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| bkleinschmidt | Apr 30 2012, 04:17 PM Post #181 |
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IckiVicki, I don't think they have an actual problem with Teresa. They plotted to get themselves a piece of the pie and used the "poor us - famous Teresa ignores us" as their storyline. How much you want to bet that after the first season aired, the Gorgas and Wakiles were all over NJ bragging about the table flipper being their sister/cousin. But when T starts to make money, those little shits start worming their way into Bravo. I have a feeling Melissa is behind the whole thing - IMO, she comes across as a very manipulative person. I think Joe Gorga is a happy go lucky kind of guy who is blind to his wife's behavior, but will do anything to keep her happy. Even if it means betraying his own sister. Kathy just seems greedy. The next time Melissa crosses herself and says "Thank you Jesus", I want a bolt of lightning to strike her. |
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| ISH | Apr 30 2012, 05:00 PM Post #182 |
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I think Melissa has been as jealous of her husband's affection for his sister as Teresa is of Melissa and her hold over Joe. It's clear from things that have been said that both Joe Go and Teresa thought the sun shone out of each others ass. I think things were fine with Teresa,her Joe and brother Joe till Melissa came into the picture. It's a very tough dynamic. They both want the number one place in his heart and that's impossible. Instead they should come together in their common love for him and wanting the best for him. That's the way to show your love for someone. |
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| IckiVicki | Apr 30 2012, 05:13 PM Post #183 |
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I agree Ish, although it's clear to me that as much as JoeGo loves Missy more than she loves him, Teresa loves her brother more than he loves her. Teresa doesn't hold JoeGo responsible for anything, it's all Missy's fault. And while I agree with that to a large extent (I think she plays the Gorga siblings like a fiddle, and is extremely manipulative and calculating), Teresa also needs to see that JoeGo is just as guilty. He talks trash about her more than anyone else. |
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| Finestra | Apr 30 2012, 05:20 PM Post #184 |
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JoeGo is a little fidget who reminds me of Lenny from Of Mice and Men, at least Lenny going through puberty. The little fidget's mind can only fixate on one thing - sex. And Melissa is the one that gives him his 20 seconds of heaven. So she wins. He is stupid and easily manipulated. Teresa is an idiot too. But she is too dumb to manipulate IMO. She sticks with that stupid lug of a slug husband no matter what. |
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| WillyWonka | Apr 30 2012, 05:29 PM Post #185 |
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Teresa is still on Celebrity Apprentice. IMO it's only because either her team won so she wasn't eligible to be fired or because her team lost and there was always someone on the team that got blamed for the signage being bad or the writing of a skit or what have you. That was never Teresa because Teresa does not do anything without being told to do it. Even when she was PM, she deferred to the others on her team. Personally I think it's because she is literally too dumb to know what should be done or how it should be done without someone expressly telling her. She does seem to work hard at whatever she's been assigned, although she is always assigned easy things like shopping from a list or doing a skit someone else wrote. If Teresa makes it far enough where she really has to come up with an idea and execute it herself, she's screwed. |
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| Shoppergal | Apr 30 2012, 05:40 PM Post #186 |
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And start your count down. That will be next week. Stop reading if you haven't watched CE yet................. If Arsenio and Aubrey can carry her and they win she most definately will be fired during the 2nd part when they have 'interviews.' She does work hard though so I think she will be back in the final challenge as an assistant to one of the two who are up for it. This board doesn't have spoilers.. |
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| Vicky is Icky | Apr 30 2012, 05:47 PM Post #187 |
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I agree (twins! hello ickivicki sisterfriend ;) ) Vito will probably be the Brownstone heir apparent. He'll be the only one with the motivation to curry favor (with his father in law) and bust his hump into the work that needs to be done in a busy catering and event business like that. Lauren can be led but those two boys, meh. Nothin' doing w/the Brownstone I am guessing long term. Edited by Vicky is Icky, Apr 30 2012, 05:47 PM.
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| bkleinschmidt | Apr 30 2012, 07:02 PM Post #188 |
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You really think Teresa is jealous over her brother's love for his wife? Hmm, never thought of that. Melissa's campaign to get on Bravo to badmouth, upstage and steal her sis-in-law's spotlight has been the only thing I've considered in judging the Gorga sibling rivalry. Plus, Melissa is a snake. That's why she has 2 S in her name :) |
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| IcyAll | Apr 30 2012, 07:23 PM Post #189 |
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I had this fantasy going in my head where Teresa moves with her kids to California and some new show and the RHONJ show ends. You all know what would happen next? The Wakiles and Gorgas would move West, too. Teresa is the only one who I think is really sincere in her love and friendship, even as she bashes her S-I-L. And Clownie is so eaten up with jealousy, her hair should be green, not red. (Or brown, as she's recolored it as she's put weight back on. Does dark hair make her look thinner?) I got the IN TOUCH magazine, current issue, with Teresa on the cover and her apologies for being "selfish" inside. There's a picture of her with Audriana -- that kid ... gorgeous! What a shock, considering what a little mustached thing she was at birth! Her hair has gotten lighter and she's just really cute! Edited by IcyAll, Apr 30 2012, 07:25 PM.
