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Show Snark; Episode to Episode Snark
Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 05:15 PM (44,115 Views)
ryebread
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Finestra
Jul 18 2013, 09:23 AM
Lauri really has her voice/emotions under control. And I am surprised by her command of good vocabulary. Her inflection is almost flat and emotionless. I think it makes Vicki screechier that she doesn't get a rise out of Lauri.
Omg, fin. That's exactly what I was thinking while watching them in the vodka restaurant. That's when I came to the conclusion that I'd rather look at her than listen to them.

I think Tammy Sue is beautiful. But the moment she opens her mouth....horror story. Imagine Lauri's calm voice coming out of Tamra's face. If it weren't for the content of what the voice was saying, Tamra would be a force to be reckoned with. Cool, calm, collected, beautiful. Almost Yolanda. Only, imo, Tammy's better looking.
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Laura has an affected way of speaking that makes me want to gouge out my ear drums.

She does have a much better vocabulary than most of them though...but then, what fun is that? I would prefer it if she would personify herself onto Gretchen.
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Heh. Laura. :P
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I think Tamra looks so good with her new hair. Btw do you think Heather has a clause in her contract to make sure she gets screen time? Her scenes were entirely unnecessary and her THs this episode. They were used imho to make her look good. Additionally, since we have heard that Malibu C has been cancelled, will all those episodes that she continuously speaks about will be shelved forever? Maybe they'll burn them off in the off season. I bet she was paid to keep talking about the show too. I still hate that pretentious bitch.
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I think Heather only did one show, with the chance for a re-occurring part. I don't know if her contract talks about screen time but I think she should get at least as much as Whori - who isn't even a ho-wife. I do think Heather made the turnaround flight to Vancouver just to ensure she was on the trip.

Whenever one ho doesn't make a trip they always show what she's doing. They did with Alexis when she didn't go to Mexico too.

If I was just looking at pics, I agree that Tamra is the prettiest OC ho - or maybe of all the hos really.
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Tamra's darker, conditioned hair looks a lot better. Maybe it is a wig.
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I don't think so Fin. I think she did a Keratin treatment and got high and low lights. It looks great.
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Tamra's straighter, slightly darker hair is great. She is very attractive. I'm still not a fan of her style, but that particular TH is the best look I've ever seen on her, and if she had an actual sense of decency, ITA she'd be a force to be reckoned with.

Great quote about the Dubrows from TWoP:

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I feel like we just got subjected to a sitcom written by, produced by, and starring Terry and Heather Dubrow. The season started with Heather feeling like she needed more in her life. Then comes the "conflict" when she wants to go back to work. And the finale was Monday's episode where Terry admits that he was wrong and he likes it when Heather is working and fulfilling her dreams.


So true. They are really super duper fake, and as self-whoring as Slade and Gretchen.

Speaking of (from another TWoP superstar) 'the 'Team America' blonde puppet' lookalike Gretchen, that preview with Alexis where she watches A. cry, not a twitch of muscle or emotion in her own marionette-like face solidifies for me that HeeHaw is a sociopath. I usually hate errrybody on these shows from the start until I foolishly fall head over heels (Holla's my number-one girl right now), but I didn't hate Gretchen, and I didn't care if she had an arrangement of sorts with Jeff, and I was embarrassed at how unhinged Tamra and to a lesser extent Icki became in the presence of a younger, arguably more beautiful women with access to $$. But her capacity for endless lying - that she was banging the douche who sued her and objected to Tamra bringing it up in part because it 'wasn't part of [her] storyline;' the probable lie about not getting money from Jeff's estate; the horrible situation with Grayson, where she seems to not care about him at all; buying Jo's catalog; supporting Slade, likely in an under-the-table way; lastly, the glee she took in leading the attempt to humiliate Alexis at that stupid fuckery/dinner at C.U.N.T....she's really basically Taylor, yes? Or maybe worse? I loathe Taylor but I think Taylor loves Kennedy. What does Gretchen love besides 'smart love interest in a porno' trenchcoat dresses and slap and ugly-assed rings?

(I suck so hard with the image uploading, I'm not bright, but the first links to the 'lady puppet' in 'Team America,' and the second to Beaute impresario LiarFace. You be the judge.)

