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Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 05:15 PM (44,113 Views)
Cosmocrush
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Did anyone else think of the disastrous fancy dinner Vickie/Donn and Tamra/Simon had in Napa a few years ago? They were horrible about the menu because they couldn't recognize any of the food? Last night in Napa, Crooks orders fried chicken and grits and mashed potatoes, and I think Vickie did too, lol.

Vickie told Brianna that she had an allergenic reaction to her fake eyelashes (most likely the glue) and that's why her face was so puffy.
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Anyone catch the "first look" last night? Mostly about Gretchen and Slade. Blech.
Lydia did get off a good one though - she said she wants to like Slade but then he opens his mouth. Lol. I'm still liking Lydia.
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Gretchen singing. I was LOL when she started gesturing with her hands, while recording, like Mariah Carey. Jo must be rolling. Rolling. She knows first hand what a prize Slade is. And although she's no Celine Dion, she's gotta know that she's a better singer than Gretchen. I also hope she knows how lucky she is.

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OMG. VICKI'S DINING ROOM.
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WHAT IS THIS SONG. omg. It's so awful, this entire scene is just nails-on-a-chalkboard awful and hilarious at the same time.
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Momo
Jul 29 2013, 09:02 PM
OMG. VICKI'S DINING ROOM.
Were those blue birds?

Is Gretchen on crack? Has she been huffing paint? Where are her parents? Why are they not advising her better? Do they secretly hate their daughter? Why would anyone marry this douche? Seriously.
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I love that they used so many producing tricks that Slade couldn't even tell it was Gretchen. HAHAHAHA!
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oleander
Jul 29 2013, 09:12 PM
Momo
Jul 29 2013, 09:02 PM
OMG. VICKI'S DINING ROOM.
Were those blue birds?

Is Gretchen on crack? Has she been huffing paint? Where are her parents? Why are they not advising her better? Do they secretly hate their daughter? Why would anyone marry this douche? Seriously.
YES THEY WERE BLUE BIRDS AND IT WAS PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE WALLPAPER. LIKE SOME KIND OF ANCIENT ROMAN FRESCO EXCEPT UGLY.

Sorry, for the all caps. I'm just too horrified.
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It was truly hideous. Why would she think that looks good? These people. damn, if only you could buy taste. Your comment is cracking me up.
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This engagement party looks like HSN threw up on it.
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They obviously bought all this shit when Kirklands was going out of business and had it stored up for the perfect tacky project.

Why must Gretchen always have pageant hair. Also, that dress is hideous.

I can't believe Gretchen is dumbass enough to propose to this loser. I wonder if they spared a thought for his dying son in the middle of all of this. It's sickenin.g
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THE HAIRSTYLIST'S NAILS. OH. EM. GEE.

ETA: Slade's brother looks like even more of douche than he is.
Edited by Momo, Jul 29 2013, 09:22 PM.
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Damn. I missed the nails and the brother. I'm loving this episode so far, though. This whole season has been gold, imo.
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Jul 29 2013, 09:12 PM
I love that they used so many producing tricks that Slade couldn't even tell it was Gretchen. HAHAHAHA!
The voice didn't sound human at all. You know the music people sat around when Gretchen was gone and thought, 'what the fuck...'
Edited by oleander, Jul 29 2013, 09:25 PM.
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Jul 29 2013, 09:24 PM
Momo
Jul 29 2013, 09:12 PM
I love that they used so many producing tricks that Slade couldn't even tell it was Gretchen. HAHAHAHA!
The voice didn't sound human at all. You know the music people sat around when Gretchen was gone and thought, 'what the fuck...'
I bet they talked to Kandi. I mean, she made Kim Zolciak sound half-good.
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