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Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 05:29 PM (63,117 Views)
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Aug 13 2012, 05:06 PM
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ETA: Lauren! Finally! Tell us how shitty your mother is! (Oh, Christopher Manzo -- shut your pie hole.) Oh yeah, that's mother love "she's being an asshole" ... yeah, you love her all right!

I know, right? First Clownie is referring to her daughter as an asshole in front of everyone and the next minute she's in a talking head wondering how she "lost" Lauren in the frenzy of her boys setting the world on fire. Gah!

Clownie is the person Jax needs to look out for - I think even Chris knows that.

I noticed that everytime people are getting along and having fun [the Pocanos, the games in the Laurita's backyard, this trip, etc.' Clownie separates herself and makes shitty comments about their activities from what she must think is a voice of authority. She never joins in - unless it's to throw someone out of someone else's Christmas party.

When Big Al and Big Clownie found out Albie's "girlfriend" is moving into the apartment they are paying for it sounded like Big Al hit the roof but they scene was carefully edited/cut immediately after Big Al says something like, "Oh no, that's not happening." Ha! Even Bravo wants to keep the illusion that the Manzo Boys plus Greg aren't just dead weight on his payroll.


This apartment is like the clown car, I mean how many people live there? If my knowledge of Hoboken is correct, unless they really went luxury I can't imagine Fat AL buying more than a two bedroomer. figuring Chris and Albie. Now we have Greg and Lindsay.Anyone know the address? From what I've seen its not a large apartment at all.
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First Clownie is referring to her daughter as an asshole


Clownie is pissed that Lauren is showing the public the cracks in her perfect fambly. Caroline wants everyone to think that everything in sunshine and lollipops with a Saturday afternoon ham game thrown in at Casa Manzo. Suddenly we see petty jealousy and favoritism and name calling. Caroline can't have that, so Lauren will be punished by being the outcast. Jeez Caroline,,, you don't want all your famblies foibles aired on TV, you think they should be private and not talked about. Isn't that the same shit you're saying Teresa is so terrible for wanting to keep private?
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Aug 13 2012, 05:18 PM
This apartment is like the clown car, I mean how many people live there? If my knowledge of Hoboken is correct, unless they really went luxury I can't imagine Fat AL buying more than a two bedroomer. figuring Chris and Albie. Now we have Greg and Lindsay.Anyone know the address? From what I've seen its not a large apartment at all.
ISH, I think it IS a two-bedroom. At least that's how I remember it when they first moved in. Maybe someone else remembers it being a three bedroom. Weird.
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I think it was a two bedroom because we all wondered who was sharing with Greg.

This show, scripted or not, really is like a case study in disfuction. Caroline, such a smug, judgmental bitch, treating her daughter like a second class citizen in favor of the loser sons all the while criticizing Teresa for her relationship problems with Joe and Melissa, doesn't see the parallel of having a daughter over invested in her brothers' lives.

And Jax mooning over the loss of a relationship with a woman who won't affirm tabloid tales?

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Aug 13 2012, 05:50 PM
ISH
Aug 13 2012, 05:18 PM
This apartment is like the clown car, I mean how many people live there? If my knowledge of Hoboken is correct, unless they really went luxury I can't imagine Fat AL buying more than a two bedroomer. figuring Chris and Albie. Now we have Greg and Lindsay.Anyone know the address? From what I've seen its not a large apartment at all.
ISH, I think it IS a two-bedroom. At least that's how I remember it when they first moved in. Maybe someone else remembers it being a three bedroom. Weird.
I have some qualms if I were Lindsey if it's 3 guys and 1 girl in a 2 bedroom. Who wants to wake up to a 6 ft 5 in gay man on the couch every morning and see him there the last thing before bed. I mean what a way to start a relationship. Not to mention the welcoming arms of Big Red and Clownie Jr.
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ISH - while all of those are negatives, I'm hoping that she is using him...I'd put up with Greg the Sasquawatch if I was paying zero rent. Isn't Hoboken fairly pricey comparatively speaking...cheaper then NYC, but b/c a lot of folks live there and go into the city they jack up the prices?
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And Jax mooning over the loss of a relationship with a woman who won't affirm tabloid tales?
Yep, that pretty much sums it up. And Cow faux crying.

