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| Camo | Apr 30 2012, 09:06 PM Post #196 |
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Dr. Perricone! From the PBS begathons to having to deal with pursed-mouth Big and Little Manzo? Ay caramba. Did I hear right that Jacqueline used to pull Ashley's hair as discipline? (I tuned in late, no DVR). What the FUCK? Dude. And boy, Jacqueline loves, loves, LOVES putting on the show of how much she hates her daughter - the fake voices to her husband, the way she was chopping shit to signify she really wanted to chop her kid. What a goddamned cooze. Teresa is really very cute with a ponytail. Albie Manzo really? You need to TH again about Ashley having an unrealistic view of life? Go scratch. Wait, why did Ashley miss the flight? Strange. Edited by Camo, Apr 30 2012, 09:21 PM.
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| IcyAll | Apr 30 2012, 09:08 PM Post #197 |
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BTW: here is a link to Lauren Manzo around Xmas 2011 -- if these scenes we saw last night were from ... May 2011, then this shows her "progress" ... Lauren at Christmas '11 Edited by IcyAll, Apr 30 2012, 09:08 PM.
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| Shoppergal | Apr 30 2012, 09:13 PM Post #198 |
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Ok 'progress' is in quotes so...........i'm not gonna be the only one who sees no difference right? Edited by Shoppergal, Apr 30 2012, 09:14 PM.
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| Vicky is Icky | Apr 30 2012, 09:27 PM Post #199 |
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Ashlee. My jaw is dropped. Telling her she has no common sense in front of her family and America? What a fucktard. That made him feeel better in the moment but thant is permanent those words. Damaging, cruel and vindictive. And the mother puts calories in her mouth when he says it. Of course she does. Fucking Albie. Didn't make any eye contact win her at the airport. If that kid felt any kind of acceptance and love from anyone she probably wouldn't hv missed that plane. What right does he have to bawl her out for missing her flight? Steaming hot round of the ham game coming up? Loser. They are no better or no worse than Ashlee, we're all humans who deserve basic compassion. That was very hard for me to watch. |
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| Camo | Apr 30 2012, 09:35 PM Post #200 |
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I agree about Ashley, Vicki is Icky. It's unbelievable to me how much the loser Manzo-Laurita members we see *enjoy* bagging on Ashley. She's their fucking family member and she's lost right now, and she's younger than all of them - how the fuck does that not matter to ANY of them? |
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| Velvet | Apr 30 2012, 09:41 PM Post #201 |
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Camo, I think you might have forgotten something - she technically isn't FAMBLY, she's the bitch daughter of Jacqueline - the woman who married Chris. She's no better than the red-headed stepchild to them. Granted, I can't stand her, but if my dad were on the boards he'd say his famous line right now: that kid needs some guidance. And I think he'd be right in this case. In that picture is Lauren wearing that bella band for non pregnant folks? |
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| andme | Apr 30 2012, 09:42 PM Post #202 |
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LOL, well she is the only one in the picture without a visible double chin. |
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| Shoppergal | Apr 30 2012, 09:48 PM Post #203 |
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I dunno andme - I see double chin...it's the smallest of the three, but still enough to cast a shadow. |
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| discomom | Apr 30 2012, 09:49 PM Post #204 |
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I rewatched last night's episode, and I still didn't get what it is that Lauren is supposed to be taking? What did Dr. Perricone say it was? Distilled.....(I could've sworn he said distilled pig's urine?) How lucky, she gets to add fruits and chocolate. I'm shocked (well,not really) that Caroline would let her daughter go on such an extreme diet. But it's Dr. Perriocone,so I guess that's all that matters. OK, I just googled to see what his diet was like. Here is what I found: http://www.perriconemd.com/text/content/mdiet.html Edited by discomom, Apr 30 2012, 09:52 PM.
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| Camo | Apr 30 2012, 09:52 PM Post #205 |
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I didn't catch the diet elements, hm. Chris Manzo has taken over as Shit Talker #1, I see. Or maybe he was always ST#1. I just can't get over the smug those kids have over other people's problems; no empathy, very unattractive. And Chrittofuh is looking a lot more like a frog in a buttondown this season than last, so he should put more effort into being a nice person. Jacqueline's 'hurt' - fucking please, please, please don't even try, Laurita family. What a fucking hooker, crying hooker tears. Shit she sucks so bad. Edited by Camo, Apr 30 2012, 09:59 PM.
