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| Queen for a day | Feb 15 2012, 07:37 PM Post #121 |
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The caterer was some Asian guy who was wearing a Cajun Connection (I think that was the name) T-shirt. Vicki had nothing to do with the cooking or presentation of the food. It wouldn't have been my first choice for those xenophobic idiots, but I'm sure Bravo "suggested" it just to get a rise out of the harpies. Been meaning to add that Heather's face looks totally plastic to me. That ultra smooth plastic look is not becoming, at least in my opinion. And when she said she and her husband were Jewish, I couldn't help but wonder if any of thse dumbasses had ever met a Jewish person before. |
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| Velvet | Feb 15 2012, 08:10 PM Post #122 |
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Hi Queen! I'm glad you're watching OC too!! This reminds me of that episode of Golden Girls, which is freaking hilarious. Some lady comes to visit the gals and she's gay and has the hots for Rose. Dorothy is telling Sophia and Blanche walks in, so they tell her "Jean is a lesbian." Blanche goes, "So? Isn't Danny Thomas one?" Dorothy is like "Not Lebanese. LESBIAN!" That's what I could see them doing. I also mean no offense to the midwesterners here, but I was saying to Mr. V last night, these girls are showing their midwestern roots. I'm not saying ALL MIDWESTERNERS don't love seafood, but when you grow up on or near a coast, it's nowhere near as daunting as it is when you're from somewhere very landlocked. |
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| teeone | Feb 15 2012, 08:46 PM Post #123 |
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Vicki, these girls aren't the kind that are gonna eat in gloves and with a bib on.....please! Someone tell me why are Vicki's cheeks so big this year? Because isn't it true with age our faces get thinner? I couldn't believe the stupidass fight that Tamra started, boyfriend and Vicki were only having fun. Tamra sure showed her ass, and how ackward did that make the remainder of the night. Gretchen without makeup - just wow! I'm alittle shocked that she even allowed that to be aired. But if you put Gretchen no makeup next to Gretchen with makeup, it looks like two different people! Just wow! |
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| oleander | Feb 16 2012, 08:49 PM Post #124 |
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hahaha. The Golden Girls is just such a timeless series. I watch it every night and laugh my ass off as if it's the first time I'm seeing them. I need to get caught up on this. Even after just one ep, the OC hos are just not doing it for me. I am dying to see Gretchen without makeup, though, so I'll sit through an hr for that. |
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| Camo | Feb 16 2012, 08:52 PM Post #125 |
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I will never get over how fucking ugly The Porcine One is. NEVER. Goddamn! That fur vest and that tacky-assed jewelry decorating her implanted, filler-filled self and highlighting that melted, snouty face - GOD. I also really love her 'I don't drink, I'm open to new foods' persona after she screeched and screamed at that restaurant in Napa when she and Tamra were each married. But now she's a cosmopolitan, kind, elegant hostess who tells people to get the fuck out of her imitation Olive Garden house. How time never flies on this show, where it's always 2004 and Sky tops and bad eyebrows and bootcut pants will always reign supreme. Honestly, Peggy is fucking vile to me. She really wants to grind Alexis down all of the time, and it's exhausting, and it's not because Peggy is so much more liberated and politically astute or whatever the fuck. Alexis wasn't competing with London, she was empathizing, and apparently tried to resolve their stuff off-camera. Alexis may not be a finalist for a Rhodes scholarship and I may hate her politics, but I don't like that she's fair game for some reason for an unusual - even on a RH show - number of attacks and lies. It's just mean in a boring way to me. Pegs? You're a liar and a shit friend. Heather is a very patronizing person. Cute, cute, cute. Tamra is utterly out of control and as ever, I wish for the worst things in the world to happen to her - pestilence, plague, to blow up like the diner at the end of "Meaning of Life." She's a horrendous, irredeemable person in a sea of vapid and sometime-bad people. She's really bad to her core, not just crass, but cruel and instigating and untrustworthy in every dimension. And I hate her bunny lines. |
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| Momo | Feb 16 2012, 09:04 PM Post #126 |
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May I offer you a wafer thin dinner mint, Camo? ;) |
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| Camo | Feb 16 2012, 09:06 PM Post #127 |
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Heh, Momo...I'll give mine to Vicki! How ridiculous is Dubrow Manor? Holy shit! I do wish Heather would take this crew of bims shopping for more flattering clothes. Brooks is so gross. Fucking Hallmark no-child-support-paying cheesemonster. How demented must a man be to pursue a married Vickster? Daily affirmations, what the fuck is this, an SNL sketch? Stuart Smalley dating? I'll be quietly puking in the corner during all of their segments, I know. Tequila shots on a fucking ferry, while feigning initial ignorance on how to do a shot. Congratulations, Tamra and Vicki, you totally look like teens because of your desperate protestations of innocence. The boob thing is too idiotic to process. Eddie and Tamra are Simon and Tamra part 2. I want it to end in a fireball that leaves nothing but extensions when all is said and done. |
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| Finestra | Feb 17 2012, 08:40 AM Post #128 |
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The new one clearly thinks she's better than the OC crew. I can't stand when people think that being picky and sending things back at a restaurant shows they have discriminating tastes. I think her husband must do a whole lot of eye rolling. |
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| Velvet | Feb 17 2012, 10:47 AM Post #129 |
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I thought it was hilarious that Heather was bitching that the accident-baby's clothes were downstairs and she was upstairs. A of all, I think that accident baby was sleeping in a hall. B of all, if you were any kind of mother, you would move your wardrobe downstairs or somewhere else and let the bedroom-coverted-to-closet be the baby's room. |
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| Teeny | Feb 17 2012, 05:41 PM Post #130 |
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o I missed these bitches... |
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| snappleaddict | Feb 18 2012, 01:20 PM Post #131 |
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When did Vicki become so damn high-and-mighty about alcohol? Remember when she was all about the martinis with bleu cheese olives? Now all of a sudden bitch is acting like she's never touched a drop in her life. I'm still trying to figure out what exactly Heather means by 98% real. That nose looks fake as hell, her boobs can't be real, and the rest of her face looks like molded plastic and doesn't move. So that's 2% of her body? |
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| ryebread | Feb 18 2012, 01:44 PM Post #132 |
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Are we talking about Vicki "Keg Stand" Gunvalson? Or the Vicki "Man Juice" Gunvalson that resides in Lake Havascrew? Also...Did I hear her say that the Island of Capri had many beautiful Bed and Breakfusses? Dumbass. |
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| andme | Feb 18 2012, 02:44 PM Post #133 |
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Damn, rye, you had me rolling with breakfusses. Heather's hubby has my gaydar pinging slightly. |
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| ryebread | Feb 18 2012, 05:46 PM Post #134 |
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Me, too, andme. Ping-a-ling-a-ding-dong |
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| dilbert2004 | Feb 18 2012, 09:17 PM Post #135 |
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Yep, he's got a whole Peter Allen thing happening there. |
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