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Show Snark; Episode to Episode Snark
Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 05:15 PM (44,234 Views)
Shoppergal
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Bravo has me, hook, line and sinker - this is always my least favorite incarnation and I'm *still* eagerly anticipating tonight's episode.

I'm intrigued by Tamara's talking head that states the new Howife is everything Jesus tits wants to be. true words, even from a trifilin' whore are still true.
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oleander
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Tamra's 'Is your ass jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth' line gets me every damn time. It is hilariously genius.
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pixie
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"After the reunion, I felt kinda crappy about the fact that people fucking hated me because I've been such a relentlessly recurring and pulsing pustule of skankitude on the rectum of humanity. So I figured I should pretend to be nice to Gretchen for a while."
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teeone
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I kinda hope that Donn does get spousal support, and no Vicki...I don't feel sorry for you ;)
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Did you see Vicky's smug mug when she told Tamra "I make more". ($ than Donn). Oh my.

Did alextits just say Katie "Keurig"?

Wonder how Taliban Jim likes her shaking it for "Dr" Booty, and a TV audience. Very respectable.
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pixie
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I thought Peggy was history?
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Shoppergal
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I think Peggy taped part of the season and will be "Friend of Howife" I liked her so she'll be missed. I think once they build the Alexis vs. Heather dynamic Peggy will get das boot.

Bravo really has a hard-on for Jesus Tits. This is going to sound weird, I know I should loathe Jesus Tits, she says all the wrong stuff, but I just can't bring myself to hate stupid.

Oh and Brooks sounds like Slingblade - couldn't understand a word he mumbled in the preview. Brianna has also gained some LBs.
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Feb 7 2012, 09:20 PM
"After the reunion, I felt kinda crappy about the fact that people fucking hated me because I've been such a relentlessly recurring and pulsing pustule of skankitude on the rectum of humanity. So I figured I should pretend to be nice to Gretchen for a while."

This right here is why I love you.
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I laughed my ass off when Jugs4Jezus kept going on about how she was great at reporting and at being live and they juxtaposed that with her hilariously awful little piece... and then at the end when they showed the two anchors and they kinda just stared at each other with that 'the hell did we just see' stare. hilarious. Oh, Bravo. You are a bitch after my own heart.

It makes me sad that Tamra, IMO, is the prettiest. She certainly is the ugliest on the inside. I kind of like the new howife.
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Shoppergal
Feb 7 2012, 10:03 PM
Bravo really has a hard-on for Jesus Tits.  This is going to sound weird, I know I should loathe Jesus Tits, she says all the wrong stuff, but I just can't bring myself to hate stupid.

She's not a person as much as she's a ventriloquist's dummy. Sawdust in the head, speaks ideas formulated in someone else's brain, big hand shoved up her ass. Don't hate the dummy, hate the ventriloquist!

I did loathe her until I realized how vacant she really is. I think she might have some sort of impairment. For realz.

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It makes me sad that Tamra, IMO, is the prettiest. She certainly is the ugliest on the inside. I kind of like the new howife.

Word. Tamra and Vicki vie for whose inner ghoul is more hideous. The new howife seems alright but I'm withholding judgment. These HOs are heartbreakers! They'll take your love and then suffocate you with their fake bosoms and flaccid labia.

Momo - :wub:
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Momo
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Ok, I just watched it (nothing interferes with my Tues night NCIS shows, not even the howives) and I have to say, it is beyond lame that Bravo even tries to put a veneer of "oh we met doing a real estate thing and I decided to glom onto her" on the casting of new blood. WE KNOW SHE'S THERE 'CAUSE BRAVO HIRED HER. Just let it go at that. Yeesh.

Where was the scene of Jim waking up too late and calling AlexTits to bitch her out? She's so vapid I'm surprised she can remember to breathe regularly.

Tamra is trying so very hard to rehabilitate herself after rolling around in the mountain of skank last season. She is not going to pull off a character rehabilitation nearly so effortlessly as Camille did. Her trashiness is just barely hiding under the surface. A slight scratch and it'll be busting out.

I have to say that having the two CA shows on at the same time, however fleetingly, is quite the education in opposites.

Anyone else think that Taliban Jim was into some serious kink back in the day? The kind of kink that Peggy didn't want to admit in front of cameras?
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Ah, Momo. Remember Jim's glamour shot with his jeans undone?
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andme
Feb 7 2012, 11:33 PM
Ah, Momo. Remember Jim's glamour shot with his jeans undone?

Peggy did say Jim had lots of toys, um that could mean many different things.....
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teeone
Feb 8 2012, 12:38 AM
andme
Feb 7 2012, 11:33 PM
Ah, Momo.  Remember Jim's glamour shot with his jeans undone?

Peggy did say Jim had lots of toys, um that could mean many different things.....

LOL...maybe he could start a sex toy line like Kandi?
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I. just. can't.

All the long blonde extensions and bolt-ons. Vomit smiley. Vicki is just one step away from extending her hair to her ass, too. And the screaming and eye-bulging hasn't even started yet. Can not do.

Momo
Feb 7 2012, 10:56 PM
I have to say that having the two CA shows on at the same time, however fleetingly, is quite the education in opposites.


This.

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LOL...maybe he could start a sex toy line like Kandi?


He should. It's probably the only business he'd be successful at.
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