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Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 05:29 PM (63,205 Views)
Velvet
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May 7 2012, 02:13 PM
Jax is really pretty uneducated. "Her and I." that's about as fantabulous as when she would say "my sister-in-laws." Man that aggravates me.

Icy, LOL @ "The guy is so pussy-whipped, he's got pubes all over his face."
Oops! That was Icki my lover from another mother who said the pubes line. I am misreading EVERYTHING the last few weeks. Jesus. I should stay away from work, I can only imagine what I'm screwing up over there.

Sorry Icki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Velvet you are getting mom brain. I wrote all homonyms wrong for years. So weird.
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I freakin love Teresa's blog. Whatever she's paying her ghost writer isn't enough! She puts those other bitches to shame.
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Rosie w/o a hat....I can actually tell she's a woman.

I'm only 20 minutes in so I'll be updating as I go...but just when I think the Clown couldn't get any lower....I am not a Lauren fan and how she bemoans the fact that she's fat....but watching the gang up on Lauren INCLUDING HER BOYFRIEND really made me sick to my stomach. WTF was mouth breather Vito doing staring/ogling the butterface girl on the cell phone.

Kim D - I guess they needed a friend for Tre. I do giggle everytime I see the promo where the fidget tells her that she's a coke whore - paraphrasing. Tre's buddying up to her ain't gonna end well.

Tre + Danielle is a team up I would love to see. Seriously, I wish whoever wrote Tre's blogs would give her that idea b/c Danielle knows where the bodies are buried (I think thanks to Jax) and the combo would be unstoppable in the level of cray cray.

LOL at 2 size 8's make a 16...I do believe that Lauren is starting at a 10/12.

Edited by Shoppergal, May 7 2012, 07:07 PM.
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Ugh. Such blatant lying though - she is NOT size 8. No one cares, Lauren. We don't care about your size but don't say something so ridiculous and expect us to believe it!
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Ugh - and supposebly is not a word...heard it at least twice in the episode i'm watching.

I can believe Lauren got in a size 8..vanity size 8, but I don't think she was lying on camera. Oh and notice she said "get into" which means it may not have buttoned...and probably was skintight, perhaps something with a lot of stretch like leggings.
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LOL @ "supposeably" - I notice a lot of my Connecticut friends say that. Is it a regional thing maybe?

I don't believe Lauren is a size 8. Unless the camera is way way way off. We don't know her height but she's lying. Without baby, I'm an 8 on a good day but usually a 10. I'm 5'5 and 150 lbs - but I don't carry the "chunk" Lauren does. Someone would probably say that I need to lose 10 lbs.* So I'm trying to line that up to what Lauren is, and I don't get it. 35-40 lbs of a loss wouldn't take her from an 8 to a 2/4. 20 lbs would do that, so someone's a liar liar pants on fire. I think she is probably as you said Shopper, a 12, maybe even a 14 - it depends on her height though. She said she wanted to lose 35-40 lbs, I don't think her goal weight is 90 lbs because that would be ridiculous. But say her goal could be 100 lbs, which is very very skinny - it means she would weigh right now around 140. Assuming she's 5'1 and 140 and knowing I'm 5'5 and 150, I don't see where the disparity comes from. She can't be an 8 because at her height, that weight she's carrying would make her fatter than I am at 5'5 and just 10 lbs more. So no, Lauren, you are not an 8.

Just like Jennifer Love Hewitt when she tried to say "A size 2 is not fat." These girls piss me off. OWN IT. Stop bs'ing the world and own it. Let men know what you really weigh so they'll stop putting labels on us.

*I don't think anyone's ever going to say that about me again since I'm nearing 200. LOL.

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That's too many numbers for me Velvet. I have zero concept of what lbs equate to dress sizes...ie. I'm 5'11" so to me loosing 25-30 lbs is ONE dress size.

Lauren is just unfortunate looking with the big moon face. The Clown had it when she was younger, but now she's all jowels.

ETA - I'm from Philly originally and if I ever said supposebly my mom would crack me upside the mouth. My father has terrible grammar ala Tre style, but in his case it's lack of education...not geography. Speaking of which...Poor Tre and her notecards on CE. Her education [reading/comprehension (and probably writing)] is just horrible. I'd be hard pressed to believe she graduated from high school. Have we seen documents...I want proof...again she's on par with my Dad - I believe dropped out to go into the family business at 11th (?) grade.
Edited by Shoppergal, May 7 2012, 08:47 PM.
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Velvet
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Really? Shit! I thought it was 10 lbs per size.

What I was saying in a nutshell was that the number of pounds Lauren told the doc she wants to lose doesn't make sense with the numbers she's giving us. You can't be a size 8 and want to lose 35 lbs - especially at her short height. She'd be below a zero!
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Seriously, I'm big boned-ed. But when you are tall it takes a lot more lbs to register dress sizes....think about it..I've got an extra 6 inches for that fat to be spread around too. LOL. When I flirted with regular sizes I lost 70 lbs and went from a size 22 to a 14/16...so that's what...3 dress sizes?
Edited by Shoppergal, May 7 2012, 08:50 PM.
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LOL @ "supposeably" - I notice a lot of my Connecticut friends say that. Is it a regional thing maybe?
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How interesting. I always thought it was my backwoods high-school-dropout mother who originated this mispronounciation. (Yeah, I spelled that wrong on purpose. lol)
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I liked babysitter Rosie she made me laugh she was very natural with them esp not being hers and not having her own kids. Picking the one up outa the street her wailing and saying in a sweet voice ' oh I don't care you go ahead and cry' it was cute. That's someone who got raised in a big family that looks after one another. And drinks and smokes to cope. Whoo! That's how it rolled w my family lol

Caroline's talking heads are creepy as fuck. Her condescending backlit lisping deadpan. "She needs to lose weight." shaddup!
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Glad to hear that others finally hate Caroline. I've hated her since the show started.

Actually, they all creep me out. I have it on right now because Bethenny is coming up. UGH UGH UGH

They are all such lowlifes. Countess Lulu should be singing "Money can't buy you class" throughout the show. How much worse could it be?

I wonder if Teresa had trouble in school because at home they only spoke Italian? Well, that and that she just isn't very bright. Agree though, that she is the least sickening of the bunch, though not by much. She's too old-school to get divorced, but most of her taint comes from the criminal she's married to.

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Teresa's blog made a lot of sense. I was especially surprised to read that the conversation with her brother happened MONTHS before. So they really had to search through their memory banks to pull that one out.
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FUCK! I just saw the whole "go to jail" shit. It makes me seriously detest Melissa even more.

"No kids here blah blah bullshit bullshit, whatamImissing" nonsense. Yeah, like those kids aren't old enough to watch TV or hear it from friends. Those are your nieces you bitch. That sickening innocent face about all of it drove that nail home.

What a bunch of low life assholes.

Edited by Mariah, May 7 2012, 09:36 PM.
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