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Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 05:29 PM (63,123 Views)
Cosmocrush
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These people are too fucking dumb to live.
"How do cows do it?" Well Jax should be the expert on that.

Bwahaha! Nice one dilbert!

Yep, Clownie and her big chin zit is still a hateful bitch. The look on her face and her body language when Kathy and Jax were telling her they thought Tre was being pleasant told it all. Mini Clownie was right next to her wearing an identical bitchface at the same time just in case we didn't get it.

Why isn't Vito riding/sleeping with Lauren. I mean besides the obvious. I love that she got all pissy when Juicy dared to take ONE of the sausages from the ginormous CASE of sausages Vito brought for the two/three day trip on the road apparently. I guess he figured if he gave those to Clownie and Mini Clownie then he wouldn't have to ride with her.

I'm with Velvet - this was one of the best episodes ever.



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How about Albie telling us that it's been a long time since he's "felt that sensation" with regards to his girlfriend er, new roomie?

And really, if your relationship was to the place that you want to live together why wouldn't Albie, I don't know, MOVE OUT and get a place with his girlfriend rather than move her into that wannabe frat house? Oh I know - because Clownie pays the rent. Why else would a 25/26 year old be worried about telling his mother his girlfriend is moving in?

Of course all this begs the question? What, why, and who is Gregg there for again?
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Very enjoyable. And now I know where that coast road was -- though I've never been on that road -- they haven't gone north, they just cut straight over West from the airport to the coast, basically and are south of San Francisco. Apparently the wine stuff is gonna be short-lived, because according to Tree, they're spending FOUR DAYS in the parking lot in Half Moon Bay. Yeah, Jersey doesn't have any parking lots, so flying 3,000 miles to spend four days in one ... yeah, makes sense in that RHONJ way.

Those RVs were amazing. Shit, I'd park one on my lawn and live in it year-round! They were NICE!

And what the fuck was up with the Shopping Cart Races through that store? The RVs looked outfitted. Color me confused. The whole scene looked like a mash up of that old game show where people tried to spend the most money in a grocery store by loading up with sides of ham and baby diapers and that episode of Top Chef where they had to use stuff in a Target store to cook for 100. And they bought all that equipment, but only have the food from Vito's stash? Vito should have camouflaged it in a box that said SCRAPPLE, then none of the Manzos would have touched it.

I can't believe that when he first came on the show, I thought Richie was cool. Now, I cringe whenever he's on the screen. What a scary person. Does he ever close his mouth? Someone get him a drool cloth.


Kathy did look a little chunky in those red pants in the camping store. She musta been cringing to watch that playback. Well, something's gonna happen, because Tree felt just fine calling her the Wicked Witch of the West ... so I'm really looking forward to the next few episodes! ... btw, what was with Missy's excuse of "your mom called her mom and got the recipe and you put it in the book" ... but Kathy never said that ... like Missy was thinking fast on her feet, but unfortunately, Tree had already talked to Kathy or something ... I find it impossible to believe that Tree's mother would call her sister-in-law midst all this bullshit of Kathy and Melissa joining the cast, and after the slam from Kathy about Audriana being unattended when Mrs. Gorga, Sr. was watching her. NO WAY.

Christopher Laurita wasn't watching that video of the cows mating, was he? He certainly wouldn't need to, since he knows how it's done already.
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btw, what was with Missy's excuse of "your mom called her mom and got the recipe and you put it in the book


Especially weird since the recipe isn't even in the book, only a picture of them. Someone is trying to bullshit someone. I wonder if Melissa isn't starting to wonder if Kathy might be stirring up some shit.
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Jul 30 2012, 04:12 AM
How about Albie telling us that it's been a long time since he's "felt that sensation" with regards to his girlfriend er, new roomie?

And really, if your relationship was to the place that you want to live together why wouldn't Albie, I don't know, MOVE OUT and get a place with his girlfriend rather than move her into that wannabe frat house? Oh I know - because Clownie pays the rent. Why else would a 25/26 year old be worried about telling his mother his girlfriend is moving in?

