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Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 05:29 PM (63,030 Views)
Cosmocrush
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Finestra
Jun 30 2013, 08:14 PM
Did Melissa say she is "animant" that her kids won't grow up in a home with cheating?

Yes, yes she did Fin. Ha!

And I FINALLY caught Juicy (of all people, lol) explaining a Napoleon Complex a.k.a to JJ as Napoleon Syndrome to Tre, who thought he was talking about bipolar. Ha! I know no one on this show belongs to a brain trust but that was awesome even for this show. Add Miliania kicking ass and taking names in the background and they could have just cut the show there. The rest was the same lame crap.
Edited by Cosmocrush, Jul 1 2013, 02:33 AM.
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Had missed the first 10 minutes of the show and just watched those on the re-air. Okay, we all know I despise Cow with the fire of a thousand burning suns, so this may be redundant but...
Holy hell her behavior at the Benefit event. "Buzz kill! You just ruined my boner!" as the twat swanned around so "adorably". She just can't be bothered with the whole Tre drama yet, every word out of her mouth, that doesn't involve her son, is about Tre. And filled with way more hate and vengeance than anyone else in the cast. And at the Benefit event I got the distinct feeling she didn't want the conversation to turn to Tre as it would take the focus off of her.
THEN, that scene with Nick. Wrong on every level imaginable. She is not equipped to parent a child period, let alone a child with special needs. I shudder to think about what life is like for her son CJ. And fuck her husband Chris for swooping in and reinforcing her martyr/heroine complex. If she was 1/10th the fabulous mother she thinks she is, she would not be on this show exposing her child to filming and making his issues all about her, all. the. damn. time.
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Co-sign everything you said about adorable Cow. I had flashbacks to imagined scenes of her dealing with Ashley and throwing her hands up when it got tough. (I do feel for her with Nick, but she needs to take that off screen. Maybe her crying helps other parents who feel overwhelmed because it is pretty overwhelming.)

The boner buzz kill and the rapid fire talking about Tre just screams emotional instability to me. She is really off the deep end. Funny thing, she said last episode that she "is the reason that Joego and Tre can't make up." While she said it incredulously, she also really believes it. She thinks she is at the center of everything. She can't see beyond herself.

I just love fidget saying, "I might say, 'Shut Up Bitch!" as if that is so much better than saying my cunt wife. I thought she was an angel?

I love the edit the Gorgas are getting. It doesn't seem slanted, it just seems real. We are seeing some of their warts too.

Wouldn't you love Melissa teaching your 2nd grader all about animant and lie-baries?
Edited by Finestra, Jul 1 2013, 07:35 AM.
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^^ I love every point you two have made about Cow. She is really unstable, and incredibly dumb. The most real, positive emotion I've seen out of her was during the Benefit event, when she was admiring herself post-threading. She is wholly vapid and maniacally self-centered. Chris Laurita sucks but he must have low-grade anger at himself for deciding to have kids with and marry someone because of her beej skills.

How lovely for Melissa to suggest that her father's rampant infidelity occurred because her own mother didn't have a welcoming enough home for him.
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Jul 1 2013, 07:33 AM

Wouldn't you love Melissa teaching your 2nd grader all about animant and lie-baries?
My thoughts exactly! She's had a few other dandies as well, but can't think of them at the moment.

Did anyone notice during the Tre/Rosie meeting that Joe's brother was at the bar? They showed him a couple of times. Mr. Disco is the one who actually noticed it (ok, so he watches the NJ wives with me). Joe's brother (what's his name? Is it Pete?) was sitting with another guy, and one of the shots of him they did a rather close up shot. It looked like Joe at first glance, then you realize it's his brother. I wondered if it was coincidence (...nah....) and then I thought maybe Joe sent him in case Rosie went off the deep end (worse than usual) to watch out for Tre.
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Melissa is such an idiot. loved her asking her mother if it's okay she puts that in her book WHILE she is filming. So it doesn't really matte how her mother felt, seeing as how that it would've been out there anyway. She really will stop at nothing for fame. What happened to her singing, anyway?

Cow needs to get off this show. Asslee is a direct result of cows parenting skills. Sad sad sad.
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Everyone who is filmed in a scene has to have signed a waiver, so if that was Joe's brother, production knew he was there. Could be coincidence, might be the local watering hole. I doubt Tre was ever scared of Rosie.

I think Rosie let the comments from her first appearances on the show go to her head. Everyone thought she had common sense and was the voice of reason. Now she's just trying too hard. Back to the basement for her.
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The faces of the people at the bar were priceless. I was wondering if that was Joe's brother.
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Katfish!! Bwah!! We always said she missed her calling not having a fish-flavored line of products.

