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Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 05:15 PM (44,092 Views)
Vicky is Icky
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Dammit my reply got eaten. Vicky at reunion, omg tangerine peplum double wide ass! Literally she looked like a linebacker in doll clothes.
Edited by Vicky is Icky, Sep 3 2013, 10:50 PM.
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IcyAll
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And I'm SURE Brooks doesn't think she's fat.
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Camo
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Icy, Brooks thinks her body is beautiful! (sniffs haughtily, leaves thread).

I squandered some brain cells I can't afford to lose watching about 20 minutes of Trampra's shitshow. How fucking boring. I'm watching the 'lost footage' show and man, Tamra's kid Ryan has truly awful hair. Tamra's mom is really uncomfortably skeezy to behold - she's very grim and semi-hysterical in her attempts to 'seem fun.' And Ryan's girlfriend has an absurd made-up name and several times too attractive according to Ron Swanson's Scale of Human Beauty to be dating him for anything other than terrible fameho reasons.

This lost footage special makes me hate Gretchen even more. Fucking liar, fucking idiot, fucking stone-faced waxen sociopath. Damn, I never thought someone would replace Tamra as my most hated Orange County ho.
Edited by Camo, Sep 4 2013, 01:16 AM.
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dilbert2004
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Good g-d they are playing the hell out of Tamra's Naked Wasted Wedding show. It seems to be playing every other hour. What the hell kind of hold does she have over Andy Cohen to 1. Get her own wedding show and wedding paid for by Bravo and 2. Have it play non-stop.

From what I have seen of it, it is so obviously scripted with nary a natural moment. Are we really suppose to believe Tamra and Eddie can afford this lavish wedding on what they are making from memberships at CUT Fitness. A $6000 pair of shoes? Yeah right, Tamra.
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We all know Bravo is footing the bill and that they're going to fancy it up on Bravo's dime. Didya catch the invitations?!
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cccharley
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I just watched. I caught the epitome - too funny. She's so smart that G-witch.

I thought Heather's dad's shirt was hideous. He should have worn the original one. I think she really wants to be a wasp. Chappaqua is very jewish now. Maybe it wasn't years ago but it's not a waspy town now. I find it strange that she seems to want to act like a wasp since she filmed herself going to services so I wouldn't say she doesn't want to be Jewish. I guess it's just odd to me.
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I think Heather just wants to be different from the other OC-hos, which is already is if you ask me. She certainly married better, has more money, and has more manner instructions than The Countless. Something tells me Heather won't drink out of a beer bottle either, lol.

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Good g-d they are playing the hell out of Tamra's Naked Wasted Wedding show. It seems to be playing every other hour. What the hell kind of hold does she have over Andy Cohen to 1. Get her own wedding show and wedding paid for by Bravo and 2. Have it play non-stop.

disco, I blame this on Kim Z. I think her show got high ratings because she promised to let us see what was growing under her wigs. I know I fell for it. Turned out it was just regular hair and she prefers big whorey hair.

On the OC they made a whole season out of Whori's third wedding and Tamra gets her own. Now, anytime a ho-wife gets a third wedding (Whori, Kim Z, Tamra, Nene) they expect a show from Bravo. You know Gretchen is pitching the same thing. Too bad for Gretchen Slade is only her second wedding, but I guess she could make it her third since poor dead Jeff's money bankrolling that romance. Plus, I counted Big Papa in Kim's rap sheet even though they weren't married so I guess poor rich dead Jeff could technically count as Gretchen's second - making Slade her third.

Edited by Cosmocrush, Sep 4 2013, 06:22 PM.
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dilbert2004
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Was over at TWoP and there is much discussion about Eddie's stripper party. Good googly moogly that was a bit too much for my eyes to see, but I guess it is the "thing" these days to actually be intimate with strippers. It is all the rage for bachelorettes to give BJs to their wedding shower strippers. Who knew?! Someone at TWoP suggested a Google of Dancing Bear parties. Like a fool I did and now........well words fail and I am aghast. Really......WTF?!
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discomom
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OMG... really dil? It's en vogue for bachlorettes to give BJ's to male strippers? Um.... no way would I do that! Other than the tacky/gross factor, what happened to safe sex? God only knows where that has been!
Edited by discomom, Sep 4 2013, 06:50 PM.
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Shoppergal
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dang dilbert I just had to google it.

I suppose....that stuff has been going on at bachelor parties for years. I suppose turn about is fair play? Though it's usually the stripper giving the services. Very weird...so they pay for a man to dance and THEN give him the BJ? Hell, I have to at least get dinner first for someone I like, let alone a stranger.
Edited by Shoppergal, Sep 4 2013, 08:11 PM.
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Finestra
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Somewhere feminism has gone terribly wrong. The senior girls in our HS did a truth or dare list that included giving a blowjob in public view. So girls were taking boys into cars to blow them. Good lord, I fear for our future. That isn't power, those girls are suckers in more than one way.
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dilbert2004
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Disco - yep, my first thought too was about safe sex.
Shopper - sorry! But I glad I am not the only one who Googled that!
Finestra - yeah, all the feminist of ages past must be spinning in their graves. It is one thing to embrace and enjoy your sexuality, quite another to give blow jobs to or have sex with strippers while your bridal party watches. It is beyond words......
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Camo
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I haven't read it but Ariel Levy's "Female Chauvinist Pigs" published around 2003 or so was about this. How now it's 'empowering' to service a man, or even a boy, sexually, and 'own it.' Like there isn't a chance that things can go terribly wrong with you ending up in Vickiland, being endlessly needy and dissatisfied, feeling empty and having absolutely no self-esteem. Like there's no difference between private exploration and public self-exploitation, especially when most of us are carrying a video recording device everywhere.

....and that's not EVEN getting into the absurdity of a woman 'owning' her sexuality by fellating a man she paid to perform a service, and then having that filmed, and put online, where it will never, ever go away. Makes sense. To Gretchen Christine Rossi Smiley types ("My Barbie costumes are a witty wink to camp! I am a Business Woman!!"), but to no one else.

shopper, it's like a bad copy of the male traditions, where the actors/roles got all jumbled up.
Edited by Camo, Sep 4 2013, 09:35 PM.
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Finestra
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The NY Times magazine did an article about 10-12 years ago about Friends with Benefits and how these girls all think that they are in control etc yadda yadda. But then as they spoke more to the reporter the girls admitted that they did down deep like the boy and was hoping that blowing him would make them like them too. So instead of being in a relationship, they end up servicing a bunch of boys who really don't even care about them, all in the hopes of getting a boyfriend.

I can tell you I see this playing out in our town - a place where education is so highly touted. These stupid mothers who spend all day at the gym or shopping are literally ruining their children. Boys and girls are pampered and entitled. And all the damn mothers care about is their kids being popular. Which has led to kids "going out" in 4th and 5th grade. Middle school is like a social shark tank. When you as a parent are thrilled that your daughter has a boyfriend and is popular, what are you setting her up for? Relying on other people to make her feel good about herself. How about building her self-esteem through school or activities - give her an identity as something other than a plaything for a boy.

I feel lucky that my older daughter has escaped the madness with a nice group of friends. My younger one has friends whose mothers just don't get it. The kids are dressed to the nines, have their hair keratin straight and are full of drama. They are disasters in the making. Hopefully she will lean towards the girls who aren't. That is where I encourage her to go. As you can see, this is a hot button topic with me.
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Camo
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Your reaction makes a lot of sense, Finestra. That Times article sounds dispiriting but unsurprising. I'm too big a dork to be at risk of being a 'cool' mom or friend to a young girl.
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