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| Camo | Apr 1 2014, 10:09 PM Post #1651 |
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Oh Heather, please be mine. While she gets deep into the 'motherfuckers' next week (ain't a thing wrong with that - though Aviva's attempted comeback of 'did you learn that in prison?' - well, there's quite a bit faulty with that retort), she handled Aviva and her bootleg Lilly-Pulitzer-plus-foot-of-cleavage minion, Amanda, quite beautifully. I love when idiots think they can handle someone. Amanda had no idea that she can't begin to handle Heather, who was able to point out the flaws in Aviva's red-herring technique of argument (e.g., pointing out, ha ha, that she was not in fact pointing at Aviva. She wasn't. But Aviva kept repeating it.) Aviva really is a sociopath. There is no external reality for her. It was pathetic seeing the naked insecurity, though, when she eavesdropped and then made a feeble attempt to derail LuAnn and Carole getting over their beef. Aviva's just a very sad, angry woman. |
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| Finestra | Apr 1 2014, 10:18 PM Post #1652 |
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That and "You're yelling, you're yelling, you're yelling." She does that too. Even when the person quiets down. The fuck I'm yelling, and I'll keep yelling you fucking lunatic. Who is she to tell them to stop yelling at her maniacal lunacy? And Sonja, fun and flirty is okay. Drunk, clueless and opinionated is not. I think Aviva is paying Sonja for her support. Edited by Finestra, Apr 1 2014, 10:18 PM.
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| ranjake | Apr 1 2014, 11:27 PM Post #1653 |
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And the Aviva says 'motherfucker' in that Barn next week! Aviva is the worst! So unlikable. Her blog is so dumb- she doesn't say one word about that image consultant idiot. She thinks she's actually funny and witty- I think! |
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| Mariah | Apr 1 2014, 11:45 PM Post #1654 |
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Aviva's blog is, if possible, more obnoxious than she is on the show. Seriously, is this woman just nuts? More slams at Carole, and now Heather as well (she called Heather's business "spanx knock offs.") |
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| Shoppergal | Apr 1 2014, 11:59 PM Post #1655 |
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I thought ratface looked terrible in her bikini. The top especially. It was lose fitting and her itty bitties were sagging. She was also too thin. I'm not knocking the sagging, but all together she just looked awful from the waist up...I'll say her ass is 'great' but I think Sonja's is better (when it's not all bruised up). They really are playing the Grey Gardens no money aspect of Sonja. You mean to tell me that Bravo wouldn't front her a car, that she had to get her late model Benz out of storage. I mean she wasn't going to Hampton's all summer. Bravo couldn't give her a car while filming? I mean they do that shit for ATL, allegedly. I do declare, I'm going to have to ask Heather to go steady with me. I hate that she's tight with ratface, but I can overlook that. She goes hard for her friends and is usually pretty fair with her assessments. Even back to low budget Johnny Depp-gate. I think the *only* misstep she made was her kurfufle with Ramona in the beginning. I remember her being 'weird.' Like the strange laughing and talking about her dead dad at her first Howive dinner party. |
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| Shoppergal | Apr 2 2014, 12:07 AM Post #1656 |
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rewatching now and too cool for school ratface was wearing BOOTS at the fucking beach. I just can't. she was wearing a duster of some sort, denim cut offs, ill fitting bikini top and BOOTS...like motor cross boots or something. She just tries to damn hard to be hipster. Oh and hairstyle, pigtails. I'm just done. |
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| ryebread | Apr 2 2014, 12:18 AM Post #1657 |
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Maybe Heather and Carole could start a biker gang. :D I would not like to be at the business end of Heather's fist. She is just itching to punch somebody. I wonder if that's how her nose got broken originally. She's scrappy. I wish Heather and Aviva's husband didn't look alike. Which husband is standing in the background when Heather was motherfucking Aviva? He's got a bald patch on top. |
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| ranjake | Apr 2 2014, 12:34 AM Post #1658 |
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You know what's hitting me? Lee Radziwill was prettier than Carole (I think Lee was considered prettier than Jackie- Jackie was considered more 'striking') but Lee Radziwill was also a scaryish-skinny brunette with a sort of odd jaw/smile. I think Heather's Husband is much cuter than Aviva's- that's how I tell- short but cute. Edited by ranjake, Apr 2 2014, 12:35 AM.
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| Cosmocrush | Apr 2 2014, 12:56 AM Post #1659 |
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Same here. I love her. For now anyway. Holla! has more than proven herself to me. I love how she called Aviva "whack". Oh Countless, she never changes. Still all butthurt over Carol calling her out on asking for freebies from Naeem Khan. A designer mentioned by more than one celeb on the red carpet at the Oscars this year btw. Sonja totally cracked me up when she said she googled some burlesque moves 20 minutes before her show. The woman is one of kind. I liked that Holla! and Carole and Kristen are able to take Sonja for what she is: a kick. ETA: re the previews for next week Without diminishing the trauma that Avivia went through losing her leg 34 fucking years ago, the truth is she has a pretty good life now and has for some time (Ivy league schools, wealthy husbands, healthy kids, etc.) and I don't get why she obviously decided a long time ago to make her identity all about being a victim of that accident. If I cared I'd guess it was something her effed up parents did for her but still, at 43 Aviva needs to grow up. Maybe she needs to spend some time at a Fisher House or Veterans Hospital and get some perspective. Edited by Cosmocrush, Apr 2 2014, 01:06 AM.
