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Show Snark; Episode to Episode Snark
Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 05:15 PM (44,081 Views)
Finestra
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Get your orange spray tan on and either straighten your hair or tease it up, push up your boobs, bare your midriff and we'll let you know!
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Cosmocrush
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And be sure to wear some spiked heels and leopard print!
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lovesnark
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And, make sure your teeth are bleached to blinding white. Do you have your original nose? Because that just won't do.
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Finestra
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Can I just say that Heather and her husband in those matching sweaters when they stand together do look very creepy. He was right!

And Shannon swigging the tequila to have sexy time was hilarious. Yeah, now I'm ready.
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andme
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"I don't ever want to be a pageant girl." Oh Vicki, I don't think there's much chance of that.

Miss Mature Porcine USA?

OMG - the upcoming scenes from this season...Vicki choking, Brooks loving Vicki's vagina, Vicki on a mechanical bull, Terry calling Shannon's husband a penis, Tamra hysterically running on some tile...is it wrong that I kind of hoped she'd wipe out?
Edited by andme, May 13 2014, 12:50 AM.
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I really enjoyed the show tonight; everyone basically getting along and being their ridiculous selves. I liked the montages of Vickie screaming, Shannon's TH interviews, and Tamra saying she loves the holidays because she can get drunk with her friends and do stupid stuff. Oh Tamra. Vickie is are probably the least fake HW of them all which is why I enjoy watching her so much.

Looks like Ryan became the shiftless bum Simon told him he would be. Nice old-timey lumberjack beard dude.

The previews on the other hand look ugly. I'm tired of that nasty fighting stuff.
Edited by Cosmocrush, May 13 2014, 01:51 AM.
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andme
May 13 2014, 12:30 AM
"I don't ever want to be a pageant girl." Oh Vicki, I don't think there's much chance of that.

Miss Mature Porcine USA?

In a small town near my hometown they have a Spanferkel fest.... Spanferkel being German for Roast Pig. I'm sure they must have a pageant and Queen. Maybe we should enter Vickie?
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andme
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Lol. Vicki certainly is a Spanferkle.
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Lol disco! Miss Spanferkel would be a perfect fit!

On WWHL last night Andy showed a condensed clip of the chair nonsense with all the ho-wives voices auto-changed to sound like little kids. It was hilarious.

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Last night was okay. Vicki getting acupuncture had me hoping he'd find the spot to render her mute. Her screeching at every fucking thing would make me want to choke her if I was her friend. I bet that doctor just loves Shannon. She said he charges $100 a pop and during her first episode, she said she sees him every day he's open.

Lizzie seems to be able to hold her own and I'm looking forward to seeing what she does this season. If Lizzie is a little girl in pigtail's name, what kind of nickname is Vicki Ms. Victoria Gunvalson?

Is it too much botox and fillers that has made Tammie Sue's face look so bad? Her eyes are so squinty in her TH's she looks really strange. I really noticed it when they showed the clips of her talking to Ryan about his future a few years back. She looks very different.
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andme
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LOL, lovesnark. You didn't enjoy Dr Moon putting his finger up Vicki's butthole?
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How does Miss Vicki maintain a business if she asks everyone their ethnicity, followed by (with puzzled look) "you look............"

I was actually thinking Tammy Sue looked better than usual, but my TV is ancient.
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I think Vickster has been slacking off. Why wasn't her PowerPoint done for her heavily anticipated webinar? And how could she even concentrate knowing that a naked Crooks was waiting for her in bed.
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Do you think Crooks puts his teef in for erotic times? I can only imagine two footed hams snorfling. Isn't it romantic? I do hope that one day, when my husband is asked about my best feature, he says 'definitely her vagina!' I will only know then that I vowed to love the right person for me!

Tamra's face is tighter than a damned drum. She's taken her symmetrical face and fucked it up with Botox etc. She'll have her brows, lids, nostrils and lips all dead center in her face within 10 years, like the knot of a balloon, if she keeps it up. And she will, to be Forever Young and be the hottest....woman...to Eddie.

weaver, if Vicki had an actual empire I imagine the EEOC file on her would be several feet thick.
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Camo
May 13 2014, 05:47 PM
Do you think Crooks puts his teef in for erotic times? I can only imagine two footed hams snorfling. Isn't it romantic? I do hope that one day, when my husband is asked about my best feature, he says 'definitely her vagina!' I will only know then that I vowed to love the right person for me!

LOL Camo!

I agree about Tamra's face. She is really messing it up. Remember when her mom was on and got a face lift a few seasons ago? They will look alike.
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