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Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 05:29 PM (63,215 Views)
Shoppergal
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guess we won't be getting any cat burglar matching hats from Team Gorga. The fidget *was* self conscious about his hairline....he's taking Propecia now. Why am I so gleeful in hearing him admit that on national TV? Probably b/c I'm an evil person..but I digress.

Tre really does hustle. Nothing that these other heifers know a damn thing about. The WWHL vote (I think) showed tides changing in public opinion. Who's w/ me in writing an open letter to Andy pleading for Jax's money troubles to play a bigger part in the storyline? Tre is just so pressed to be part of this gang, that once their true colors came out you'd think she'd pay some friends to sit around and read the newspaper w/ all of their wrongdoing like the Clown and Jax did last season.
Edited by Shoppergal, Apr 30 2012, 12:09 AM.
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Velvet
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Can I get some info on these Jax money troubles? I missed it!!!

I think Tree thinks (somewhat rightfully so) that she IS this show, so I can't see her leaving it behind because she hates the heifers. Let's face it, the world could do without Kathy and Melissa. They both add zilch to the show.
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andme
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You guys are being too hard on Lauren...she made it through the whole Grand Opening before she quit!

Jackie said that Asslee was going to Vegas to learn a special compute skill. WTF? Wait...Chris just said he bought her a one way ticket because there were no plans for her to return. Jackie said on WWHL that she was only supposed to be gone 2 weeks.

Edited by andme, Apr 30 2012, 12:40 AM.
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Shoppergal
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Jax and her hubby are being sued. I don't know the full details...hopefully someone else does, we need a break down of timelines...the news broke right as the reunion was being filmed and word at the time was that's the real reason Jax didn't show.

From oh so legitimate....radar online.
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Velvet
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LOL! Stupid Jax.

How is it Teresa's problems are all broadcast and you're right, no mention of this about Jax.
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andme
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Ahhh, I see they're still pretending that Melissa is a singer. Poor Soul Diggaz.

LOL, apparently the old troll is a hooker not a cooker.

Milania just grabbed some Manzo nuts!

Oh, damn! I just had a sausage fingers sighting!! Why was Clownie saying that her boys are thin? One of them is tubby. And Clownie - Lauren would be thin, too, if she had gastric bypass surgery like you and your hubby.

Edited by andme, Apr 30 2012, 01:07 AM.
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I always wonder this. Why don't they just buy lauren some gastric bypass or put her on weight watchers or some shit. Is it because that if lauren does lose the weight her pathetic storyline goes with it? This is what, season 4 and it's still the same story for lauren, right?
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If I was Lauren (and every night I say a little THANK YOU prayer to Baby Jesus that I'm NOT), I'd leave the show before I'd let my mother parade me on national TV to a diet doctor and explain that it's just the delicious Italian food and I don't eat much and my mother is so worried about me because of OTHER people. Of all the lows to which Clownie has sunk, that display has to be the lowest. What a fucking cunt. If Lauren was putting up even a token resistance, I'd feel worse for her, but she's so stupid, she'd rather be FAMOUS AND ON TV than have any pride or privacy.

I don't think she looks that large -- TV adds a lot of weight, I lived in Hwood and NYC and saw many celebs who shocked me by how thin and tiny they were -- not matching what I saw on screen at all! -- and 40 pounds is probably a good weight to shed. But that way? Talk about wasted money. Any diet that is not about changing your whole way of eating FOREVER will not work other than for about the same amount of time you put into it. So she spends the summer losing? She'll spend the Fall putting it back on. And hey, maybe that'll be long enough to have a great wedding and get lots of skinny bride pictures -- who am I to judge, I can never lose weight and keep it off either. About 5% of the population succeeds in that, which was about the cure rate for cancer -- but more power to her for trying. Just -- don't do it for your MOTHER'S CAREER or for a REALITY SHOW that doesn't even PAY YOU TO BE ON TV.

BTW: where's Albert? Two fambily dinners and no Albert. Hmmm.

I was all for Teresa addressing the elephant in the room. Fuck them all to hell. I mean it. I was disgusted by all their behaviors. Clownie so needs an entourage she'll settle for cast-offs from the Gorga/Guidice clan. It's more than she deserves and yet so little.

I did notice that every time Joe or Teresa or someone brought up the idea that Melissa would leave Joe for someone with more money, she never said "I would never do that; I love you and will be with you forever" ... she just said how awful it was for Teresa to say that. And part of me respects that -- don't deny something that is that rude. Part of me thinks she doesn't KNOW if she'll always be with him and doesn't want a statement of "I'll NEVER" thrown back in her face some day.

