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Topic Started: Sep 28 2012, 08:19 PM (13,365 Views)
Mariah
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Maybe I should try this one again?

The FIRST episode I ever watched was the one where some of them were trying to get the other one drunk and it sure looked like someone's son was about to rape her. I was so repelled I didn't watch again. It, honestly, was so sick and kind of horrified me.

The next time I watched a VERY surgically enhanced bible thumper was droning on and on about being saved by Jesus and what it means to be a good wife, and her husband was so creepy.

So, it's not always like that, or is that the stuff that you like? I may have just caught particularly bad episodes.
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Mariah, none of it is as good as the early days. When the show started it was about women who actually either knew each other or were networked and literally all lived 'behind the gates' at Coto deCaza. Vicki is the only Original Ho-wife left.

The Get Gretchen Naked-Wasted episode was particulary awful - peoples heads exploded over it. Alexis is the Bible-thumper with fake boobs and she spends all her time making sure she looks good. She also has a controlling husband we refer to as FFTJ [Fat Fuck Taliban Jim] but she is so truly dumb, I mean really really dumb, that she is pretty harmless. She's not mean - just dumb - which leads to lots of snarkable stuff.

These women get down and dirty - they drink like fish too. Vicki is a true character - she's made for reality TV. Give it a try.
Edited by Cosmocrush, Mar 31 2013, 12:36 AM.
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Well, with no new NY series and BH over, I just may have too. I think I might go into withdrawal, and I can't stomach Atlanta or that mother on Miami. I know it's bad of me, but I can't even watch commercials for Miami in case she is on them. I really, not metaphorically, gag when I see her.
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Lol Mariah. I never started Miami so I don't watch that one. I think there were already two shows going when that started and three is just too much.
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I watched part of it once, probably the premier? Then that woman came on and I nearly lost my dinner, and grabbed for the remote.
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Vicki is the only Original Ho-wife left.


Have you seen the promos where Bravo is pushing the 'other' original Ho-wife.....Slade? That kinda puts me off this upcoming season. The voice over says something like "Truffle hunter isn't the only original cast mate...Slade Slimey has been there from the beginning, see what he's up to." Ok I my be paraphrasing a bit ;)
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Vicki is the only Original Ho-wife left.


Have you seen the promos where Bravo is pushing the 'other' original Ho-wife.....Slade? That kinda puts me off this upcoming season. The voice over says something like "Truffle hunter isn't the only original cast mate...Slade Slimey has been there from the beginning, see what he's up to." Ok I my be paraphrasing a bit ;)
OMG I'm sure he is loving that. It's the only paying 'job' he's had in seven years.
I don't mind Slimey Slade - especially in the last couple years when we got to watch so many people give him both the subtle and not so subtle slapdowns including his own mother, lol. That said, I certainly don't watch because of him.
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Kathy was really funny about Slade on WWHL. She and Andy were laughing bc Slade was trying to trade stand up stories with Kathy like he is a real comedian.
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I'm sorry I missed that. I'm sure Slade really believes he is Kathy's equal. Poor delusional, broke-ass, famewhore Slade.
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So, this Slade guy, has he fucked all of them? Except maybe Vicki and that bible chick?
Edited by Mariah, Apr 1 2013, 05:25 PM.
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No but he has managed to stay on Bravo almost all these years.

First he had a girlfriend that was the younger single ho-wife, Jo. Then they broke up and she moved to L.A. to start a singing career (this was back before the hos started having singing 'careers' in their NJ basements, youtube music videos, and Atlanta clubs.)

Then he dated Whori when the show was on hiatus but she was looking for gold and Slade was broke. We only got to hear about it - never saw it.

Then he talked someone at Bravo into buying a show called Date my Ex or something with his ex-girlfriend Jo. I only saw one episode but it was weird.

He met Gretchen when she showed up at some gig of Jo's, found out she was a ho-wife and moved on in. Slade will do and has done anything to be on TV. At this point the guy is flat broke, owes probably hundreds of thousands on back child support, and is living off Gretchen who is living off the money she got from her dead Wallet 'boyfriend' plus whatever she makes from Bravo and bar appearances, etc.

Slimey Slade in a nutshell.
Edited by Cosmocrush, Apr 1 2013, 05:46 PM.
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You forgot that Slade is behind in child support to a child who has cancer.
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[url]http://www.cutfitoc.com/

holy crap that photo is huge, spoiler tagging this one. It's one of the OC "wives" right?

Spoiler: click to toggle


Also, not looking good. V with chin implant under the spoiler tags.

Edited by Mariah, Apr 1 2013, 06:56 PM.
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Hmmm, for all the money and pain involved I actually think Vickster looks just as good or better in the before pic (the one on the left.) Maybe it's those ridiculous false eyelashes? Why would anyone get a chin implant? Well except Whori's husband the Chinless Wallet.
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