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Show Snark; Episode to Episode Snark
Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 05:15 PM (44,156 Views)
Shoppergal
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new one looks like a [more] busted Denise Richards.
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I see it! Except Denise was gorge when she was younger.. Lydia, not so much. To borrow a line from Saving Private Ryan - when she fell off the ugly tree, she hit every branch on her way down. Oh, god. Now say something nice: hmmm, well her teeth are quite white. That must be something, right?
Edited by oleander, Apr 15 2013, 10:04 PM.
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I'm watching my first ep of the season but it's the recent one, beginning with Alexis visiting Vicki/Brianna/newborn baby boy. I like Alexis' shorter hair, and Vicki looks really strangely tight in the face -- and like she's applying 2 to 3 times the typical number of false lashes. And Brianna is demanding that Crooks stay away? Huh.
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Camo, you are a couple episodes behind. Vickster had some "tweaking" (her words) done to her face - mostly a nose job and chin implant which she basically admitted was a reaction to Slimey Slade calling her Miss Piggy. On WWHL she said her face hadn't "settled" when taping started so her face was frozen.

Also, Vicki seems to have fake broke up with Crooks during the taping. She told everyone at Heather's party that they were not together 'for now' but she still really loves him. She also said that to Andy on WWHL.

I haven't seen tonight yet but Brianna has moved in with Vickster and Donn finally moved out. No sign of Michael who has also moved out - as someone else here noted probably so he can jerk off to gay porn in peace and not worry about Vicki and her friends barging in, lol.
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Just finished watching.

Stirling? S-t-i-r-l-i-n-g? Bwaahahahaha. Shocker.

Lydia seems nice enough but I'm with Heather - if she's buddies with Alexis she can't be too bright.

oleander, why do you think Terry is gay? I'm not getting that - but I've been known to miss big stuff like that. If anyone is gay I'm betting on Lydia's husband. But that's only because he was doing closet door pull ups on camera and ordered a girly drink at dinner.

I probably stand alone but I like Heather and I like Terry - I like them together too. And holy moly their house has an elevator!

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I think he just comes off as gay to me, Cosmo. Maybe it's the brightly colored shirts or his mannerisms, but I see gay. Obviously, I could be wrong. I can imagine Lydia and Alexis as friends. Both seem to be as dumb as a box of hair.
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I missed most of the last ep, though I started watching. I'm watching episode 2 right now - holy shit, Tamra's such a bitch. That fake running away to cry to get someone to chase her, at a dinner from someone else's house...never change, trashbag. Never change.

Vicki does look really puffy and tired, jeez.
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Oh my god, Taliban Jim is seeming...better to me? Intervention for 1, please.

Eddie and Twuntra deserve one another, fo sho, but damned if Eddie's dog isn't so cute. Sweet woofy face.

Tamra is looking extra-pulled in the upper part of her face, Christ.

The new one (in the preview/last ep) has massive teefus. Do you think she and Eddie could manage to kiss one another, or would it just be like slamming a stack of ceramic plates together?
Edited by Camo, Apr 16 2013, 11:37 AM.
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Oh my god, Taliban Jim is seeming...better to me? Intervention for 1, please.
Shoot me, Camo, because I was thinking the same thing. In the episode with the trampoline park, he seems almost normal. But damn, he is an ugly fuck. He seems redder this year.
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He seems redder this year.


Ha, he does!

The makeup is out of control on the Hos this year. Especially on braying jackass Gretchen. I'm ready for her fall, again. The preview of the next ep, where Cuntra gets physical with Alexis? Someone beat the SHIT out of her, please. Man, I am honestly embarrassed at how much I loathe Tamra. No heart at all.
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Cosmo - when I heard the kid's name I couldn't help but think of Archer, aka the funniest adult cartoon ever. The main guy, Archer, his mother named him after herself and her silverware, so his name is Sterling Malory Archer. It works there b/c the name is so fucking stupid. Who knew some fool would actually name someone that in real life.

Move over, Camo - not only does Jim not seem as obnoxious, Alexis doesn't seem as worthy of my snark as in seasons past. I kind of like that she seems happy. She's just a flight, stupid woman who wants to live in her own little world without hurting anyone. I could get behind that.
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I was in awe over "Maverick."

If she grew up with so much money and now has a lot of money ( even though they live within their means) why is she so in awe whe she sees a Gucci bag?

She struck me as a complete idiot. So we can enjoy her for the rest of the season until she starts editing herself.

Hubby owns one of those fancy low profit house magazines and a gallery? Hmmmmmm.

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Exactly, weaver. ;)

If Tamra really considered Vickie a good friend she would recommend she cut her hair. Or at least brush it.

I don't understand Vicki's stubborness about Crooks when every person in her life and out here is telling her he's no good. But a couple smart mean comments from Slade about her face sends her to the plastic surgeon?

I'm torn on Brianna. When she moved back into Mommy's house I was over her. But tonight she explained she thought her hubby was going to be deployed and he wasn't and she is paying rent, utilities, etc. Run Brianna, run and move on out. Crooks is going to steal your inheritance and Mommy will be moving in with you before you know it.
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Business executive Vicki doesn't have someone on staff who can insert the business cards into her brochures?

Vicki's skin looks even worse this week.

Is Heather trying to create a storyline by bickering with Gay Terry? And why does Heather have such a hard-on for Jugs? Is Jugs really that much worse than Tamra or Vicki?

I'm torn about Brianna. I think she might be a stealth douche.

Holy crap - Beaver lady named her kids after porn stars. And they have shitty closets and cheap hangers. And why didn't anyone mention her elf ears?
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Business executive Vicki doesn't have someone on staff who can insert the business cards into her brochures?

Vicki's skin looks even worse this week.

Is Heather trying to create a storyline by bickering with Gay Terry? And why does Heather have such a hard-on for Jugs? Is Jugs really that much worse than Tamra or Vicki?

I'm torn about Brianna. I think she might be a stealth douche.

Holy crap - Beaver lady named her kids after porn stars. And they have shitty closets and cheap hangers. And why didn't anyone mention her elf ears?
Lol andme, I noticed the cheap wire and plastic hangers too! I guess that's the difference between Beverly Hills and the OC.

I thought the same thing about Vickster's business brochures. I also noticed her assistant or whoever getting her all set up with the busywork was at least ten years older than the Vickster. I'm guessing it was set up for a scene of her at work and a conversation with Brianna.

I don't know why Heather hates Jugs so much but it's one reason I like Heather: we have that in common. I think Jugs is worse than Tamra and Vicki because she doesn't do anything - or anything we can see anyway. Her first season was spent showing us how she spent all her time maintaining her looks and not eating for her husband (she complained how exhausting it was) and of course her interpretation of the Bible.

I don't mind Tamra even though I get why others hate her but I think she's actually grown alot since she got out from under Simon's thumb. Like Tamra, I used to detest Gretchen but she's not so bad now. Although I'd like to tell her that a one hour a day local radio show doesn't mean Slade is "doing good financially."

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