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| andme | Apr 2 2014, 01:10 AM Post #1660 |
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Oh Cosmo -I'm just watching now and am petrified that Sonja's boobs are gonna pop out of that bustier. Does she remind you of the Clampett's a tiny bit? With no hot water, dead battery, no license plate. Shopper - I'm getting out my bikini top, cut-off shorts and combat boots. I'm gonna steal Carole's look because she loves it so much Why is Heather dressing so poorly this season? She needs a stylist. Love Kristin so far, too. ETA - oh crap. There went the nipple. Five minutes around Aviva's affected speech pattern and I'd want to gouge out my eardrums. Why is the bitchy image consultant with the flapjack tits there? Is Andy grooming her to be in the show? Not to be unkind, but a side view is not Carole's friend. You could fit a walnut in that overbite. Edited by andme, Apr 2 2014, 01:26 AM.
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| Cosmocrush | Apr 2 2014, 01:42 AM Post #1661 |
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The Clampetts? Hahaha andme, why yes she does. I do admire how she soldiers on though. I cracked up when, without a shred of embarrassment, she said she is used to performing since she's done pageants and acted, etc. "all over the world." I was out of the room at one point and could only hear Aviva talking without seeing her. I guess I never noticed that strange way of talking before. Sounded like a bad actor trying to sound East Coast patrician or something. I can't tell if she picked that up in all her years as a professional Ivy League student or an old movie or Thurston Howell III.. Edited by Cosmocrush, Apr 2 2014, 01:43 AM.
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| IcyAll | Apr 2 2014, 05:23 AM Post #1662 |
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Bwaaahhhaaahhhaaa! That is the best one, Andme! Love it! OMG, Aviva is a fucking nightmare. Right out of the gate! What was Andy thinking? Oh, wait, he was thinking she'd be a fucking nightmare and ratings would be high. <head smack> So much of this episode around Sonja, as if nothing else is going on ... I like that she's into burlesque and that Amanda needs to shut the fuck up, but I wish we'd spent more time at Luann's THIS episode and not constantly break up dramatic moments to finish them the next week. Ha, I'd never get a job as a Bravo editor! I didn't think Carole's body looked very good either. Too skinny. I thought the surfer dudes were ogling Kristin. I would, too, if I was a dude. There was a little too much of her, though, in the interviews, being negative. I was worried Bravo was pushing her as attitude-y too soon. But I'm older and I can see Harry's appeal. He's not obviously handsome, but he's got that intensive look in his eye ... and he's a charmer. He was able to not gag when Amanda was so fucking obvious. So was Jacques already done with Luann by this point? I think not, but it's interesting that he missed this event. I wonder if we'll see him at all. Yeah, Aviva wished she had a reason to break it up between the princess and countess. |
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| Finestra | Apr 2 2014, 07:48 AM Post #1663 |
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Aviva has been tweeting/retweeting that Amanda was a Bravo plant as a housewife friend. She isn't her friend. She's there to stir up drama. So she may be a test drive. Sonja is just bat shit with her stirring up Aviva on Luann's sunporch. I guess Sonja IS a well wisher. But is Aviva right -is Carole a strategizer for making up with Luann? (and is that an insult or a compliment according to RHBH?). I like Luann - she moves on. She's real. Aviva and Carole are too fucking thin - and Aviva with the implants. Luann has some meat on her bones. She made sure to have the label shown on her bottle of wine. Were she and Jacques doing some wine thing? I have to give Carole credit for not getting implants. But she isn't trying to land a man like Aviva was. And I am not shaming them for being so thin. But Luann just looks so healthy. Edited by Finestra, Apr 2 2014, 07:50 AM.
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| ryebread | Apr 2 2014, 09:13 AM Post #1664 |
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Aw, I thought that was the calmest, smoothest comeback in a long while from any of the Hos. That's the kind of comeback I would think of ten minutes too late. Especially if someone had just sputtered "Don't motherfuckin' tell me nothin'". I think, aside from the obvious assiness from Aviva, the thing that gets Heather SO riled up is Aviva's calm. I tend to be more like Heather in intensity, though I don't motherfuck anybody outside of 'talking' here, and I've never asked someone to go ahead and deck me because I was twitching to hit back. But calm like Aviva's in an argument tends to make angrier, too. |
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| IcyAll | Apr 2 2014, 09:23 AM Post #1665 |
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Oh, Aviva doesn't seem calm to me. She seems manipulative, like saying "don't do X to me" and "don't yell" are tools she uses to "win" the argument and have something to vocalize louder than anything you're confronting her with. |
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