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Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 05:29 PM (63,028 Views)
ISH
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Maybe Vito dumped Lauren after he realized she never got the 'fat chick=BJ Queen' memo?
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Eh, Vito looked like his 'salami' probably actually smelled like SALAMI. He was always so greasy and sweaty and I could smell his breath through the tv. 2.0 is so odious that he often gets a pass or looks like a hero in comparison. I call it the Donn Gunvalson syndrome. I do find it strange how we haven't seen Vito at all this season. We also haven't seen Greggy have we? Than god for little favors.

I like how Critoffer has gained more than Lauren ever did and in a shorter time frame, but have we had the Clown talk about it? nope, never her boy Critoffer.

The Catface tweet hit a nerve. I will say that what we saw looked decent. And they sell the Jack Black stuff so not too shabby. I can see why no website to sell stuff b/c it's not unique, but why not at least a website to advertise? For awhile all you could ever find was the twitter address.
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I'm sure the store was closed so they could film. Better to not show CIITR's lack of customer service skills.

But Greggy was bumped from the show, that's why we haven't seen him. Haven't been in their apartment either, so I wonder if he moved out.
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Shopper - wonder if Crittofer's BJ skills have improved now that he's gained weight?
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Prolly not - he's a mouth breather Andme...you know mouth breathers give the worst BJ's. Always stopping to take a breathe.
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Greggy moved to San Fran.

It was very sunny when the boys went to the store - in January supposedly. So why was it closed?

Good point that Vito is already gone probably. Although on WWHL I think she said they are still together.
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I am sorry for not going thru everyone's comments but it's been a hell of a day.

Willie and everyone else how fake has everything been? It's worse than ever. That blog thing killed me and just personified exactly what we have all been saying for over a year. You don't write shit TRE - why did she do that? OYYYYYY I can't say much more because it's so abusrd
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Jul 1 2013, 06:20 PM
Oh shit. Clownie 2 is ASKING FOR IT! I just went to her twitter, here's this from an hour ago:

@DawnKeybols: @Laurenmanzo yeah it was obvious the store was packed NOT.

Lauren Manzo: or we were closed&I stayed late todo work You nasty bitter bitch RT



See, normally I could see myself rooting for a young woman wanting to build a business and date around before getting married to her first and only boyfriend. But this kind of stuff just reinforces the Clownie II: The Revenge moniker. Gah. She is a piece of work.
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Shoppergal:

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Eh, Vito looked like his 'salami' probably actually smelled like SALAMI.



Finestra, in the Media thread
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Famewhorgas transcribed the convo re Napolean:



Teresa: He comes down so aggressive like a real jerk, Joe.
Joe: Listen – your brother’s got that Napoleon thing, ya know?
Teresa: You mean bipolar.
Joe: No, no, no. Napoleon. Napoleon. He was a little short guy who thought he could ah. . . he wanted to beat everybody up. He ran a little army and then one day the army crashed and everyone turned on him. He had like this little syndrome that people just now call the “Napoleon Syndrome” for short people.
Teresa: I never heard that!


andme:

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Shopper - wonder if Crittofer's BJ skills have improved now that he's gained weight?


I can't sleep and am laughing so hard I'm crying, and am also perhaps too horrified by the (accurate-seeming) description of Vito.

That Napoleon thing deserves the Mark Twain prize for humor from the friggin' Kennedy Center in 2014. 'He ran a little army.' Oh my god! I can't stop laughing, it's so fucking funny!

I don't remember where 'Caroline 2: the Revenge' first showed up -- I think Richard Lawson came up with that gem back in his Gawker days, but I'm fuzzy in the brains right now. Anyhoodle, that is so painfully accurate. If Lauren ever sees that in a moment of healthy self-doubt, she'll see that the path from the show to the lap band to the quitting of the job and sitting things out and complaining and calling other people sluts for sexual behavior -- it all leads to her miserable fuck of a mother. She's too young to be so bitter.

ETA - Has anyone said anything about Crittofer's weight, on the show or WWHL? How can it NOT drive Clownie 2 completely bananas that the Clown used the comparison to '10 pounds of sausage in a 5-pound bag' with regard to her weight, when Lauren was hardly bigger than the Clown herself, and not a whisper of criticism to Crittofer? Ugh.
Edited by Camo, Jul 2 2013, 01:44 AM.
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Jul 2 2013, 01:40 AM

ETA - Has anyone said anything about Crittofer's weight, on the show or WWHL? How can it NOT drive Clownie 2 completely bananas that the Clown used the comparison to '10 pounds of sausage in a 5-pound bag' with regard to her weight, when Lauren was hardly bigger than the Clown herself, and not a whisper of criticism to Crittofer? Ugh.
Not a peep. When they were all on WWHL they were all in dark colors and Chritoffer was wearing orange, lol. He was mad that they didn't tell him they were "dressing up" but that's the only reference I've heard to his new appearance. Clownie certainly isn't going to mention it.

I thought it was telling that Chritoffer doesn't want daughters, only sons. CIITR isn't the only one that takes after Clownie.
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The funny thing about Juicy/Tre and Napolean? It's like they never heard of the French Revolution, at all. Juicy and Tre cracked me up at the soccer place. They get a kick out of their kids. I loved the ball to Milania's face and her reaction to it.

Willy I think Juicy probably had a 6 month suspension of his license or could it have already been a year that he didn't drive? He drove to the turkey farm for Thanksgiving and now we are seeing January.

ETA - Juicy's license was suspended in June 2010, he was arrested for fake license in March 2011. I think a DWI suspension would be over by last year 2012. I don't know if the fake license incident results in suspension yet because he hasn't gone to trial.
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I was just wondering about the license thing because I'm sure he kept on driving while it was suspended. I just don't think even he would be stupid enough to do it on camera.
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His trial is coming up later this month. Do you think they are filming?
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Every time I think of Vito, I think of that scene where he tells everyone he has a bear tattoo and shows them his asshole and someone here (I think Finestra?) said they didn't get why he would have a tattoo there. Sorry but that always cracks me up.

Interesting to put the time frames into perspective. What they are showing now is January. The reunion was filmed in Sept/Oct, so it's odd to me that it's just 4 months later and Teresa could sit in the same restaurant with Rosie much less the same table.
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Jul 2 2013, 11:35 AM
Every time I think of Vito, I think of that scene where he tells everyone he has a bear tattoo and shows them his asshole and someone here (I think Finestra?) said they didn't get why he would have a tattoo there. Sorry but that always cracks me up.

Interesting to put the time frames into perspective. What they are showing now is January. The reunion was filmed in Sept/Oct, so it's odd to me that it's just 4 months later and Teresa could sit in the same restaurant with Rosie much less the same table.
Velvet it was totally me. I believed that these morons would get a bear on their butt hole! ;)
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