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Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 05:29 PM (63,042 Views)
Finestra
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I thought they were kicked out by the bank already? Around Sandy, there was talk that they had moved down the shore and were only filming there for the show but had already moved.
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andme
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Wow...geez...how did I miss that? I wonder if the bank was able to sell it? Well, the good news is that their kids don't have to go to school with Tre's kids.
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lol- sorry I think it was 3.8 million not 3.5. Those ugly mcmansions that never should have been built. Ugh I hate them so much. What a waste of money, electric. Talk about a carbon footprint. Probably as big as their egos - nah their egos are all bigger - I'm talking all of them - Tre's and Melissa's. They both make me sick. Lying sacks of s.....

I do think the cousin scene was another Bravo set up though. I feel so sorry that the kids are being used that way. Just let the cousins play. I can't imagine maligning my sister in front of my child even when she's a mean bitch. I love my sister btw but we fight like most sisters do. Spending weekends together all summer tends to do that.
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Jun 10 2013, 12:38 AM
Yikes. Interesting editing, Bravo. Discussions of Chris' erections interspersed with discussions of their child's autism.

Wow...Ritchie just called his daughter's college friends "fat". And why isn't their daughter going to be a nurse practioner until she's 26 or 27? Is the training that rigorous? She should look into Brianna's genius nursing program.

ETA - Oh my God...I loved the tour of the Gorga's bathroom. The bathroom countertop is made of wood and broke off!!
OMG, I rarely watch this but the REAL-A-TOR's scene in the bathroom was hysterical.

Joey Michelangelo!

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First I have to say it really bugs me the way Gia does the mothering of her siblings and Tre lets her. I know she's the oldest and I know that means they sometimes have to watch their younger siblings but it doesn't mean they are adults. Since when should Gia be trying to teach the other girls how to behave or threatening to punish them when their mother is standing right there?

It could be just editing but I thought it was weird when the girls asked Tre if their grandpa was going to die she just stood there. Wouldn't a mother's answer usually be "Well that's why he's getting the pacemaker, so that won't happen" and then go on to explain simply how they work?

That whole realtor scene at the Gorga's was ridiculous. I thought that guy from last week was their realtor so who exactly is this Jennifer supposed to be? Since when do the homeowners stay for open houses? The listing agent always hosts those and they want the homeowners gone, not standing there showing people around. The agents for the potential buyers don't talk to the homeowners directly if they have a realtor, everything goes through them. I don't know what to make of the sink and no water. Bizarre. Since when do they make fake marble countertops that are actually wood anyway? How did those people know to try and pull on the counter or turn on the water in that exact bathroom when the cameras were there anyway? I smell a rat!

Oh, and it was pretty funny when that one chick came to see the house and her claim to fame is that she is one of P.Diddy's baby mamas.

Caroline, Lauren, et al. Snooze. Whatever. Mediator is her storyline this season, plain and simple.

Richie is a pig and you can tell Kathy thinks so too. She looked like she just wanted to slap some duct tape over his mouth. Or punch him.

I really don't want or need to hear about any of these people's sex lives. I don't care if Chris can still get it up unmedicated, I don't care to hear whether or not Rosie likes strap ons. Barf! Speaking of barfing, WTF is Tre even talking about her brother going down on anyone? W.T.F.???

The whole Caroline/Tre meeting was a waste of time. To Tre meeting in the middle means doing it her way all of the time. Caroline needs to MYOB.

I don't care what Jax claims, her son having autism is her storyline this season and it's pissing me off they keep trotting him out like some kind of show pony.

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Thanks you so much ranjake and Fin for your 'real world' posts re: autism. ranjake you made a great point when you said that because the Laurita's are jerks/assholes/take your pick doesn't mean their child doesn't have autism. I really respect your opinions on this and you are right that just because the Laurita's are assholes doesn't mean their son isn't on the spectrum. I still think this subject and this child (or any small child) doesn't belong on THIS show. And Jax crying at every talking head interview or at the Parenting Mag thing was 100% unbelievable to me. Not because I don't think it's been a tough thing for her but because it's too late for me to care about her - at all.

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I enjoy Milania. I think shes a horrid brat and wouldn't want to be near her at all, but on my tv she is such entertainment. I love that she called her grandfather a nice little fella.

The Milania moments and the Gorga bathroom were the best parts of the show. I would like more Milania - I'm sure she could recruit Cousin Gino to be part of her crew if only their mothers would grow the eff up.