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.zuguide.com/image/Team-America-World-Police.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.zuguide.com/Politics-3.html&h=138&w=219&sz=9&tbnid=0-XqMY6xYzHVVM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=143&zoom=1&usg=__wWrVPzbyzCnIOkT07sdNJf-va-8=&docid=1ZvJGQigqFy9fM&sa=X&ei=IjvoUdS0FdPe4APZvYDADw&ved=0CC0Q9QEwAA&dur=495

https://www.google.com/search?q=gretchen+rossi&client=firefox-a&hs=7Ga&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=ZTvoUYfsB7ax4AOi4ICYCA&sqi=2&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=687
Edited by Camo, Jul 18 2013, 03:03 PM.
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Ha Camo, Gretchen is a dead wringer for that puppet!

And good grief, next week we have listen to her try and sing again. I guess she didn't learn anything the first time. Blech.
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Gretchen is taking on Taylor. Good analogy. I remember the blonde puppet and don't even have to look - killer comparison. I don't believe she is friends with anyone. Her sincere conversations are so flat - even those with Slade. It's odd and I really never thought about it before but you may be dead on about being a sociopath. It's cold and almost like she's a bad actress but if you are in a real relationship it shouldn't sound like bad acting. I got to say this and it almost kills me but damn - Tamra you are lucky to break up with her. She's worse than you be......
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Jul 18 2013, 10:02 AM
Finestra
Jul 18 2013, 09:23 AM
Lauri really has her voice/emotions under control. And I am surprised by her command of good vocabulary. Her inflection is almost flat and emotionless. I think it makes Vicki screechier that she doesn't get a rise out of Lauri.
Omg, fin. That's exactly what I was thinking while watching them in the vodka restaurant. That's when I came to the conclusion that I'd rather look at her than listen to them.

I think Tammy Sue is beautiful. But the moment she opens her mouth....horror story. Imagine Lauri's calm voice coming out of Tamra's face. If it weren't for the content of what the voice was saying, Tamra would be a force to be reckoned with. Cool, calm, collected, beautiful. Almost Yolanda. Only, imo, Tammy's better looking.
A of all, don't you guys think Lauri is on something? Xanax, valium, something. She's too calm during all that.

B of all, anyone who says Tamra is beautiful is now dead to me. That cuntrag is so ugly on the inside it affects any possible beauty that could exist on the outside. It rots through from the inside.
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Jul 18 2013, 08:55 PM
B of all, anyone who says Tamra is beautiful is now dead to me. That cuntrag is so ugly on the inside it affects any possible beauty that could exist on the outside. It rots through from the inside.
My neighbor, whom I walk with every day said she thinks Brandi is the most beautiful Ho. With a beautiful spirit to match. ^o) I told her we couldn't be friends anymore.

I agree that of all the OC hos, Tamra is the most despicable on the inside. But if held at gunpoint and told I had to switch faces with one of them, I'd pick hers.

If Lauri is on something, she needs to share it with Vicki and Tammy Sue. They're like 2 menopausal, hyperactive hyenas.
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Jul 18 2013, 08:55 PM
A of all, don't you guys think Lauri is on something? Xanax, valium, something. She's too calm during all that.

Hmmm, I hadn't even thought of that Velvet, but you may be right. I was thinking she was just super prepared and knowing that Vickie would flip out was ready to counter with calm. Whori had a plan.

After all, this supposed wrong done to her by The Vickster not only was seven years ago (two of which she acted like friends with Vickie including inviting her to her wedding) but told us that it was Jeana who forwarded the email around town after Vickie shared it with her asking her opinion on it.

But Whori isn't angry with Jeana low these many years later - since Jeana isn't on the show anymore.
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I only say that about Whori because I have a friend who is manic without her Wellbutrin. When she's on it, she actually talks just like Lauri was, all mellow and stoner like. Her tone never changed when Vicki was screaming at her in the mountains.
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Jul 19 2013, 09:57 PM
I only say that about Whori because I have a friend who is manic without her Wellbutrin. When she's on it, she actually talks just like Lauri was, all mellow and stoner like. Her tone never changed when Vicki was screaming at her in the mountains.
If a calm, mellow, stoner voice is a medicated voice then Dr. V is double-dosed. Looking at Dr. V's serene, purty face and soothing voice is like liquid Valium for me. Lauri, however, as soothing as her voice sounds in a room full of hyenas - you've still got to deal with that face.
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