andme, May 22 2012, 01:06 AM.
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andme
May 22 2012, 12:58 AM
How could Meri go wrong with Kadouche teaching her how to ski?

tee - funny you should mention weight. Janelle says she's lost 10 pounds and 18 inches in a year. And, you're right, she looks bigger than ever. Not sure anyone's gonna be banging down the door to join their gym.
Unless some homeless young girl wants to join the cult....... ;)
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andme
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Can you imagine when he takes wife #5? Robin will not be amused...

I think the TLC money has made them delusional. "I want to be an interior designer, I want to be in real estate, I want to own a gym". Yeah, and I want to be an astronaut... but it's not happening.
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andme
May 28 2012, 06:20 PM
Can you imagine when he takes wife #5? Robin will not be amused...

I think the TLC money has made them delusional. "I want to be an interior designer, I want to be in real estate, I want to own a gym". Yeah, and I want to be an astronaut... but it's not happening.
Well when you get your own tv show, I'm sure it must go to your head....lol
Interior Designer? Girl please, I haven't seen any clue of having a gift for design in any of their houses.
What they should do is sign on to the Jenny Craig money train, but Jenny might not want them as role models. Wait, maybe they should just start their own brand of weight loss, what to call it? Sister Plan Weight Loss.....lol
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LOL...I love it, tee!
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So I saw the tail end of Sister Wives on the beginning of my DVR'd My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding (don't judge!) and I saw that you can submit questions for them to answer. So, what would your questions be?
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discomom
May 29 2012, 12:17 PM
So I saw the tail end of Sister Wives on the beginning of my DVR'd My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding (don't judge!) and I saw that you can submit questions for them to answer. So, what would your questions be?
First off, how do they afford four houses?
Second, which one of the wives have the best sex life with whatshisname, and which one's have no sex life.
How normally are the kids treated at school by the other kids.
Stuff like that.....
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This show creeps me out.

They skip over their beliefs and try to make this a "we are just like you!" bunch of bullshit. If you've read any of the books about polygamy, you know that they women's very souls depend on doing whatever the man says, or they don't get to heaven. If the man doesn't have multiple wives, he won't get his planet. If the woman doesn't obey, the man won't pull her through the veil and admit her to heaven. It's a sick, sick culture, whether they live on a compound or a cul de sac in a regular city.

ugh.
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