Kaptain Kathy's Krusty Kod? (Too much?)

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No one is looking to you for a cure for Austism. Beauty, maybe but not Autism.
The idea of Cow coming up with a cure for Beauty cracked me up.

"But if I don't Recover him, will Parenting magazine keep asking me to write columns? Will Jenny McCarthy no longer be my BFF?"


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Finestra
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JoeGo reading the riot act to Melissa was staged to show that he isn't pussy whipped. Joego follows Melissa on twitter and constantly retweets stuff she says as well as tweets by her sisters. Are we supposed to believe he didn't see Melissa's tweet about Tre's pocketbook.
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I am rewatching with my daughter. It is rainy here in NJ. We just had to go to the basement because there was an actual tornado warning for our town. Bizarre!

Anyhoo, since I seem to be monopolizing this thread, did anyone else know that fat girls are blow job queens? I guess they have never heard of Brandi Glanville. ;) Apparently Lauren was too sullen and bitchy as a fat girl to do that. These Manzos really know how to offend everyone.
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That was the most obnoxious scene. I really loathe the Manzos. Haven't seen the whole show yet -- have it DVR'd.
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No BJ queen title for Lauren? I guess that was one of the few things that didn't make its way into her mouth.

Clownie saying her kids are working on becoming financially secure.. All their expenses are being covered by mommy and daddy, I'd say they are pretty secure.

Fat Al doesn't strike me as a Manhatten kind of guy.

Kathy's TH breakdown about her marriage.. I call bullshit, she's creating a storyline to keep herself interesting (so she thinks)
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I'm getting pretty tired of the staged shenanigans. Tre calling Caroline for advice? Set up. Tre's suggestion they all go for "holistic healing"? SET the EFF up! Tre sitting at her table "writing" her blog? OMG, that's like 27 different kinds of funny B.S. First of all, there wouldn't have been a blog to write when this was filmed. The blogging is happening now, not during filming. Second, she supposedly has to hand write it first then type it? Why? Third, if that's how Tre types she should just dictate her blog to Audrianna to type because I think that kid could type faster than Tre does. If that little set up scene was supposed to prove that Tre really does her own writing it was a big fat fail IMO. Even if she never took typing back in the day everyone I know who uses computers nowadays has at least come up with their own version of typing that goes a lot faster than that hunt and peck Tre was doing.

I was wondering who that guy was at the bar. I kept thinking I should know who he was but couldn't put my finger on it. That was weird, that they showed him and that they didn't put his name up on the screen. Rosie needs some Xanax or something but I guess she couldn't keep drinking her scotch then. That said I'm sick of Tre acting like everything is everyone else's fault and also expecting other people to control the behavior of others. It's not up to Melissa to control Joe or Joe to control Melissa. Whatever Kathy said about Tre's dad is between them, Tre needs to get her nose out of it.

And Tre in her TH saying that it was embarrassing that Rosie was screaming and slamming things in public, why can't they just talk like adults? OMG that was the funniest thing she's ever said. Although I must agree, it's terrible that Tre can't talk to Rosie without Rosie flipping a table at a restaurant or Rosie chasing Danielle through the Brownstone or knocking over Andy Cohen while grunting like something at the zoo or throwing water in Joe's face or knocking over a trash can at a gym or...oh wait, nevermind.

The Manzo's are all one big snoozefest to me. I don't even care enough to comment.

Melissa and her twitter comments? No she shouldn't be doing that tit for tat crap but at least she owns up to it. That's all I got there.

Oh, I know what I forgot. What exactly was the situation with Juicy's drivers license when this was filmed? Because this is the second time it appeared he was getting out of the drivers seat and Tre the passenger one at Milania's soccer practice. Did he have a valid license with his own name on it at the time?
Edited by WillyWonka, Jul 1 2013, 11:29 AM.
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That Hoboken apt is so bare bones. With all of the shots of the exterior, I bet they are getting it for free in exchange for advertising. There wasn't even a backsplash behind the stove.

I really enjoyed this episode. If you think about it, it was jam packed. The way Tre and Rosie were able to end up on good terms really surprised me. And Tre's dad must be a real gem. Melissa threw a bunch of shit on her mom, JoeGo pretending to chastise Melissa, Clownie and crew making fun of fat girls and talking about her sons, who sit around and have enough time to haul out to Catface, are too busy to get married, Milania, "Move IT!" Juicy's napoleonic syndrome. Lot's of Lols.
Hard to believe that Lauren lost 40 pounds. But I like how Vito was her world when she was fat, but now? not so much!

Didn't enjoy Richie's misogynistic bullshit or Cow and her petulant outbursts.
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