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| WillyWonka | Apr 30 2012, 07:41 PM Post #190 |
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I've always thought Teresa was jealous of Joe and Melissa's relationship, too. I think it's twofold. One, before Melissa came along Teresa was JoeGo's world. She was top dog woman in his life. Then when Melissa came into the picture, not only did Joe naturally allow Melissa to take over that (as she should have), but Melissa probably didn't defer to Teresa enough for Teresa's liking either. Two, I think that regardless of what anyone might think of the Gorga's, it's pretty obvious that JoeGo loves his wife and his children. He's like the anti-Joe Guidice. Teresa is jealous because she wants her own husband to treat her like that but he doesn't. So now in Teresa's mind, Melissa has basically stolen JoeGo from her and gotten the life Teresa wanted. I'm sure that on top of what we've actually seen on the show, Teresa has been snipping at Melissa for years. That's not to say that Melissa probably hasn't been bitchy right back, I'm sure she has. And that's not to say that I'm Team Melissa either because I've found that I really don't like any of them that much. I will say that one thing that really does tip the scales towards Melissa and against Teresa in my mind are their children. When you compare the behavior of Melissa's kids to that of Teresa's kids, both in general and towards their siblings and parents, it's like night and day. Melissa's kids seem pretty loving and well behaved. Teresa's are like spider monkeys on crack. |
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| bkleinschmidt | Apr 30 2012, 07:47 PM Post #191 |
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You know Icy, your fantasy sounds like pretty accurate prediction. WillyWonka: I take it that you'd never offer to babysit Milania ;) And, after reading your take on the Gorgas, I can see your point. |
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| Velvet | Apr 30 2012, 07:58 PM Post #192 |
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Oleander - I agree about Lauren grating on the nerves, you're right, she doesn't do anything about her weight but I think that she doesn't know how to. Didn't Albert get the lap band surgery? Like Icy said about crash diets, the problem with the lap band thing is it doesn't magically teach you to eat right and exercise. That will be the issue she faces if she does this crash diet. The thing I don't get is that if she's not doing the makeup thing, and has no career or school to speak of, why can't she workout? I was thinking today that I wish I had the energy to work out, and that the time in my life where I worked out the most was in college. Lauren isn't even in college, but she's that age, she should have the energy. She "wished" she had a thyroid problem. Um, no. That would be Brianna from OC, and we watched it take 6 years for Brianna to accumulate the weight that would then indicate a problem. I think Lauren's added quite a bit of weight since S1, unless I'm just not remembering that right. Shopper - I feel I need to clarify my Chris/Lauren blimping up comment because I didn't mean it to offend at all - it's basically what Oleander said about how we see her (them) eat, not really exercise, then lament their weight issues. Of course not Chris because he hasn't realized it yet but he's on his way too. In hindsight, it doesn't seem that any of these women have storylines without their kids. Kathy has nothing but sexting texts. Caroline has nothing but a dieting daughter. Jax has nothing but Ashlee. Teresa has a whole career/empire to manage and Melissa has a "singing career" if you can even call it that because even her damn coach had to read her the riot act ("I don't know many people lucky enough to have a studio in their home" = read: bitch you should be practicing ALLFUCKINGDAY. |
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| Velvet | Apr 30 2012, 08:05 PM Post #193 |
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First 3 comments I just saw on Kathy's blog on Bravo. I'm glad people see through her: Submitted by tweety bird on April 30, 2012.. I see your husband is still being the same creep he always is, I find his sense of humor sick not cute like you do. Interesting you commented on all the nice things that were said about Rosie but nothing about the viewers disgust for the burn the bitch at the stake comment your husband said. That said I'm (like alot of others) am really getting sick of all the digs at Teresa by you and the others, trust me your families are far from perfect and I think all are on the same level as Teresa's. Oh yea you are part of Teresa's family. Submitted by The truth on April 30, 2012.. Kathy - you can try to describe it any way you like but you know damn well that you were indeed sitting there talking about your cousin Teresa to non-family members before she entered the room. Despicable behavior and you should know better. Time to shut up and be a real cousin! And yes, Joe Guidice is a bit sad at this point - but nothing like a good cousin Kathy and her husband to kick a man when he is down. It's so sad to watch you guys each week bash Teresa while she tries to just hold her head up. Although you're not as bad as Melissa and Joe, I hope you realize how ridiculous you are making your family look for the sake of ratings. You talk about how you were raised, but surely you were raised better than that! Submitted by Seanna on April 30, 2012.. Most of your blog is so positive and loving. When you talk about Teresa your words are nasty and dripping with negativity. You were talking about Teresa behind her back...quit making excuses. ***************************** It goes on from there with negative comments calling her out for her shit. Very interesting. I wonder if she'll even see them or if she knows what people think of her. |
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| Shoppergal | Apr 30 2012, 08:16 PM Post #194 |
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Velvet - I got your point and no offense was taken- what I was trying to say is Lauren really isn't the hippo that they have made out as her storyline...I don't even think she's officially 'plus sized.' It just irks me that Lauren bitches about her weight yet does nothing to fix it 'cept complain and wish she had a thyroid problem. Re lab band - did you all know you can actually eat around it? Yeah a really obese guy I know who's wife is a doctor no less told me that one. I finally asked him why his rail thin wife didn't prescribe the lapband for him. I guess he's such a glutton that he'd 'eat around it' and end up like a cow with several stomachs. I know I'm simplifying, but you get my gist. oh and the other thing that irks me - Critoffer clearly has snausages for fingers, but to hear Momma tell it he's a Greek god. I'd really like to see Lauren in person b/c I don't think she's as big as even she makes out to be. She has a huge moon face and her body type is definitely tomato on stilts which is the worst body type to have IMO. I may be fat, but thank god I'm also freakishly tall. |
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| IcyAll | Apr 30 2012, 08:57 PM Post #195 |
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Tomato on stilts! OMG! That is the funniest thing .... Thanks for that, Shoppergal! |
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