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| WillyWonka | Apr 30 2012, 09:57 PM Post #206 |
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Good God, if I babysat Milania one of us would end up clutching a bottle of vodka while curled up in the fetal position at a mental hospital. It's a crap shoot whether it would be me or Milania. But I think I can take her. :ermm: |
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| Velvet | Apr 30 2012, 09:59 PM Post #207 |
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I just facebook stalked Melissa's hag tranny sisters. I googled the husband of one. LOL. Look at the reviews of his business. Why am I not surprised by this? http://www.showmelocal.com/profile.aspx?bid=1944416 |
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| IcyAll | May 1 2012, 12:42 AM Post #208 |
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OMG! I missed the "you're not a cooker; you're a hooker" comment last night. I thought it was something Milania murmured as her mother left ... I think Joe really likes Milania the best. He's always chuckling at her sass. |
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| Cosmocrush | May 1 2012, 02:15 AM Post #209 |
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Velvet that is a good point about Jax, Clownie, and Kathy not having a storyline outside their offspring. But even though it's not really a storyline I love watching Miliania the Terrorist. Andy showed a clip composite of her last night [it's on the Bravo website] and that child is what my mother used to call Hell on Wheels. She delights me - of course I wouldn't want to be in the same room with her but I like her on my TV. The Old Troll isn't a Cooker - he's a Hooker. I guess since it was too much effort for him to show up at the pizza restaurant for the lunch rush he IS a hooker now - while Tre is out signing books. I liked her deer in the headlights when one book buyer dared ask her about Joe's legal troubles. Haha! She seemed shocked at their bad manners even though she is raising a gang of perpetrators and victims.
First, I couldn't believe that Lauren would allow Clownie to drag her to a celebrity doctor on camera and then proceed to assure that salmon pusher [btw the liquid diet was liquid egg whites. Yum.] that Lauren's weight can't be pinned on her [Clownie] because her other two kids are 'slim'. :huh: But if I had a mother that obssessed with my weight instead of say the fact that I am 22 and neither in school nor working than I can cut Lauren some slack. If Clownie talks like that about Lauren to strangers, on camera then I can't imagine the crap she says to her in private. That said, closing up her big makeup shop the day after the grand opening was filmed should have carried far more weight [pardon the pun] on the storyline of Clownie's Kids. What for example are the two princes up to these days? Let's see: Flunked out law school, tried to be a sherrif deputy but either quit or flunked out of that too, started a sketchy water company in his grandmother's refurbished basement and now spends his time berating non Manzo-blood relatives. Ya'll are right that if Ashlee had done what Lauren did we never would have heard the end of it. Sheesh, iirc they made a whole big deal over her getting the design on some lousy t-shirts done in time for the opening.
Me too Vicky. First the girl [and she is a girl] gets tossed out on camera and dropped at the airport door even though she told Chris she had no idea what to do when she got there. Then she somehow gets back home only to walk in on a big party her bitch mother is throwing to celebrate the fact her husband finally tossed her daughter out. That poor kid. Still, this is my favorite ho-wife show because these people have real and existing relationships to each other unlike any of the other cities. If someone would write these characters I wouldn't find them believable and yet they exist on my TV. Particularly unbeliveable to me is JoGo's bank account because I too honestly am shocked to see someone that completely stupid be that financially successful. ooops, looks like I wrote a dissertation on the show. Sorry about that. I guess I had a lot to talk about. :$ Edited by Cosmocrush, May 1 2012, 02:16 AM.
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| Velvet | May 1 2012, 07:42 AM Post #210 |
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YES! I'm totally failing to see why there are no careers for these kids. Is it just assumed they will all fall back on the Brownstone? Speaking of which, Albert has been suspiciously absent from the first 2 shows. The thing about the OC that made the storylines interesting for those without storylines were the adult kids. I'm thinking of Tammy Knickerbocker who really didn't have a lot going on besides a bad divorce from pervy Lou, but she had the girls who were always into something. Same thing with Lauri and Ashley and Cat-crap condo. At least the kids on the OC were doing "something" or trying to and failing miserably, but the trying is what was entertaining. Kara going to college, Shane playing ball, etc. So what do we have here? Albie, Chris, Lauren, Ashley - no storylines. Parents with no storylines. Zzzzzzzzzz. 4 kids between 20-25 who should have careers by now (at least the older ones) and they have nothing. I'm stumped. At 22 I was done with college and working at getting my first job. It took 6 months from graduation, but I temped in the meantime and busted my ass interviewing to find something. Of course my parents set that example for me, I'm guessing Clownoline has set no example at all. Jax either. |
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