Anyone else thrilled to hear that Cow and Chris were screwing every night in the RV?

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I noticed that everytime people are getting along and having fun [the Pocanos, the games in the Laurita's backyard, this trip, etc.' Clownie separates herself and makes shitty comments about their activities from what she must think is a voice of authority. She never joins in - unless it's to throw someone out of someone else's Christmas party.
Yes! And she always has an issue with a woman...never a man.
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The man is always some put upon being who'd never responsible for his own behavior. you'd think Jax would remember that seeing as how she clocked the Clown for this very thing back in the day.

I totally missed how they 'bullied' Lauren last night. I thought she was being her normal bitch face self. I will give Critoffer some credit for seeing the parallels between the Manzo kids and the Gorga siblings. I think he sees the writing on the wall - he just wants to be out an proud with Greggy (while of course laying around doing nothing).
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Anyone else thrilled to hear that Cow and Chris were screwing every night in the RV?

Well I did like the part where someone [Kathy?] said to Chris, "With your sister right there?!" and he said something like, "I don't care." If it made Clownie uncomfortable then I say fuck all night. Yup, I dislike her that much.


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I have some qualms if I were Lindsey if it's 3 guys and 1 girl in a 2 bedroom. Who wants to wake up to a 6 ft 5 in gay man on the couch every morning and see him there the last thing before bed.

Not to mention the bathroom. I hope Shopper is right and she's just using Albie for free rent for all kinds of reasons but mostly because what kind of shithead moves in girlfriend into his shared apartment instead of getting a separate place together. Oh, I know - the non-working kind. I bet Big Al was thrilled to hear he is supporting yet one more piece of dead weight.
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Watched again (I have no life) and caught something I'd missed .... when they were all suiting up to go surfing, Lauren says in an aside "I can't get my stitches wet" ... so she'd had the lap band before the trip?? I thought she looked thinner in the stomach area when she was getting on the RV to ride shotgun with Vito. BTW, Richie wouldn't move his fat ass so Lauren could sit next to Vito as he drove, so she got settled on the couch, I guess.
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Aug 14 2012, 02:14 AM
Watched again (I have no life) and caught something I'd missed .... when they were all suiting up to go surfing, Lauren says in an aside "I can't get my stitches wet" ... so she'd had the lap band before the trip?? I thought she looked thinner in the stomach area when she was getting on the RV to ride shotgun with Vito. BTW, Richie wouldn't move his fat ass so Lauren could sit next to Vito as he drove, so she got settled on the couch, I guess.
Nice catch Icy - both on the stitches and Richie hogging the passenger seat. That explains how she started on the couch although I don't know why she stayed there. Poor Vito - I hope he knows what he's getting into although I suspect he does - it's been a few years now and still no ring.
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Watching Lauren's reaction to Lindsey moving in with Albie..Wow! She's upset because she hears about it over the phone and after the fact? Honey, he's your brother not your lover. On one hand she laments not having an "engagement" yet from Vito, on the other did she really expect to move in with the three stooges?It was funny though to see the parallel reactions of Clownie and Jr to Albie's news. Clownie's TH said it all.
"Too Soon" "Albie loves too deep too quickly and gets hurt" She HATES Lindsey, I can't wait to see her attempts to fake accepting her into the fambly.
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I hope he knows what he's getting into although I suspect he does - it's been a few years now and still no ring.


But she has gotten a good look at his asshole. I'd say a ring can't be far behind.
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Whatever happened to the spin-off that Bravo started taping last year of The Manzo Boys' Wild Hoboken Adventures?

The apartment? Three bedroom. And is $4500-5100/mo.

From his eating habits to the way he keeps his room: Crittofer is a slob. He's paunchy and jowly at 22 and there's dried up dog poop on his bedroom floor. What a catch!
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UGH. That video is a fucking snoozefestival. I just fell into a coma, can one of you come over here with smelling salts?
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