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| Velvet | Aug 25 2013, 11:35 PM Post #3481 |
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Were you as grossed out as I was watching Miley Cyrus simulate sex with Robin Thicke? If you say yes, then yes, you are old. If you say no, then there's hope for you! |
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| IcyAll | Aug 26 2013, 02:51 AM Post #3482 |
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Not a great episode. I always enjoy it to a certain extent, in spite of my ideals (LOL) -- but so much fucking complaining, so much holding on to the idea that Tree is a back-stabber and not to be trusted. LET IT GO. JUST LET IT THE FUCK GO. * I thought production outed Missy with the whole "she's so sick" then they show her laying out to catch rays. I semi-doubt that was the same day. She's heinous, but I think she was probably on the bed sleeping it off. Her "no, oh, gross" in response to JoeGo's request for sex was telling ... Richie cannot be more loathsome. I fucking hate him. SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP! He's chatty Kathy instead of her! I missed the medium's influence on Kathy because I was making some blackberry cobbler, so I'm gonna catch it on DVR, but I thought that was a horrible story about their father -- he loved Rosie, but tolerated Kathy? That's what it sounded like to me. I do not believe in mediums at all, ... very funny with Juicy outing HER with "that's my grandmother Maria" ... "she's still with us" ... LOL I know they fuck with us, but it seemed in the previews, some old cowboy was asking Al if he was abused. WTF? Is that storyline supposed to garner sympathy so he gets elected in November? * Cow is so stupid. Tree says she doesn't want Karma affecting HER GIRLS and Cow trots right back to the barn and tells Chris that Tree meant Nicholas. Which she would NEVER say. Munchausen Disease has got Cow. Edited by IcyAll, Aug 26 2013, 02:53 AM.
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| Velvet | Aug 26 2013, 03:56 AM Post #3483 |
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Okay Icy, you hit exactly what I thought about Richie. I actually don't talk out loud to my television, ever, but when he was crying about his dad I said three times in a row, "I hate you Richie, I fucking hate you hate you hate you." |
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| ISH | Aug 26 2013, 08:06 AM Post #3484 |
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Loved Joe Giu saying if the medium read his thoughts her head would pop! Why can't Jac just let it be. No Tre was blaming Nicholas's autism on karmic retribution for your evil deeds. That's your guilty conscience, you moron. |
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| Camo | Aug 26 2013, 11:05 AM Post #3485 |
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Jax is so bizarre but I think she's basically a grown-up (age-wise) bad seed. She doesn't admit that she's a nasty piece of work - she's constantly setting up a dynamic so that other people are The Bad Guy. I watched most of it and thought it was a bit boring. I find the Wakiles very gross on all levels, and don't feel anything watching them cry. Liver-lipped Richie is disgusting and Kathy is so pathetic. If my husband snarked about a try-hard attention-whore's 'camel toe' in front of me I might snap and slap him*. I wouldn't sit around like that shit didn't happen. I also find 'glam' Kathy a little (a lot) hard to look at. * After hitting 'post' I felt compelled to edit - I truly don't understand that marriage. It's inconceivable to me that a woman can just sit there as her husband ogles someone in such an aggressive, vile, verbal, open way and not just scream. Or leave. My hand to God, there's less dignity there than even in marriages where people quietly scumbag out and see someone on the side. Richie is constantly acting like he's on the make IN FRONT OF his fucking wife! And he's been like that from the jump. I would find that intolerable and pretty soul-destroying. Yeah, they aren't newlyweds but he pays (liver-)lip service to how 'hot' he is for her but treats her so damned callously. Edited by Camo, Aug 26 2013, 11:08 AM.
