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Show Snark; Episode to Episode Snark
Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 05:29 PM (62,995 Views)
IcyAll
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Oy, I'm so sick of the professional victims, JoeGo and Missy! SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP and have some OWNERSHIP of your SHIT!

Tree should walk away and let them handle it? Any guesses why she wouldn't do that? Because then they could claim to have heard that she was to blame!

And Missy is all like "Why wouldn't Penny say who it was? Because Teresa was there?" -- no, you IDIOT: because it was the PRODUCERS OF YOUR OWN DAMN SHOW! ... jesus, baby jesus, give her some brains. Puh-leaze!

Al really does come off as a disgruntled prick. "All the money you have and you can't hire a designer?" ... ouch.

Vito needs to get the hell away from CTRII. She is toxic. And uglier than I expected with the weight loss. Apparently all that weight softened her up in more ways than one. Not that she was so large, but she sure is small-minded now. Always frowning.

Richie is such a fucking mouth breather. What was up with all the shots of Kathy's feet on the streets of Hoboken?

Missy TEXTED while JoeGo was on top of her? Wow. No words.

Milania and the fake bubbies. LOL, the best thing about the whole hour. Well, and the sweet remarks Tree made about how much love she gets from M.

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Richie is such a fucking mouth breather. What was up with all the shots of Kathy's feet on the streets of Hoboken?

I think that was to highlight those really really ugly shoes.

I am so glad I watched tonight because Miliana wanting to "look like a Mom" made me literally laugh out loud; something I rarely do watching this show anymore. I think the baby is going to be one tough girl - she's takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

The other rewind and rewatchable moment for me was Juicy showing up at the hookah bar in a big fur coat. What the hell?

Clownie II: The Revenge is a real piece of work. I loved how five seconds after she asks her Dad for grocery money she does a TH about being an "independent woman with her own money", lol. Not to mention the fact that she seemingly refuses to move out since the Hoboken apt "has room for Lauren. " BUT, she won't move in with Vito because after THREE YEARS she doesn't want to rush into anything. Run Vito run. Find a nice Italian girl, have some kids, and stay on the couch.
Edited by Cosmocrush, Aug 19 2013, 02:24 AM.
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Mondo
Aug 18 2013, 11:45 PM
The olllld "lets ALL go on a trip" thing. It's like "I Love Lucy," ffs, where the Ricardos always had to travel with the Mertzes.
Ha! You are so right Mondo. I wonder if the Manzo spawn will be able to take time out of their busy fake businesses to come along like they did last year to California?

It's probably wrong but I love when Big Al doesn't try and be all nice just because the cameras are there.

And the last thought of the evening - Clownie really needs a haircut. I have that same fine hair and when it gets a certain length (about 2/3 inches shorter than hers) it looks all thin and stringy. Especially next to a hairball like Teresa or Kathy.

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Sorry, Velvet-i think I was all into the novelty of twitter then, and bored with the hws. But I'm baaaaaack! Thanks for persevering.

Anyway, it's too bad in a way they can't break through that wall and discuss the impact of "the show" on their lives. Imagine the juicy fights we'd hear about Andy and the producers and so on. It's the best topic, and the one they can't touch.
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Getting a taste of fame and the groovy life with Andy Cohen and Alexa Ray Joel is not necessarily the best thing to happen to a girl like Lauren. Marriage to a regular guy like Vito will feel like a comedown, and when the show ends...
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How sad was it when Chris L said that Nick had been asking over and over again for Mommy all week? What a selfish Cow.

The first season repeats showed Dinyell's botox party and Cow's comments were about plastic surgery and staying sexy for her husband so he wouldn't find some young thing.

I didn't realize it was C2TR asking for grocery money - I thought it was C1 - the return of Chucky. Odd that Caroline has her own money. Maybe those two really lead separate lives.
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The more I watch this show the more I'm struck by just how fake it all is.

The fake playdate, where Teresa brought STORE BOUGHT SPRINKLE CUPCAKES!! Full makeup, stripper heels on both of them. When Melissa asks Tre if she's a cheater and Tre says "no". Could she have been any less sincere? LOL

Jax and her tummy tucks and neck tucks and whatever other crap she'll keep getting done. Must be sad to feel like you can't even let your own husband see the real you. She's pathetic. I will say it was sweet how genuinely happy Nick seemed to be to see her.

Rich needs to just STFU.

The "planning" of the AZ trip. Why doesn't Bravo just put a snippet up on the screen saying "we're sending the cast to AZ" and spare us all of the fake chit chat about them planning this thing. Oh and Juicy dressed in his best Huggie Bear fur coat!! LMAO!!

The Manzos, as usual, snoozefest. Where had Al been that he was wearing a name tag around his neck?

Tre calling Melissa to invite her to the Milania party. She needs to work on her acting skills because it couldn't have been more obvious that she was reading from a script. FAKE.

Penny and Jan were so psyched to finally get some airtime! I wouldn't go to either one for my hair unless I really wanted a rats nest sitting on top of my head. That whole confrontation was so beyond fake. You could see Jan standing there like "OK, when did you say I should go over? Wait, what am I supposed to say? It's hard to memorize all of these lines." Was this the party where the Gorga's got into the fight with Penny's husband? Oh and it's pretty obvious that all Teresa cares about is getting her own name cleared. Beyond that she couldn't give less of a crap what anyone says about Melissa. I know that makes me sound like a Melissa fan but I'm really not, I don't really care about her one way or the other.

Fake, fake, fake.

And yes, I keep watching anyway. LOL
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Maybe al was referring to caro's RH and book cash? Could she be out-earning him now?

Btw, love all the Clownie nickname variations you guys developed while I was away.
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Agree 100% willywonka. The trip conversation was excruciating. How many takes were needed? They had to all be cracking up.
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Oh, I forgot the BEST. LINE. EVER! "Teresa I just love your hairline!" I may have actually snorted out loud.
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Ill give Caroline points for authenticity in one area- she clearly doesn't go out of her way to tart up for the camera. She is the only HW who is kinda take-me-as-I-am
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Aug 19 2013, 10:23 AM
Oh, I forgot the BEST. LINE. EVER! "Teresa I just love your hairline!" I may have actually snorted out loud.
Yeah, what was that about? I don't see a hairline change-
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I *think* she meant "hair line" as in the Milania haircare line and didn't realize that Tre's actual hairline is pretty funny all on its own.
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haha - I'm going to watch now. I can't deal with the commercials. Can't wait to see hairline. Why doesn't Tre get laser hair removal for her stupid hairline or get some bangs?
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Omg, I didn't even catch the hair line pun! Brilliant! Is Penny smart enough to have figured that out?
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