Nothing to say about Clownie and Clownie 2.0 the Revenge that hasn't been said. Clownie hates Teresa but she's making Teresa's family problems her storyline. Hey Clownie - clean your own house first - starting with evicting that miserable daughter you raised. Fat Al does look miserable but I'm sure that's his default at home and why he keeps the place at the Brownstone.

Edited by Cosmocrush, Jun 10 2013, 06:13 PM.
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Cosmocrush
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I found everything about the Rosie playing poker with the boys offensive. The inappropriate questions to Rosie as though she was a side show, the way she played poker rather than be with the other women (Does Jax and company know that lesbians aren't men?) and the way Rosie went along with it all. And believe me - I have very low standards (obviously) when it comes to TV - it takes a lot to offend me. But this gang did it.

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Camo
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Pardon the ignorance but isn't Chris Laurita young to need Viagra?
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Jun 10 2013, 06:34 PM
Pardon the ignorance but isn't Chris Laurita young to need Viagra?
He's married to Jax. He needs all the help he can get.

Chris's expressions vary from,

I smell shit

I haven't taken a shit in three days

Get me out of here

The BJ's weren't that good that I should suffer like this for the rest of my life


Tre's reaction when the kids asked if the grandpa would die didn't bug me. I think she was taken off guard by the question and wasn't sure how to respond. I think she might also have not wanted to have to put that possible outcome in words because she doesn't want to face it.
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Camo
Jun 10 2013, 06:34 PM
Pardon the ignorance but isn't Chris Laurita young to need Viagra?
?It Depends? LOL how old is he? Maybe he has "low T"? :)
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The Gorgas bathroom: Yeccch. Slow-mo that scene and look at where the water comes out of the faucet and at the handle bases. They were crusty with hard water/copper rust. Gross. I was really surprised how low Missy and Joe's cleaning standards are - especially being filmed.

The counter top is a granite veneer. Makes me wonder if the Guidice's granite, onyx and marble palace isn't a bunch of veneer, too. For 3.8 mil you get no pool, cheap materials and by the looks of the 'cleansiness' of that bathroom, a home that isn't very well maintained.

Okay, on to Teresa's Nike jogging tights in the scene with Kim D. Or G. Whatever. Gurrrl, that big, fat, horizontal, contrasting stripe of lycra across your hips and ass is not your friend.

I feel like maybe I should say something nice.

I got nothin'.
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andme
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Rye - don't forget the giant bookcase devoid of books!

And never feel the need to say something nice about these Ho's.
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Some gems folks - I'm enjoying reading the last four episodes. I'm finally watching now on Amazon.

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I hate myself for watching this show. I need serious intervention to quit. I hate these people. The only one I feel a modicum of sympathy for is Tree. Well, and Nicholas, God bless him.


Icy I feel ya, I just plunked down 2 bucks for this shizz, but I.can't.look.away.

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but Tre wins by default only because the rest all suck more. While I don't admire her missing hair line, I am jealous of Tre's hair. I think it's beautiful. What I wouldn't give to have thick, shiny hair like that.


Oleander this made me snort. I would take her missing hairline in a heart beat if it meant I had her luxurious locks. As Tabs said on WWHL one time, you can get electrolysis for the hairline. Now my flat ass thin hair, nothing fixes that but a wig. LOL

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Jax acting as if she has such an important life that she has no time for foolishness with the Teresa/Melissa feud bugs the hell out of me. And CHris saying that she's up all night "researching" therapies and such when in reality she's twittering nonsense about beauty products and bullshit.


So much word to this ISH - and that's what really gets my goat.

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Why do these fools have a beautiful piano abbrev they are not musically inclined and probably couldn't t tell the difference bw a piano and a violin?


Cause that's what goes best with an empty Li-Berry.

And who the fuck told Rosie that scarves were her friend?
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Jun 10 2013, 09:01 PM
And never feel the need to say something nice about these Ho's.
Unlike Chris' manhood, it's hard. (To find something nice to say, that is.)

Definitely granite veneer. An example cutaway of how it's done. This one is over an existing formica countertop. Gorga's, because it was a new home, was likely installed over plywood or particle board. /Tim "The Toolman" Taylor

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Some of the images I found of veneer granite makes me wonder if ANY of the NJ hos have solid slabs. They look that good - nowhere near as durable, though. All Melissa had to do was drop her blowdryer on the edge to chip the granite off and expose the wood.

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Finestra
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I will say that we have very, very hard water in our area of NJ. It leaves mineral deposits all over faucets etc. I had to take straight edge razors to get the stuff off and put lime-away on them. For $3.8 million, she should have solid granite. Jeez.
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