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Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 05:15 PM (44,139 Views)
Cosmocrush
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So did I see Lydia enjoying a cocktail on the way to L.A.? Hypocrite.

I was embarrassed for Alexis. Acting? Really? Now she's soooo passssionate about that. Seems like just last year she was so passionate about dress 'designing'. I liked the editing though - contrasting a real acting job with a real actress against uninvited Alexis taking an acting lesson. I hope she paid a fortune for it.

Vicki summed up Gretchen and Slade perfectly: Stupid. I'd add 'assholes' to that. When the season started I thought they were going to try for an image revamp on Slade - acting like he was making money, caring about his sick son, etc. but they coulding even keep up the facade for a few months before reverting to type.

Vicki scored points asking Slade what he thought of the pig snout glasses thought. That was funny.

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Lydia looked like an extra from Star Trek. And, damn, a little weed might do her some good.

Let me get this straight...Slade got Gretchen a new car, and she has to make the lease payments? LOL..sounds like the car that Vicki "bought" for Brianna. And that Rolls looked like ass. Kinda like an old Chrysler New Yorker.
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Darn I missed it. Remember Lydia found GOD - so I suppose illegal substances are bad but drinking is just fine. Bunch of freaks. Her mother won't last long. Lydia probably doesn't smoke because she looks like a pothead hippy already
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Finestra
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She's probably afraid of the munchies! ;) Wouldn't want to gain an ounce.
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Finestra
May 21 2013, 10:17 AM
She's probably afraid of the munchies! ;) Wouldn't want to gain an ounce.
I smoked up before I watched and the munchies attacked with vigor. I stopped counting after 6 chocolate chip cookies and woke up with a cookie hangover. Lydia needs to toke up every day and eat something. Girl's positively skeletal and the giant teeth are even more pronounced because of it.

Whori's face is truly frightening. It's completely frozen and I wonder how she moves her mouth enough to talk. Nice to know her and the Chinless Wallet haven't changed and still count the days until the last child is out of the house. I'm still looking forward to her talking about walking in on Vicki? having a 3 way, though.
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lovesnark
May 21 2013, 11:13 AM
I'm still looking forward to her talking about walking in on Vicki? having a 3 way, though.
What? Did I miss something?!
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discomom
May 22 2013, 10:54 AM
lovesnark
May 21 2013, 11:13 AM
I'm still looking forward to her talking about walking in on Vicki? having a 3 way, though.
What? Did I miss something?!
They've been showing a clip of Whori telling someone she walked in on someone in a compromising position. Something to the effect of 'I walked in and she was in bed with a woman and.....'
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discomom
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Ok, thanks! I usually FF through commercials, and Bravo when it's not on DVR is just my background noise.
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Programming note - there WILL be a new episode tonight. Thank god.
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CajunMama
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Programming note - the episode sucks! :D

ETA: Tamra dear, NOTHING you say will redeem you in the viewers eyes. We know you're just a mean girl with a big ugly soul. I could smell the bullshit you were spewing through my tv!
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+1, Cajun.
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andme
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Barf. I could have lived without knowing that Gretchen has a lush uterus. Probably the Rolls Royce of uteruses.
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Slade looked like a chaufeur at the doc appointment. Maybe that's his new gig - and where he got the borrowed RR last week.

But Brooks is such a slimey creep he makes Slade look genuine. He needs to learn his place as a kept man. You know he knew Vicki had plans for weekend and so he suggests they go to a hotel for three days? A hotel I'm sure Vicki would be paying for since Brooks seems to have no visible income/job. I just want to slap that guy. Gross.
Edited by Cosmocrush, May 28 2013, 12:39 AM.
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Cosmo I caught that scene. What a manipulative pig. And he grudgingly gave her a raincheck for another weekend but only if "she is nice." "I AM nice" is second only to "I work!" in Vicki's favorite things to say. He really knows how to push her buttons.
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Tammie Sue's speech was just hilarious. I hope the women in the audience took it as comedy. She tells them she acted loud and obnoxious because she was shy. Guess her speech writer forgot to edit her speech and change that to insecure. Her saying she went from her dad taking care of her to her first husband taking care of her to Simon taking care of her and now she's taking care of herself had me cracking up. I so hope someone in the audience asked her about how she had Eddie taking care of her 10 seconds after she told Simon she wanted a divorce. It looked like she was taking questions after her little fairy tale speech. Too bad we didn't get to see that portion of her big day. Did anyone else notice the glaring absence of Eddie and his teeth? If this had been on last season, he would have been glued to her side, telling his baby how wonderful she was going to be. Hell, he would have been at the podium with her!

Wonder how much Vicki is forking out for Brooks' apartment? It looks like he's living in the unit they stage for showings. He still makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up - ick.

So, Lydia. Which is it? Your mom was so stoned during your childhood that you raised yourself or she was the most wonderful mother in the world? I did like how Lydia's husband (can't remember his name) pretty much told her if all her mom does is smoke pot, it's no biggie. Lydia needs to hit the bong and chill out. The munchies will help her learn how to cook.
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