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Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 05:15 PM (44,114 Views)
cccharley
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I thought you guys posted here that whori cheated on the chin. Was that just a rumor.

Velvet I don't want to be dead to you but I do think Tamra is purty. Not inside but I just do. God putting her next to Vicki and Lauri it's not a close race.
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I thought you guys posted here that whori cheated on the chin. Was that just a rumor.

I heard that rumour too ccc, but I'm guessing it was probably just a rumour. The Chin was a serial cheater before Whori though so....

In any case, something's not right on Easter Island - Whori's been back for a few episodes and yet all she's done is show up and talk ancient history to stir up things. We haven't seen her at home. She told Andy Ashley and Josh were "great" and her grandchild was "wonderful" but the grandchild is/was currently a ward of the state so that's clearly a problem.

I'm going to guess that the Wallet said she could go back on RHOOC as long as she kept him and the family out of it; as I recall he was the one that pulled the plug on her being on the show in the first place when the OC Register and every HW blog was digging up the dirt on them/him like crazy.
Edited by Cosmocrush, Jul 22 2013, 05:35 PM.
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Camo
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I probably already posted this bit of evil....I'm a person with lots of flaws, am doubtlessly not going to a good place in any afterlife, so here goes again -- Vicki looks like her face is stuffed full of pudding. That is not a head of human dimensions - it's a different kind of wrongness than Easter Island Whori but it's wronger, if that's an acceptable word (no.) She has always looked like that to me. That she could be so fucking cocky about other people when she is physically, emotionally and intellectually busted as all fuck is crazy.

Tamra lies about suicide attempts and fucks everyone over but she's very lucky with her face. I would love to have small, perfect and symmetrical features. I still think she's loathsome.
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Ohfergodsake, Camo. My dad used to call me Puddin' Head when I was little. Thanks for fouling up that sweet little memory. :D :D

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it's a different kind of wrongness than Easter Island Whori but it's wronger, if that's an acceptable word (no.)
LOL. I get it. That's the way I feel about Gretchen. She's got a bit of Puddin' Face going on, too. Have you ever noticed the size of Gretchen's head compared to the rest of of her body?
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andme
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Vickster's Puddin' head with a touch of Jacob Marley?

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I don't find Tamra attractive, for some reason. Maybe the flared nostrils and the pure evil within?
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Camo
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rye, does your Dad love Twain? Pudd'nhead Ryebread!

andme, making this all literary and shit! HA! Yes, Icki is equal parts Kozy Shack and Jacob Marley. Tamra is vile and I usually don't see her as attractive while thinking she was lucky to be born with a conventionally pretty face. That face let her get away with murder, I'd bet. I'm sure she was a monster to shy kids or anyone she felt like acting out against at school.
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andme
Jul 22 2013, 08:07 PM
I don't find Tamra attractive, for some reason. Maybe the flared nostrils and the pure evil within?
Thank you andme, thank you. Scoot over and give me some more blankie, I have to nudge Camo and cccharley out of this bed.

Actually, what ruins it for me with Tamra is a few things. 1) She's one bad hair day away from looking like a mop and 2) her eyebrows. Holy fucknuts, all these years on TV and you can't find the proper color with which to paint on your eyebrows? and 3) she's skinny-fat. Her pudgy arms and legs have no shape, which isn't a problem except that she clearly thinks she's hot. So that makes her way not hot. "I'm the hottest housewife in Orange County" as she's slinking across the screen in her bikini, sucking in her gut.

Hey, I'm wondering if Donn and Simon watch this show and laugh and laugh and laugh that Eddie barely wants to marry Tamra and Crooks could not give two shits about Vicki.
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Jul 18 2013, 02:14 PM
Tamra's darker, conditioned hair looks a lot better. Maybe it is a wig.
This made me laugh and laugh.

Bravo editors rock. I love when they cut to the looks on Gretchen's "team," first when she is explaining to them her lyrics, and then when she was actually singing. Or "singing." It had me in stitches. Just as I was losing hope in RHOOC, this season was like a breath of fresh air.
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Anyone watch this malarkey tonight?

Gretchen is a total cunt sociopath. I hate her worse than Tamra and Vicki to the power of Whori. I don't see why she's on this show anymore, even with the low-rent Monroe impression next week. She brings nothing to the show and I hope she gets dumped.
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So now we know that Crooks is in Vickie's money, which was his main motivation all along if you ask me (or Brianna.) I can't believe Vickie, Vickie whose mantra was always don't fuck with my family or my money has let this total loser do both. As crazy as Vickie is, I thought she was smarter than that.

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Gretchen is a total cunt sociopath. I hate her worse than Tamra and Vicki to the power of Whori.

Wow, that's a lot! I get it though; she really is awful. I love that Gretchen isn't part of Heather's or Lydia's scenes at all but Gretchen uses her talking heads to bash them all. The woman is completely delusional.

And while I've never been an Alexis fan and find her to be dumber than a box of hair - that was some really mean girl shitty stuff from Gretchen to her. My cold dead heart felt bad for Alexis.

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No wonder Robert Williamson's lap band is at maximum capacity. I'd have to hit the buffet after every meeting with Vicki and Brooks.

Close your eyes and listen to Mr Pixie speak...he's channeling Liberace. Maybe he'll meet a nice dude in their Bible Study group.

So...Bible Study is where you sit around and congratulate yourselves?

A scripted drama about the FBI? Child psychologist? Yep, Alexis Bellino is the first name that springs to mind. Yes, Alexis...Julia Roberts would love for you to be "the person who is acting her".

Even the deaf community is pissed about Gretchen's singing...

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Bwahahaha andme. You summed it up. I especially liked this:

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So...Bible Study is where you sit around and congratulate yourselves?

Especially in Newport apparently, lol.
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I fell asleep while watching last night, so I'm watching it now. Along with suntheen, we can add sun to G's inability to speak coherent english. She's telling Slime that all of a sun, Tamra accused her of lying.

So, Crooks isn't Vickster's partner but he did all the legwork in getting the vodka deal going. I wonder how much the partnership paid him for his services?

I think I'll have to mute when Gretchen 'sings'. The dogs in the neighborhood sound better when they hear sirens.
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So, Crooks isn't Vickster's partner but he did all the legwork in getting the vodka deal going. I wonder how much the partnership paid him for his services?

I think it's an ongoing deal lovesnark; at dinner he told Vickie they were "going to make a lot of money together."
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I'm rewatching now too; last night my brother called after the Gretchen/Alexis luncheon. (Gretchen is such a bitch. Say what you will about Alexis, but she is harmless.)
What made me crack up (so far) was Vicki's "She doesn't give him the time or days..." I think Andy should have a new game to guess which wife said what malaprop.
Also, for a second I thought that was FFTJim in the back of the car with Vicki when they were going to Napa. And man, did Vicki look like crap (puddin' head indeeed.... more like tapioca) in Napa.
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