WHY didn't they show the brawl between Joe and Richie? Did someone knock into a camera guy? Did the camera guy just fail to capture it? At least you'd think he'd have some footage of the blood .... I wouldn't mind seeing Joe bleeding. He was kind of a prick when Audriana hurt her knee. Anyone else think that would have been Teresa's mama taking care of the girls if not for the Bravo cameras??

Asshat. I applaud the restraint they all showed when she walked back in the kitchen, skipping her second flight possibility. On WWHL, Jacqueline said it was just for two weeks, to learn a specific computer skill that J's s-i-l could teach Asshat, then Asshat's father was taking her to Texas and COLLEGE. So Bravo's editors were monkeying around, per usual.

I will say one positive thing about Cow. She looked very skinny when she was bending over Nicholas at the window seat. I was surprised, because usually she looks to be packing a few extra, and then she looked model thin. She must be boobs on a stick.

Who said to Cow "You look so nice in a dress!" to whom she replied with the side-eyes "I always wear a dress!" .... seemed to be Melissa. Wonder what that was?
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Asshat. I applaud the restraint they all showed when she walked back in the kitchen, skipping her second flight possibility. On WWHL, Jacqueline said it was just for two weeks, to learn a specific computer skill that J's s-i-l could teach Asshat, then Asshat's father was taking her to Texas and COLLEGE. So Bravo's editors were monkeying around, per usual.



OK...what supersecret computer skill could Asshat only learn in Las Vegas? And what college is desperate enough to take that moron?


I think Jackie was lying.

ETA - LOL, after checking out her idiotic tweets, it appears that some college in Grand Rapids, MI is the lucky recipient of the Ashlee Holmes brainpower. They must have been clamoring for the supersecret 2 week computer skill from Las Vegas.
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What was the poll, last night, on WWHL and what were the results?

ETA: Just found the poll:
Would you accept Teresa's apology?
60% Yes
40% No

I'd say the tide is turning in T's favor. Again.
Edited by ryebread, Apr 30 2012, 09:07 AM.
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Caroline. That dried up old nasty mean ignorant in denial about her possibly gay son BIOTCH. Poor Lauren. Please spare us clownies defense of herself on reunion. "hey, it's harder for girls when they're heavy...I want the best for my fambly and my kids. So sue me. I own it" spare us, yes we get it. You're the matriarch no one gets to question you as you steamroll your daughter as the boys are your princes.

It's hardly ok.

Who's fidget?
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Apr 30 2012, 09:06 AM
Caroline. That dried up old nasty mean ignorant in denial about her possibly gay son BIOTCH. Poor Lauren. Please spare us clownies defense of herself on reunion. "hey, it's harder for girls when they're heavy...I want the best for my fambly and my kids. So sue me. I own it" spare us, yes we get it. You're the matriarch no one gets to question you as you steamroll your daughter as the boys are your princes.

It's hardly ok.

Who's fidget?
Fidget is Joe Gorga. I think Jay Mohr coined the term in his blog IIRC.

Clownie. I remember when she was at the launch party for BLK water and she said that it was the boys' time to turn the world on it's ear, or somesuch. LOL. From where I sit, she's got not one, not two, but three kids (in their mid-20's) who are going to be on Clownie's payroll for a long time.

No wonder Albert is never in attendance at gatherings. Guy is never going to be able to retire at the rate that family's going.

Edited by ryebread, Apr 30 2012, 09:17 AM.
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I thought Joe Giudice called Joe Gorga a "fidget" for fucking midget, and then we all loved it - didn't we?

Icy, I wanted to see the fight too. They segway-ed into that fight in an odd way. (I think "segway" is spelled segue, isn't it? Anyway...) it was like watching bits and pieces of a show for a few minutes there. I hate Richie and Kathy, I mean, HATE. They are so fucking boring, I think they are the worst pot stirrers of the entire cast and that's only because they fancy themselves as intelligent, so they can pull the puppet strings behind the scenes. Richie is the worst, he couldn't be a friend to anyone if he was given a manual. I'm surprised their kids aren't all screwed up because I find those two to be the most reprehensible of the bunch, but there's still time.

I think Richie does have something in his mind for Teresa, he really slams her to no end, and can any of you guys see your husbands slamming a woman friend/acquaintence like that in your real life? I can't.

I'm sure we'll hear all season now on WWHL and in interviews and on Twitter how great Ashleeee is doing, how she's writing her master's thesis, how she's now a doctor, how she discovered the cure for cancer, HIV, how she's building homes in Africa for poor people. The possibilities are endless.
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LOL, Velvet. ITA...Jackie will be raving about Asslee..until she kicks her out of the house again.

rye - ITA. For some reason, Clownie refuses to see that her sons are big losers. She seems to be under the impression that they're setting the business world on fire.

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Yeah they're setting it on fire all right. After the fire's going they're grilling their meats and eating them instead of throwing them at each other. That's why 2 of the 3 Manzo kids look like blimps.
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