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| discomom | Aug 26 2013, 11:19 AM Post #3486 |
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ITA, Camo. He is just so uncouth and crude. It's one thing for guys to be like that when they are together, but in mixed company and in front of his wife; no way. It's obvious he has absolutely no respect for her, and she has no respect for herself to let him get away with it. And Jax... how she manages to twist everything. She's just a big old shit stirrer. |
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| IcyAll | Aug 26 2013, 12:22 PM Post #3487 |
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On the bright side, maybe that could be Missy's nickname: Cameltoe. OR WWRD. (What Would Richie Do) Oh, how about the moment when she said "someone with a J" and JoeGo said "our grandfather" and Kathy said "yeah, but his name was Guiseppe" ... he really can't read OR spell. |
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| ISH | Aug 26 2013, 12:29 PM Post #3488 |
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Every time I see Richie and his goggles I think of poor Moe Green from the "Godfather" getting shot in the eye. Wishful thinking maybe? Kathy in Fairway/Whole Foods pushing the shopping cart while dressed as Little Red Riding Hood. Cracks me up. |
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| Cosmocrush | Aug 26 2013, 10:20 PM Post #3489 |
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I think Missy was truly sick. In the scene where she is trying to swallow what looked like antibiotics she had something like a hospital bracelet on so maybe she hit the ER and found out she had strep or something. If she was coming down with something and then got on a plane it's easy for me to believe she picked up something.
It's telling what a creep JoGo is to even suggest it. She tells her 'adoring' husband she is in a lot of pain and his response is "Come on, you've had three babies." before continuing his partying with everyone else. Jerk. I have nothing to add about the Wakiles; you guys covered it, except maybe the worst part: Kathy's wedding dress and veil. OMG. I know it was the 80s, but still OMG. The medium was a joke - a five minute google could have come up with better stuff than that. I'm surprised Big Al agreed to come - but then it looked like he slept through most of it. And I noticed he forgot to pack socks, unless he was taking a cue from the sharply dressed Andy Cohen but I don't think it works with old man jeans and those shoes. ETA: If you skipped MTV VMA's (and Shopper you are Not TOO old, I've got 12 years on you and I was watching) be sure and check out Justin Timberlake's 15 minute performance. It made the whole show in my opinion. Class act, triple threat. Edited by Cosmocrush, Aug 26 2013, 10:44 PM.
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| Cosmocrush | Aug 26 2013, 10:48 PM Post #3490 |
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OH, I almost forget the one bright spot in the show that made me LOL and I had to rewind and rewatch a couple times: Miliania telling her mother sparkles aren't needed on her chuckalina when Tre was showing off her bathing suits to the little girls. |
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| Mondo | Aug 27 2013, 09:53 AM Post #3491 |
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Yes, Cosmo, "chuckelina" best line! And ISH, yes Moe Green ftw! And whoever said "liver-lipped." This episode was a snooze. Fuck the "healing," just let us see some good Jersey Italian everyday stuff. Jacqueline is immature, I think that's been a leitmotif of hers throughout every season. Even Caroline said it at the airport: "Jacqueline is a child." I do have a theory about her enmity for Teresa. Nick's diagnosis was naturally quite devastating for her. Meanwhile, Teresa's baby, born at the same time, is fine. I think at a gut emotional level there's an anger and resentment, a "why me" kind of thing. It's sad, really. |
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| Mondo | Aug 27 2013, 09:56 AM Post #3492 |
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Oh- and the medium sucked. Hell, all you need to do is watch a few episodes and you've got your scam all figured out. Hate how they always have to throw out letters of names- wtf? I think in an Italian crowd, pretty safe bet there's gonna be some Joes and Marias. I woulda tossed in "F" for Frank and "T" for Tony or Teresa. |
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| ISH | Aug 27 2013, 10:47 AM Post #3493 |
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Milton Berle had those lips. And he grossed me out too. |
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| ISH | Aug 27 2013, 10:57 AM Post #3494 |
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Or Tiny I was hoping the medium would say: "Who knows a Teeney or a Tiny, something about a trunk and a gun and his clothes" Caroline's head would have exploded. |
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| Cosmocrush | Aug 27 2013, 02:37 PM Post #3495 |
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LOL ISH!
Hmmm, could be. That's messed up though but we are talking about Jax. I didn't realize that Milania's punching bag and Nick were the same age. The whole karma on my kids thing was Jax reaching to make EVERYTHING about her all the time. Especially if it involves Teresa. |
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