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Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 05:15 PM (44,129 Views)
cccharley
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Vicki had tons of work done last year if I'm correct. She probably had a face lift
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discomom
Jun 18 2013, 04:47 PM
And I still wish Jeana would've hooked up with Donn.
That would have been great disco. Plus he would be right across the street, lol.
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Watching yesterday's episode....Lauri is a rigid-faced mess with that red lipstick at the salsa party. Lauri, Tamra, Vicki, Alexis (those FURS on the last two) and Saloon-Whore Gretchen look like they're trolling for business in their getups. Ree-god-damned-dickulous. If they're going to shop, they really should each book time with Heather's snobby ass and have her steer them to clothes appropriate for...life.

I thought I missed Crooks desperately. But the queso he was offering - no me gusto. I was embarrassed the way he never will be at his bullshit - I couldn't look up at the bizarre play-acting between him and La Gunvalson, of not-young, not-compelling lovers being kept apart. Vicks was super melty all dressed up with doorknocker earrings, too.

I loved Lydia dressing Slade down. He's such a dick. You can't even count the ways at this point, he's such a jag to everyone. He gets a boner at speaking in a patronizing way to a woman - he cranes his neck in a certain way that pisses me off from the safety of my sofa.
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I feel for Brianna and Ryan. I am kind of glad they are doing this storyline because it makes the whole war stuff hit home for a lot of people who don't realize how big of a sacrifice these people are making. I hope he will be ok.

Alexis is getting worse and worse looking as the season goes on. The botox/fillers in her forehead are giving her a very harsh brow line and her eyebrows are way too far apart. Heather gets off on trying to dominate Alexis.
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CajunMama
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Does anyone remember Slade's stand up "comedy" routine? Did he say anything about Vicki/Miss Piggy in it? Did he reference the internet? Or was he lying to Lydia?
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discomom
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IIRC... he had a picture of Miss Piggy up behind him as he was talking about Vicki. I can't remember exactly what he said,since the only thing that comes out of his mouth is shit anyway.
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- he cranes his neck in a certain way that pisses me off from the safety of my sofa.


See this is why I love you all and this board. Camo, I floved this and will steal it and use it. I'm telling you now, but I will always reference you as my source material.

I forget who said this - but while yes Whori's kid is an adult, there is no way in hell that I'd be gleefully admitting that my daughter socializes with a prostitute/escort/stripper. No way in hell. 27 or not, there is no gossip in the world that juicy. You are the company you keep regardless of age.
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I went hunting trying to find a clip of Slade's "comedy" routine that included the Vicki reference. Could not find one BUT all the written recaps of that show, and there were many, pointed the finger directly at Slade for bashing all the women's appearances. This is pulled from one write-up and pretty much was the consensus:

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Then he brought out his big mean guns and started picking off the other Housewives. Calling them out by name and projecting extremely unflattering pictures of them, he compared Vicki Gunvalson to Miss Piggy. Of Tamra Barney -- who notably would only eat a chicken breast at a fondue restaurant earlier in the show -- he said: "BF Goodrich sent out a press release saying Tamra Barney is replacing the Michelin Man."


Even if he did reference the Internet for comparing Vickie to Miss Piggy, he still has to own that he restated it and made it a "joke" in his "comedy" act.
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discomom
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We all know that Andy has the clips, and that Slade always comes to the reunions because he can't stand not to be included in with the housewives. I so hope Andy calls him on it.
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I was only half watching the latest ep - I got a spinning wheel and was practicing, so I was a bit distracted - but high five to Lydia for calling Slade on his shit. He's right at the top of the bitchy housewives list. I think I like Lydia. Her Malibu Barbie reference about Gretchen was pretty fab, too.

Watching season 4 reruns now and Vicki looked so much better before all the shit she's had done. Her boobs look smaller than they do now, too. It's strange to see Tamra's face actually moving in these old ones.

Shane just told Jeana she was lucky he didn't throw a bat at her at the baseball game. He's such a prince! 'My boobs want to came out and play' is coming up. Can't wait to see that one again!
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Jun 19 2013, 12:55 PM

Watching season 4 reruns now and Vicki looked so much better before all the shit she's had done. Her boobs look smaller than they do now, too. It's strange to see Tamra's face actually moving in these old ones.

Shane just told Jeana she was lucky he didn't throw a bat at her at the baseball game. He's such a prince! 'My boobs want to came out and play' is coming up. Can't wait to see that one again!
Ahhhh, goodtimes. When the Real Ho-wives were real.


ETA: A spinning wheel? How cool lovesnark!
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dilbert2004
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Lovesnark - pictures of the spinning wheel, please! Are you a weaver or knitter?
Now the song Spinning Wheel is gonna be in my head all day. "What goes up, most come down, spinning wheel got to go round......."

Good times watching the old seasons of RHoOC. Really highlights how they have lost the magic in these shows now.
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Camo
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aww, thanks shoppergal!

I love that you got a spinning wheel, too, lovesnark - very cool.

I've managed to miss the older season marathons. Slade must be mentally ill to want to continue when his cache has just gone down down down - from a job and 'money' to none of that, and to being a known deadbeat who gets off on criticizing how women look. I remain totally impressed that Lydia calmly explained again and again why he was being offensive.
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Cosmocrush
Jun 19 2013, 01:27 PM
lovesnark
Jun 19 2013, 12:55 PM

Watching season 4 reruns now and Vicki looked so much better before all the shit she's had done. Her boobs look smaller than they do now, too. It's strange to see Tamra's face actually moving in these old ones.

Shane just told Jeana she was lucky he didn't throw a bat at her at the baseball game. He's such a prince! 'My boobs want to came out and play' is coming up. Can't wait to see that one again!
Ahhhh, goodtimes. When the Real Ho-wives were real.


ETA: A spinning wheel? How cool lovesnark!
It is good times to watch the old ones. Brianna just called the Vickster crying about Colby and Vicki, of course, made it all about her. Told her to stop crying because she was making poor Vicki's heart hurt. I forgot how horrid Lynn's bolt ons were. They look like a couple odd sized rocks with skin stretched over them.

The spinning wheel is cool! I've been resisting the desire to learn to spin for a few years. I quilt, sew and knit and kept telling myself I didn't need another addiction. I realized resistance was futile and bought a wheel from a friend who's been spinning for 30 years. The years have given the wheel a beautiful patina and it spins like a dream.
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I have never been able to get a pic to post here. I choose a file, it shows up next to the choose file button but won't show up in the post. I can email a pic to someone to post. I use a mac and normally have no problem posting pics :'(

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