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| Velvet | Mar 20 2012, 11:46 PM Post #211 |
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Hey I think Heather's fancy L.A. friends could revive this show if they'd cast them. Damn. Hot and rich. |
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| VanderFabulous | Mar 20 2012, 11:49 PM Post #212 |
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Except they actually seem to all LIKE each other. No cat fights? No snark? No back stabbing? All of that equals no ratings. Andy would pass on that so fast we wouldn't even see the contrails as the idea faded into space. |
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| weaver | Mar 21 2012, 02:03 PM Post #213 |
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The whole restaurant thing seemed fake to me. How are the LA wives going to get to work in OC every day? Or is the place going to run itself. For once Vicki was right. And then Dr. plastic surgeon to the stars throwaway comment of "we might lose two million but so what" was a bit pretentious. Maybe he was kidding because he seems like a nice guy. Great chance for a crossover lost, why not consult with Lisa and Ken? These people didn't even seem to realize they'd need a manager. |
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| Momo | Mar 21 2012, 02:18 PM Post #214 |
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I agree, Vicki was completely right (for once!) about the restaurant thing. Have an airtight agreement and realize that this is not playtime, it's WORK and lots of it. I think these girls just want some high end place to hang out together and be posh but they want to be able to do it in the OC, not LA. if that's the case, go to Heather's HA-UGE mansion and STFU. Vicki and her offense taking when Brianna wanted to sleep IN HER OWN BED AT HER OWN APARTMENT nearly made me throw my shoe at the screen. Just when I thought she couldn't possibly make it more about her, she manages to do so. I don't know how Brianna manages to put up with how overbearing her mother is. I'd have bitchslapped her by now and then moved 3000 miles away to a remote area without phones, easy road access, or airports. |
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| Cosmocrush | Mar 21 2012, 02:48 PM Post #215 |
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Those LA wives are OC wives - they took the helicopter first [I think it's belongs to/is leased by one of them] and then sent it back to the OC for Heather, Tamra, and Vicki - only three can ride at a time. Then Heather and her real friends stayed in LA and sent Tamra and Vicki home in a limo. But Vicki was right. It's amazing to me how many people think they can open a restaurant without any experience except as a customer. I once heard that restaurants lead the list of businesses that fail within a year. I wonder who usually tends to Heather's mob of little ones? I don't think it's her or Daddy - who had his IPad on the table during "family dinner" with the kids I did like that in one of those kitchen scenes there was a pile of clutter on the end of the counter - just like at my house. I FF through the most of the Alexis gross stuff but I did catch the talking head where she asks, "Why would I go through all this just for vanity?" in convincing us that she isn't simply having her nose fixed. I'm not sure why that's so important to her but those giant foobs discredit that argument. |
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| Camo | Mar 21 2012, 03:59 PM Post #216 |
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Ladies! How has no one yet mentioned Vicki taking Brooks' call during dinner and then engaging in the hottest love/lust conversation of all time by whining that 'his girlfriend needs her love tank filled'? We know Brooks drives drunk (what a fabulous man, this one)...he must fuck on some mixture of Pine-Sol, Robitussin and absinthe. |
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| Cosmocrush | Mar 21 2012, 04:46 PM Post #217 |
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Ah geeze, Camo I was trying to block that! :P The fact that she knew was on camera and still said that kind of made my stomach turn. I don't get why she is dating a guy who lives on the other side of the country. The fact that Brianna didn't want to go to her mom's to recuperate says volumes about what life in mom's house must be like - not that it's any surprise. Still, I hope she wasn't on her own to recuperate and that a friend or boyfriend [who preferred to stay off camera] was there to take care of her. |
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| Velvet | Mar 21 2012, 05:23 PM Post #218 |
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Yeah, that love tank thing is old old old. And I don't hear love tank, I hear cum-dumpster. Sorry but I do. "Brooks, I need you to fill my cum-dumpster!" I still don't know wtf they were pulling out of Alexis's schnoz. |
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| Cosmocrush | Mar 21 2012, 06:10 PM Post #219 |
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What little brains she had maybe. The size was about right. |
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| oleander | Mar 22 2012, 12:24 PM Post #220 |
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HAHAHA. I love how the doctor kept emphasizing that she couldn't breathe, because you know she just had to make sure everyone knew that this WAS NOT A COSMETIC PROCEDURE (only). Can't stand Alexis. While I started out liking Heather solely for her ability to rankle the other women b/c she truly is wealthy (or, rather, her husband), I hate how she tries to play above the fray. Bitch, you are on Real Housewives - don't pretend you are not an attention whore. I love how she said she's been taking an acting break or something - right, I'm sure it's 100% voluntary and not b/c no one wants to cast your ass to continue your record of failed shows. And it does amaze me how many of these idiots think they can open up a restaurant and it will be a success - so easy! Any fool can do it. Morons. Just sit at home and spend your husbands' money. Really. It's okay. I'd do the same. |
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| Cosmocrush | Mar 22 2012, 03:29 PM Post #221 |
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oleander, I like and dislike Heather for the exact same reasons. Now that she got to show off her friends with a helicopter [is going to LA for dinner really a big deal] I'm trying to imagine Heather heading out to Lake Havasu for some dirty named shots with The Vickster and Trashy Tamra - maybe even throw Gretchen in with her horse laugh and pagent hair. |
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| VanderFabulous | Mar 22 2012, 10:17 PM Post #222 |
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So...Heather wrote a guest blog on orangecounty.com about opening a restaurant. She belched out a mea culpa for being so insensitive, then asked readers for suggestions of good restaurants in OC. Here's a link: http://www.orangecounty.com/articles/dubro...t-heather.html# Note one of the follow-up comments from someone we all know & don't love: Lynn Nchicago Hudson · Chicago, Illinois You don't cook, you special order everything to your own taste so you have no NO Business giving your opinion on ANY restaurant. Who let this woman blog? Where is YOUR restaurant? Hobby got boring, did it? |
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| andme | Mar 22 2012, 10:43 PM Post #223 |
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Oooh, Vander. Thanks for the scoop. Heather has as much right to give her opinion as LynnfromsomewhereinthestateofIllinois. I notice that Lynn is scathing to anyone who doesn't suck up to her. She loved Silex and Bethenny because they sent her gifts and kissed her ass. Clearly, Lynn is an expert on food consumption, tho. |
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| CajunMama | Mar 23 2012, 12:08 AM Post #224 |
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I thought Lynn's comment was hilarious and so to the point! If Heather plans on opening a restaurant and it's not just some bravo storyline she's in for a rude rude awakening. She has no clue, as well as the other women, how much time they will need to put into running a restaurant. |
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| Velvet | Mar 23 2012, 12:52 PM Post #225 |
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I get the point Lynn is trying to make there - how can you make a restaurant that everyone wants to go to if all you do is order out from other restaurants and have your husband hold the baby while you "plate the food." That comment made me crack up. It reminded me of some now-defunct cooking show where they showed you how to take frozen meals and spice them up to look like you cooked it. |
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