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| cccharley | Aug 16 2012, 09:04 PM Post #1666 |
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Lauren doesn't work because she gets enough money from Bravo. It may not be much to many but it's probably enough for her since she lives with Clownie. It would be enough for me. It seems she's been on more this year and with more THs so maybe they upped her pay. |
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| oleander | Aug 16 2012, 09:07 PM Post #1667 |
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It's just the fact that she's so fucking lazy. And I echo Shopper's thoughts - she had a privileged, rich upbringing. You can tell by the lack of effort she puts into everything and how she expects everything to be handed to her. She wants to be rich - her own words - but refuses to put in ANY effort. It's quite sad, really, that she and her brothers are like that. Big Al clearly works/worked his ass off, and for what? To provide for his shiftless, loser adult children? 4500 - 5100 on an apartment? Are you fucking kidding me? On the lower $4500 end, that's 54k a year. And they do nothing! I think it's safe to say Clownie has been an absolute failure as a mother. |
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| WillyWonka | Aug 16 2012, 09:10 PM Post #1668 |
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So, here's a thought. If Lauren and Jax are both licensed make up people, why don't they go into business together? Hmmm????? |
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| Velvet | Aug 16 2012, 10:04 PM Post #1669 |
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Because one can't stop eating and the other can't stop drinking. |
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| WillyWonka | Aug 16 2012, 10:10 PM Post #1670 |
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See? They complement each other! ;) I think they should do it, just to see Caroline's head explode when she's not allowed in on any of it. |
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| Velvet | Aug 16 2012, 10:29 PM Post #1671 |
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Caroline can interview herself about it though: "Did they ask me for my help? No. But would I give it to them? Yes. Am I the best makeup person though to consult? No. Is Jacqueline? Yes." |
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| andme | Aug 16 2012, 10:44 PM Post #1672 |
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Clownie vs Miliania in a cage match.... I wonder if Cow is somehow involved in Catface? They should have called it Cowface. |
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| Shoppergal | Aug 16 2012, 11:09 PM Post #1673 |
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I think that the Clown still hasn't forgiven Jax for the punch heard round the world. Jax is a licensed cosmetologist (something I don't think 2.0 has - maybe never earned, going to school doesn't guarantee you a license, you have to ya know put in effort to actually pass the boards. I wonder if that's why her makeup stall closed down, they knew going into it that Lauren was too lazy to pass the boards, but still when on with the charade of the opening so they could have a story line and a way to berate asshat). They made a big deal during the prep for the business mtg that Jax is a cosmetologist (not 2.0 even though she went to 'school'). But it was 2.0 who brought her in, not Clown. You've never heard Clown talk about catface to Jax. I found that interesting/telling. And the Clown is a condescending wind bag, but I find her extra condescending in her 'concern' for the Cow's itty bitty feelings. ETA - Shit Clown doen't talk to her own flesh and blood for lesser slights then punches. I think she tolerates Jax at best. I'm going to choke on this - but while Clown is clueless to what wastes of skin her own kids are, I think she can to some extent assess folks (outsiders if you will) and Jax is useless and the Clown sees this I'm sure. Edited by Shoppergal, Aug 16 2012, 11:13 PM.
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| andme | Aug 17 2012, 12:15 AM Post #1674 |
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And I think Cow uses all cud-based cosmetics. |
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| ISH | Aug 17 2012, 09:09 AM Post #1675 |
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TWOP Howard looked the NJ forum over there. Too much talk about stuff that didn't happen on the show. What an asshole. |
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| WillyWonka | Aug 17 2012, 10:26 AM Post #1676 |
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I just looked up Lauren on NJ's professional regulation website. She's licensed in Cosmetology and Hairstyling. Jax doesn't appear to have ever had NJ license, nothing comes up in the search. |
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| oleander | Aug 17 2012, 06:24 PM Post #1677 |
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I think she was licensed in Vegas. Filling out the paperwork to apply for her Jersey license was probably too, too much work. |
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| WillyWonka | Aug 17 2012, 06:59 PM Post #1678 |
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She's currently licensed in NV, under the name Jacqueline Laurita. It's good until 4/26/13 and it says Effective Rank Date: 07/01/2009 . I have no idea what that means. Surely it wasn't first issued in 2009. I don't know how far the records should go back, but FWIW I couldn't find any licensing info. on her under the last name Grippe (her maiden name) or Holmes (her first husband's last name). |
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| discomom | Aug 17 2012, 08:56 PM Post #1679 |
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Maybe she quickly got a license so she could say she had a legit job away from the pole before she went on RHoNJ? They had to have been living in NJ before that (2009) though, right? I mean, her older boy was a baby when she hauled off and popped Clownie. |
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| IcyAll | Aug 18 2012, 11:47 PM Post #1680 |
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Turned on Bravo and RHONJ was on, the Manzo Marathon. I didn't realize what it was until the break and there were the three Hobokonites on a couch. They'd just shown Lauren's meltdown and Crittofer explained that they are close because they're hard on each other ... wtf? Come again? Oh, no, it was a really really really long day, explained Greg. Oh, no, they had no idea all the stuff Lauren was going through until they watched the show -- a year later, explained Albie. I switched over to ON DEMAND and Disney, Jr. for my nephew, to watch something more intelligent. |
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