Of course all this begs the question? What, why, and who is Gregg there for again?
And why is there a sign on the bedroom door that says "women" as if it were a restroom?
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I can't believe I missed this! I thought for sure they would be on hiatus for the Olympics - which are just freaking awesome!

Sorry to go back a few pages, but with regards to the fabellini signing, there were no cameras. Teresas hugged my daughters and the older one confirmed what Melissa has told us, Teresa's implants are very hard!
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For those of you who loathe Greggy as much as I do, this will bring a smile to your face:

http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey/season-4/videos/greg-takes-a-ball-to-his-face

What a little bitch!
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Omg I'm crying. Thank you for posting that. I love the Juicy, srsly.

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Oh, what about that moment in the camping store when Tree called out to Clownie "Are there dishes in the RVs?" and Clownie ignored her ... meanwhile, in the previous scene, Clownie laughed at Tree's shoes on the RV. That Clownie ... seriously fucked up.
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OMG...that was fabulous. Although, I'm sure Greggg is stranger to balls in his face.

Yeah, Icy...Clownie really is a douche.
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Agree that Clownie is a douche but I think Bravo was editing like mad last night. Like on the bus where Juicy said something about the sex between the cows taking 2 seconds and he goes "like a Laurita." and they show the crickets chirping...I don't think there was silence like that on that stupid van to hell. No way. They just spliced shit together to make it look like it fell flat.
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That clip with Greg is hilarious. He is THAT kid, the one who made fun of others but when on the receiving end took his toys and went home. What a loser.
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Is there any site that snarks on the show that has Greg-lovers or even Greg-likers? Isn't he generally reviled everywhere where the show is discussed? You know he's one of those Internet-savvy trolls who reads every word written about himself ... he's got to be feeling down, doncha think? He probably thought he'd be every fan's BGF.
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I love the Juicy, srsly.

I'm with ya' Velvet. I know I shouldn't, I know he is repugnant in many ways, I know he's a felon (is that why you relate to him Velvet? ;) ), I know, I know, I know! But still.......he cracks me up and there is something, dare I say it, sweet, in the delight he can find in the simplest things. And his utter refusal to put up with or play along with the BRAVO induced bullshit of his castmates is delightful to behold. Juicy don't play those games. I think at the most basic level he is just a very simple man, in every sense of the word, who got involved in things far, far, far out of his ability to control, manage and stop. Of all the Jersey wives and husbands, he is the only one I could even imagine sharing an RV with without slitting my wrists after 1 hour. I could drive, Juicy can sit in the passenger seat with a plate of cheese and dried salami and we can eat and talk nonsense about Greg.
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I love the Juicy, srsly.

I'm with ya' Velvet. I know I shouldn't, I know he is repugnant in many ways, I know he's a felon (is that why you relate to him Velvet? ;) ), I know, I know, I know! But still.......he cracks me up and there is something, dare I say it, sweet, in the delight he can find in the simplest things. And his utter refusal to put up with or play along with the BRAVO induced bullshit of his castmates is delightful to behold. Juicy don't play those games. I think at the most basic level he is just a very simple man, in every sense of the word, who got involved in things far, far, far out of his ability to control, manage and stop. Of all the Jersey wives and husbands, he is the only one I could even imagine sharing an RV with without slitting my wrists after 1 hour. I could drive, Juicy can sit in the passenger seat with a plate of cheese and dried salami and we can eat and talk nonsense about Greg.
I love Juicy too. Yeah, he lets Tre have a Shut UP! once in a while, but I'll bet Chris only wishes he could tell Jax the same and Fat Al.. instead he hides in the Brownstone so he don't have to hear it.

And I'll bet dollars to donuts Caroline wishes she was in the Go/Giu RV watching the two Joes bust each other's balls. Instead she's stuck with her mini-me bitchface and the stench of her own self righteousness.
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