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Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 05:15 PM (44,111 Views)
Camo
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Ryan is a piece of shit. He's that stupid, ignorant kid who's had a little power in a highly controlled setting and thinks he knows everything. For all of his love of structure and order he loves feeling like he can boss everyone around. Lydia handled that well.

Vicki and her whole family (including her drunken toad brother) care about things, because they're too fucking stupid to care about other shit. They don't have the capacity. The one who probably escaped that is Michael because he put distance between himself and his mother and the shitshow always going on around her. He might be in that doucheman stage of liking expensive watches or cars, but he isn't trying to live in a really huge house in his 20s on her dime, or creeping onto the show like Brianna, Ryan, Billy (the brother) and Crooks.

ETA: oleander -- if you can't watch because you're working -- we don't see the confrontation but the post mortem where Lydia's mother approaches Vicki and explains that her son (later clarified to be her son-in-law, Ryan), yelled at her for putting her feet on the couch and then kicks her out of the party. He comes over- clearly watching from the edges - and confirms, and swears. Lydia tries to intervene; Vicki hugs Lydia's mom and Ryan says, sharply, 'stop hugging her, Vicki.' Billy - who is so fucking drunk I could smell bacon vodka through my laptop - agrees and those two fucking foolios say it's about 'disrespecting' houses and personal property. Lydia's mom and even Lydia seem a little bewildered. Brianna has a TH where she defends Ryan and says that Vicki likes her Olive Garden Grotto Manse kept 'like a museum, shoes off.' Vicki has a TH where she says she worries that someone can set Ryan off and face 'the wrath of Ryan.' In the short clip, it seems damned clear that Ryan calls the shots with his wife and Vicki Because He Is A Man.
Edited by Camo, Jul 30 2013, 12:10 PM.
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cccharley
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I have a feeling Ryan went into the military for a reason. He may have had mental issues and perhaps he went to military school as a child and now this is the outcome. That was sick. I usually wouldn't do this but I'm giving Vicki a pass. She got yelled out and was probably drunk and just kind of followed Ryan's orders with out thinking first. I don't think she even knew what was happening. Now this depends on the edit. Don't hug her and there is no moment in between to think about - she just takes her hands off fairy mom as if in shock. Bet Ryan won't be back on the show next year or perhaps he wont' even be married to Brianna. He is nutso. Now the only excuse I can give him is if he is playing it up for TV but I just don't think that is the case in this scene.
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oleander
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Thanks, camo!
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Shoppergal
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oh I love when my spidey sense proves true. I knew Ryan was no good from jump. Back last season when Bri was so dickmatized to not see that she married Ryan on a whim and that Vicki had right to be concerned. These women like to talk about hypocrisy and Bri's hypocrisy about Ryan v. Crooks always pissed me off - though full disclosure you all know I'm not a fan of Bri's.
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Crooks really plays Vicki perfectly. I didn't date a "cocktail waitress" (she was a porn star). I didn't pay her, you KNOW I am a big tipper.
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Ooh, Shopper...wasn't Douchey Ryan still married when he and Bri started their fairy tale romance.
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Camo
Jul 30 2013, 12:00 PM
Billy - who is so fucking drunk I could smell bacon vodka through my laptop - agrees and those two fucking foolios say it's about 'disrespecting' houses and personal property.
Ryan and Billy sure don't take any guff from their womenfolk. Billy was certainly drunk. I don't think we can blame alcohol for Ryan's behavior. Seemed sober to me. Just mean. Can you imagine him drunk AND angry?

Vicki, for as smart as she likes to tell us she is, sure surrounds herself with the assy-ist men ever. No love for the Vickster from me. She's too much of a dum dum.
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Ooh, Shopper...wasn't Douchey Ryan still married when he and Bri started their fairy tale romance.


I think separated - but not divorced.
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andme
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Finally watching this week's episode. LOL....Gretchen's autotune has autotune!

Um...I think Gretchen just threw herself a wedding. Is she really trying to woo Slade? And it is possible that her teeth are now more beaver-y?

ETA - her song is available on iTunes! And she has 30 five star reviews. Hmmmm....

Where's a stray helicopter rotor when you need it? OK, I know that was mean.....

You can cut Kent's hair, but who's going to replace those missing toofusses? Bet he's one heck of a whistler, though.
Edited by andme, Jul 31 2013, 01:32 AM.
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andme
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Oh Vicki - get yourself a Yummie Tummie/Skweez/Skinnygirl Shaper ASAP. And get Brianna an industrial strength one.

Can you imagine how Ryan would have flipped out if Adrienne had smeared self-tanner on the couch? Stoner mom could have been doing the Macarena on the couch smoking a doobie and I still wouldn't think Ryan's reaction was justified.
Edited by andme, Jul 31 2013, 02:07 AM.
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oleander
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No offense to anyone whois or knows any cops, but that is what Ryan strikes me as: one of those bully cops everyone hates. He should fuck off. What the hell is his problem? Lydia's mom looks sweet, and meant absolutely no harm. And Breanna defending him? Hope she took a good long look, because if he flips his shit like that on a stranger, how is he going to treat her?
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Finestra
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How about when her kids make a mess and disrespect the house.
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Vicki can go on and on about how she's an independent woman doing it for herself but in the end she wants a MAN to take care of her life. Hence the intervention of Brooks, Ryan, and her brother. "Oh no! Something's wrong at the house! Where is the man to take care of this for me?" *hand on forehead, Scarlett O'Hara swoon*
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Vicki needs a Brar on :)
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Camo
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I missed the showings on Monday and it's not OnDemand here (no DVR). Dammit. Though maybe my blood pressure doesn't need to see Wretched insult Slime's brother.
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