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Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 05:15 PM (44,185 Views)
discomom
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ranjake
Jun 28 2012, 06:33 PM
Momo
Jun 28 2012, 06:20 PM
Blorf. It makes me think her vag runneth over.
You are right- that sounds really gross :)
I didn't really need to read this on a full stomach!
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Finestra
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What a disgusting visual, Vicki's love tank oozing.
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andme
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My apologies to everyone who now has Vicki's vaginal secretions running thru their brains...

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Sugar Mama Vicki Gunvalson has to make sure she keeps Brooks the Crooks in nice clothes and with good teeth and since that shit cost a lot of money, Sugar Mama Vicki has to make that money and she has found a new product to add to her ‘roster’ of shit she is hawking to add funds to her bank accounts. Vicki recently purchased a brand of Vodka that she happened to purchase and fell in love with it so she bought the whole brand.

This Vodka’s original name was ‘Cougar Juice Vodka’ which was a perfect name for a Vodka product that Vicki would own. But, Vicki felt that the name would make her an easy target for bitches like me and the rest of the clowns, to make fun of her chasing younger men. So, she decided to change the name to ‘Vicki’s Vodka’ this Vodka will be guzzled in the upcoming season finale episode on June 3rd.

Here is what Vicki had to say about the Vodka:

“I liked the flavor of it,” she told The Weekly Calistogan this week, after wrapping up the seventh season of the successful show. “I liked the cleanliness of it. It felt really natural.”

As it happened, Gunvalson was looking for an established vodka formula that she could buy into and add to her expanding roster of branded products. Cougar Juice tasted pretty good, she said, in her favorite drink: the blue cheese dirty martini, made with vodka and a blue cheese–stuffed olive.

“I’m always looking for the opportunity to brand myself,” said Gunvalson, who runs several businesses in addition to her television career and endorsing and putting her name on various products. “But I like to do things that I actually use and actually like.”

The vodka will be rebranded “Vicki’s Vodka.” It has already appeared on Bravo and will be featured on the “Real Housewives” season finale on July 3.

(Vicki) she considered buying the name, but “it was a little too raw for me.”

“Cougar” is common slang for an older woman on the prowl for younger men.

The name “excluded a lot of demographics or genders,” she said.


Vicki's vag

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Finestra
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That OC crowd is full of morons. None of them have come up with anything good to market. Gretchen Christine Beaute, Gretchen Christine handbags, that even Gretchen doesn't carry, Wine with Wives, Tequila, Cuffs, Alexis Couture.

Bethenny may be throwing shit against a wall to see what sticks, but at least some of her stuff has sold. Same with Jill and Ramona. Poor Alex and Simon should move to the OC.
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Yeah, Alex and Simon never really got rolling with the "branding", did they? The "Thug in a Cocktail Dress" and Simon's songs were about it, right?

The sheets don't count since they aren't named Silex's Boudoir Collection.
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I always picture Alex and. Simon just laughing together over that lines like it was the best line ever and alex with that stupid laugh of hers
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ranjake
Jun 28 2012, 01:52 PM
I DO hate when Heather says "champs". It's so Olivia-Palermo-three-years ago :)
Okay ranjake I had to google that name and I still don't know who she is, lol. So "champs" or as ccc said, "champers" is a NYC thing then? Remember, I live in the wild west out her near Seattle - we still call it champagne. :P

I'll bet anything that buying the vodka has something to do with Brooks the Crook. He either suggested it or she put it in his name or she hired him in some capacity to do something with it. I don't know - it just doesn't seem like something the Vickster would do on her own.

Edited by Cosmocrush, Jun 28 2012, 09:56 PM.
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LOL..I can just see Sling pitching it to Vicki "It's made with taters...".
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Cosmocrush
Jun 28 2012, 09:56 PM
ranjake
Jun 28 2012, 01:52 PM
I DO hate when Heather says "champs". It's so Olivia-Palermo-three-years ago :)
Okay ranjake I had to google that name and I still don't know who she is, lol. So "champs" or as ccc said, "champers" is a NYC thing then? Remember, I live in the wild west out her near Seattle - we still call it champagne. :P

I'll bet anything that buying the vodka has something to do with Brooks the Crook. He either suggested it or she put it in his name or she hired him in some capacity to do something with it. I don't know - it just doesn't seem like something the Vickster would do on her own.

yes:) She's that not-very-nice-very-pretty-uberthin- Tinsley Mortimer-enemy from Whitney Port's reality show- "The City".
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Me thinks Heather has the balls in the family. Poor Terry. Poor ball-less Terry.

Does anyone else add "eye" to Heather's last name? Heather duEYEbrow? :P
Edited by CajunMama, Jun 28 2012, 11:55 PM.
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Jun 28 2012, 10:16 PM
LOL..I can just see Sling pitching it to Vicki "It's made with taters...".
Bwahahaa!! Awesome andme.

Yep Cajun - ever since she told her girlfriend that was her big hesitation about changing her name was being called Du-brow instead of Du-bro I like to think of her as Heather DuEyebrow. :P
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lol For some reason Heather scares me. She seems like a very controlling bitch and she's really tall.

Brooks definitely creeps me out.
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What's wrong with being tall?
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I think she is really skinny. Too skinny. Her face needs some natural fat on it - not fillers.

Tamra is really short, but she is the one I wouldn't want to encounter in a dark alley.
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Nothing wrong with being tall but as others have said - her eyebrows and her looking down on people - to me literally and figuratively - is yucky and uppity. Her face doesn't move at all and for an actress I don't think that is great. She's frozen and actually, with all that she has, appears kind of angry at everything. Why the nutso blow up about the cake? Yeah it was a stupid move but did it merit the craziness? Why call in all those people to kick the girl out? Couldn't she do it herself? I think it was all for the camera. I guess her height makes me thinks that she has a stick up her ass.

Regarding the expulsion. You call her over. You tell her I really think I need you to leave. Get her husband and escort her out. DONE. Instead everyone sees and hears what you're doing and therefore it was fake.
Edited by cccharley, Jun 29 2012, 10:17 AM.
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