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Show Snark; Episode to Episode Snark
Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 05:29 PM (63,037 Views)
dilbert2004
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Yeah, me neither Shoppergal on the BFFL. I really think BFF suffices just fine.
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Finestra
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You aren't hanging around enough annoying, texting tween/teen girls. BFFL~ For Life Y'all!
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Finestra
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We are watching the repeat and Crittofer has little trex arms. Big belly, big butt, but tiny, little arms.
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oleander
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Omg, too funny, Fin. He has really porked up. I suppose soon they'll have matching family lap bands?
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Cosmocrush
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Oh yea, BFFL is a thing. For twelve year olds.

So now Clownie is saying her Hobeken apartment is "heaven" because there aren't any pets there peeing on the floor? Whateves Clownie. I guess her two big German Shepherds go in the toilet? Or most likely Aunt Fran is taking care of them too.

I really wonder what the real story is about the Hoboken apt? Can it be as simple and stupid as trying to escape Clownie 2.0 The Revenge and at the same time being closer to Albie.

Now Jax is saying Teresa can't handle her own family problems without ASKING/CALLING someone to intervene? Except that Clownie took JoGo out on a date er, met him for coffee and basically told him she was going to talk to Tre for her. All part of her master plan to sell her stupid book I'm sure.

But what I really want to know is what Velvet asked last night.... How in the hell did Richie get a Ferrari? Had to be a rental right?



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Finestra
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He had it last season too.

I LOVE whoever the blond is in the preview who tells Cow, "Get over it."

And Rosie is really immature too. She is the gay Cow - Cow with more testosterone.
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YES. She got all stunned, like someone dared to tell her what the normal, reasonable thing to do was. God, I hate Cow. I would say I hate Cow most of all, but I hate the rest of them, too. Damn these fools. They are the only ppl who makes me like Teresa for the very reason that they are such heinous people.

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dilbert2004
Jun 17 2013, 06:07 PM
For some reason, this portion of the recap over at TWoP cracked me up.

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And then we're at Gia's birthday party, which is I guess at some sort of faux dance club? It's like the paltriest episode of My Super Sweet Sixteen ever, and to drive that point home we see Gia's really horrifying looking hairy grille cake with the inscription, "Happy 12th birthday Gianna." So personal! Teresa then exclaims that Gia's BFFL (pronounced "biffel"), Christopher, has arrived. This leads to what might be my favorite moment in all of RHONJ history, which is Joe Giudice saying, "What? Beefusses?" What Beefusses indeed! It's really an appropriate response to any awkward situation. "You have a hairy grille!" "What? Beefusses?" "It took you four days to go to the hospital!" "What? Beefusses?" "It's time to talk about the birds and the bees!" "What? Beefusses?" Juicy may be a secret genius. Very secret. Juicy mildly harasses an obviously terrified Beefusses, while Gia loops the defining emotion of her life -- being embarrassed by her mother. Teresa wants to be Gia's Beefusses. Maybe in 20 years. Milania whines because she wants to see her own Beefusses, Antonia.


I cannot wait to be able to say to someone, What? Beefusses?
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dilbert2004
Jun 17 2013, 06:07 PM
For some reason, this portion of the recap over at TWoP cracked me up.

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And then we're at Gia's birthday party, which is I guess at some sort of faux dance club? It's like the paltriest episode of My Super Sweet Sixteen ever, and to drive that point home we see Gia's really horrifying looking hairy grille cake with the inscription, "Happy 12th birthday Gianna." So personal! Teresa then exclaims that Gia's BFFL (pronounced "biffel"), Christopher, has arrived. This leads to what might be my favorite moment in all of RHONJ history, which is Joe Giudice saying, "What? Beefusses?" What Beefusses indeed! It's really an appropriate response to any awkward situation. "You have a hairy grille!" "What? Beefusses?" "It took you four days to go to the hospital!" "What? Beefusses?" "It's time to talk about the birds and the bees!" "What? Beefusses?" Juicy may be a secret genius. Very secret. Juicy mildly harasses an obviously terrified Beefusses, while Gia loops the defining emotion of her life -- being embarrassed by her mother. Teresa wants to be Gia's Beefusses. Maybe in 20 years. Milania whines because she wants to see her own Beefusses, Antonia.


I cannot wait to be able to say to someone, What? Beefusses?
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ranjake
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am totally in love with 'what?' beefuses?' the best thing ever!
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Finestra
Jun 17 2013, 10:12 PM
He had it last season too.
Thanks Fin. I guess I blocked that out. Don't those cost hundreds of thousands of dollars? I don't see Richie making that kind of money (for a car) so maybe he got in a trade. And by trade I mean collecting debts and saying, "Give me your car and I won't break your legs."
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Finally got to watch the show. I wanted to leap through the TV and smack the shit out of Cow -- Tree didn't ask ANYONE for help -- not Clownie, not Kim D., not Linda.

I feel that Kathy is being genuine in regards feeling bad about her uncle. But YellowTooth was right: get the hell to the hospital and PROVE how you feel. Playing it for the cameras is dumb.

Rosie -- sucks. I don't care if she takes the Ferrari, which YellowTooth shouldn't own anyway, but don't laugh at a mother who is worried about her child being out joyriding ... be sympathetic, because otherwise YOU SUCK. YellowTooth, too. Asshole.

I'm sure Bravo paid for that party -- and they should. They get great ratings because of those kids and that's work for the kids, plus it affects them in real life more painfully than the adults at times -- so Bravo OWES those kids, IMO (especially Milania, who deserves her own show.)

I think the cake was supposed to be lips.
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What gets me is that Teresa has some friends this season, or, a friend, and all of a sudden, that one friend is a soldier, fighting Teresa's battles. Those bitches can STFU. One thing that I admire (???????? What??) about Teresa is that while she is neither smart nor eloquent, she doesn't back down in a confrontation. I doubt Teresa needs others to fight her battles for her. that's something Jacqueline needs.
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Well, what friend does Cow have? Clownie? Yeah, some good friend there. ;)

Melissa only has her sisters.

Kathy has her one sister.

Clownie has her faux-Dina and her Crittofer. She doesn't claim Clownie II, The Revenge, you know. But I suppose one could see CIITR as a solider, too. (Funny that CIITR looks like Crittofer ... alliteration, the sign of Kartrashian nonsense.)
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Clownie brought a friend to the Catskills I think.

I didn't like Tre asking Gia if she was upset that JoeGo wasn't coming. Blatant attempt to show how Zio Joe was letting Gia down. Good for Gia for not playing alone.
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