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Show Snark; Episode to Episode Snark
Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 05:15 PM (44,218 Views)
andme
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Wow...Vicki was such a twat about Tamra's boobs.

People with emphysema don't complain as much as Gretchen.

Oh Alexis...our time is "dire"? And yes...you can make ice cubes

The dude at the recording studio should replace Gretchen. He would rock the song at the Pussycat Dolls.

ETA - Gretchen's performance at the Pussycat Dolls. Spoiler alert: She sucks.

Gretchen sucks

Edited by andme, Apr 18 2012, 12:38 AM.
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And once again Vicki cannot stop herself from creating drama.

That poor little skunk (who was probably a tame, de-skunk-glanned Bravo plant)? I figure there was a 50/50 chance Mr. Skunk would run...or turn around and spray every one of those stupid bitches. With an extra squirt aimed at the erupting volcano of vile who IS Vicki Gunvalson.

Also? Count me in with the viewers who are sick of hearing Gretchen whine about her poor widdle voice, and fretting over how well she will do in the Pussycat Dolls show. It's a trashy little vaudeville show in America's trashiest town. She actually thinks this gig deserves the time and respect she is pretending to give it? Please, bitch. Just STFU.
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Apr 18 2012, 09:42 AM
Also? Count me in with the viewers who are sick of hearing Gretchen whine about her poor widdle voice, and fretting over how well she will do in the Pussycat Dolls show. It's a trashy little vaudeville show in America's trashiest town. She actually thinks this gig deserves the time and respect she is pretending to give it? Please, bitch. Just STFU.
Vander, this is Gretchen's BIG BREAK. She is going to be a huuuuuuge star! Hahahaha!

Cajun, great point about Alexis and Tamra's surgery and recovery while Gretchen is still whining about losing her voice from screeching at Vicki. But wouldn't she have had to have a singing voice in order to lose it? Just an excuse. Gretchen needs to take a page from the Countless and belt it out off key with confidence.

When they came to pick Vicki and Brianna up I was hoping there was a FAAAAAMILY VAN coming to pick them all up. Vicki is only befriending Alexis to get back at Tamra for making up with Gretchen but the joke is on Vicki. I would guess one car ride with her would send Vicki back to avoiding that vapid woman. Just ask Heather.

Of course Alexis wears a fake diamond. Talibin Jim pawned the real one years ago.

Is is wrong I thought of Icy when I saw the skunk? Except in this case I was rooting for the skunk - to spray Vickster.

I love Brianna.

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andme
Apr 17 2012, 11:55 PM
ETA - Gretchen's performance at the Pussycat Dolls. Spoiler alert: She sucks.

Gretchen sucks

Shocker! For once I'm glad my firewall at work won't let me see that link.
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discomom
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I DVR'd this episode, and then only paid minimal attention to what was going on.
Same thing with Atlanta this season.
Jersey had better bring it, or I may be checking out....
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I think I take back my assertion that Vickster is too smart to give Slingblade money - upon rewatch (cause yeah I have no life and this is about the third time I've *watched* that episode) of the asset division convo Vicki pulls out a card of the day from her purse and appears to be surprised and says, I quote " how'd you get this in my purse? How'd you slip this buy me." I wonder what else Slingblade helped himself to while was in her purse? He's so sleazy that I wouldn't put it behind him to skim a 20 or 50 at every opportunity ala Kathy Griffin's first hubby.
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discomom
Apr 18 2012, 06:55 PM
I DVR'd this episode, and then only paid minimal attention to what was going on.
Same thing with Atlanta this season.
Jersey had better bring it, or I may be checking out....
I completely agree. Atl & OC were a waste of airtime this season. Will I hv to rescind my name? ... nah.

I'm sticking with BH and NYC. Looking forward to NJ too.
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

That was a really boring episode.
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Shoppergal
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Seriously - very boring. My book was way better. Trite as it is I am enjoying Fifty Shades of Grey. /ducking the tomatoes.

I did chuckle at the makeup artist matching Alexis' skin to her bruises. She looked more trannyfied then usual.
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Just started watching, but Gretchen was a twatneck for telling Alexis that she was offered the TV job first.

OMG..Slingblade is functionally retarded, right?

Jim brought his sperm from home. So she jerked him off? I'll bet Jim's hands are no stranger to his penis.

Edited by andme, Apr 25 2012, 12:29 AM.
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Oh dear, I thought it was a great episode. No screaming and plenty to snark on - thanks editors!

I floved Gretchen talking about meeting with "her people' about her handbags while carrying a bag that isn't one of hers, lol. And a "Host Coach"? Really? Geezus. But she got points from me for the "twatneck" [lol andme] move of crushing Alexis delusions of being a "newsanchor" and finding out she is just a Ho-wife novelty act. Seems Fox Five in SD would be happy with any 30 something blonde bimbo. Ha!

Is it bad that I really like Heather and her husband? Or maybe I'm just kind of envious of her which is a new and scary feeling to have towards a ho-wife. Then again, she is on this show which means she's a famehwore so maybe not.


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I didn't get to finish watching the episode because I was exhausted so I'll finish that up later today off the DVR.

Anyway, I think what I like about Terry and HEather is that they have all this goddamn money but seem fairly normal in their relationship. They were talking like a real married couple would about the logistics of her going back to acting and how that would affect them as a family. And when Terry realized that she wasn't looking for a devil's advocate he IMMEDIATELY said 'oh! well, in that case, know that I support you 100%' - no stupid reality show bullshit. She also seems pretty involved with her kids and while I expect that she has sitters or nannies on the regular, she doesn't seem to just hand her kids off to them. And Terry was teaching his kid how to play pool. There is actual interaction there.

There's plenty about Heather that bugs me but overall, she has the most normal family dynamic of all of them and it's refreshing to see.
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I like Terry much more than Heather. Maybe it's just that her eyes are too close together. She actually got good reviews from her show - that's life - or something like that. I loathe myself for imdbing her.
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Does anyone else think Terry looks like Fran Tarkenton?

I read on TWOP that Terry was on the show "The Swan".
Edited by andme, Apr 25 2012, 04:24 PM.
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No way - the Swan - as a dr I assume. I didn't watch it but I know all about it. Tell me why I can't stand Heather though? I didn't dislike her in the first few episodes but she grating now to me.
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