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| andme | Sep 14 2014, 11:58 PM Post #3901 |
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A Joe Gorga house is impeccable....with beavers. Missy loves her Saint Lore-aunts. Edited by andme, Sep 15 2014, 12:16 AM.
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| oleander | Sep 15 2014, 08:23 AM Post #3902 |
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Don't forget - I believe Ash Wednesday is the beginning of Lentil season. Amazing. And why does Amber always have her makeup gun set to whore? |
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| Vicky is Icky | Sep 15 2014, 08:40 AM Post #3903 |
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Opening scene. Tree tries SO hard to be a great parent to Gia. But doesn't make her wear a Fucking SEAT BELT as Theresa drives her one handed w. her coffee to school. Theresa thinks she's above mortgage rules, and now seat belts. I hope the judge throws the book at them, and Theresa is charged with a crime from this film. Sickening. Way to parent. Way to break the law while you have charges pending. Edited by Vicky is Icky, Sep 15 2014, 08:41 AM.
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| andme | Sep 15 2014, 08:56 AM Post #3904 |
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The Lentil season! And when did the ashes get as big as Charles Manson's swastika? You're right, oleander. Amber's makeup is atrocious. And I could have lived without seeing Rino in his bird undies. Edited by andme, Sep 15 2014, 08:59 AM.
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| oleander | Sep 15 2014, 10:05 AM Post #3905 |
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I do enjoy seeing the more family aspects of the show. I find Dina boring, but I do enjoy her interactions with Lexi, and I like seeing Teresa adn her kids. Amber I don't care for and the twins I'm meh about, so I don't care about their family interactions. I think the more effed up my family life is, the more I like seeing Teresa with her kids b/c I have to give her credit - though she may be stressed beyond belief - all of which is her doing, mind you - she seems to keep on trucking where the kids are concerned. |
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| Finestra | Sep 15 2014, 10:41 AM Post #3906 |
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I think the Giudices all put the shoulder belt behind them. It looked like Audriana had the lap belt on only too. I think when you are too short it bugs. Not right, not safe. But I know in my car the damn bell beeps like hell if you don't have the belt on in front. I bet the Mercedes does the same thing unless Joe cut it. We have a priest who basically smacks your head off with the ashes. I bet when he sees Amber, he thinks, "Putana!" and puts so much ashes on her head to exorcise all the evils emanating from her body. She got a hold of Tamra's white out from the looks of her eye liner. I do enjoy watching Teresa's family. Although I think Milania is beginning to be a ham. I don't believe she didn't do her homework. I was hoping little Valentino would piss all over the Gorga bed. And fake Saint Lor aunts. I guess the judge didn't approve the little jaunt to Florida for Teresa. |
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| Vicky is Icky | Sep 15 2014, 04:26 PM Post #3907 |
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I am not sure about the shoulder part behind their backs it's possible, but she is breaking the law. She would defend herself by saying she wasn't thinking, she doesn't do that, nothing happened, victimless crime, she is so sorry blah blah blah. Same excuses as their legal battles. I consider them 'on probation' already now that they are convicted and ya just might think they would try not to break the damn law in the meantime. She did it on film. It's the Guidices world, and fuhgedaboutit they are going to live the way they want to. She should be charged with something. The sad thing is this kind of offense might cost her, when she is sentenced and really on probation! Dummies. I am sorry I am so grumpy I gave up sugar god help me. No. I did not give up for Lentil. |
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| Finestra | Sep 15 2014, 05:22 PM Post #3908 |
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Audriana has the belt behind her back - but it isn't going to protect her. The Giudice's haven't worn belts for years. They are persistent in their stubbornness about being reckless with their children's safety. It's maddening. I think Joe was either out boozing with friends and women or he and Teresa were split up at this point or he was passed out in his room downstairs. There was a lot of noise at this point that things were rocky in their relationship. And he wasn't seen at all this episode. Amber is a good little soldier for Bravo - even leaving mass to go out and pester Teresa for details about about her case. Love Teresa wanting Dina to have the true details about Santa and Rino, you know, Just In Case! |
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| oleander | Sep 15 2014, 06:26 PM Post #3909 |
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I especially love that she asked Dina, 'Was she (Santa) pretty?' Yup that is a necessary question that must be answered when one does not want to get involved. The preview of Cow - good lord. She is changing races and morphing into a heavy-boned Asian woman. Christ, lay off on the surgery, fool. I see they brought Nick back to perform like a trained seal, this time asking for, was it chicken? |
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| andme | Sep 15 2014, 06:53 PM Post #3910 |
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Lol, fin. He should have covered the Putana's entire face in ash. Lol, oleander, at our Bailey's swigging Asian Cow. Anyone think Amber's latest The Cancer scare is not entirely authentic? What are the rules of etiquette in Colt's Neck? If your Mom is pretty, it's OK for your husband to screw her? Edited by andme, Sep 15 2014, 06:56 PM.
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| Shoppergal | Sep 15 2014, 08:12 PM Post #3911 |
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You all are killing me. Oleander - yeah, I too noticed the, er heavy makeup on Amber. She's not a pretty woman. Some women look good with long hair, she's not one of them. It just makes her face look even longer. I do think the scare is authentic. Only for the reason she is skipping FL. I think she's a good Bravo solider and would go come hell or highwater if she could. I still can't tell the twins or their storylines apart. The guy in the panties. Just no, NO. And b/c it can't be said enough - fuck you Asian Cow. Get the hell off my screen NOW. |
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| andme | Sep 15 2014, 08:14 PM Post #3912 |
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Don't forget the dinner party/colon cleanse that Rino threw. Nothing more appetizing than the host taking a dump in the bathroom nearest the dinner table. |
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| Finestra | Sep 15 2014, 09:13 PM Post #3913 |
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Ace Venture Pet Detective - Bathroom Scene? or was is Dumb and Dumber. "C'mon over for dinner, oh don't mind Rino as he shits his brains out in the foyer bathroom while we eat." I think Amber's storyline could've been really good. Look she had The Cancer, her mammograms must always be fraught with tension. I know when I go each year, I am fine until I am sitting there waiting for the results bc 1 year they let me go bc the radiologist was busy and then they called me back for a magnified version. Luckily it was nothing, but now, those 10-15 minutes of waiting there in the robe are awfully long. But I think this was a re-enactment, and she over-acted. She could've done it better with explaining how nerve-wracking it is every 6 months and how hard it is to wait. They should've just let us in for the happy scene, not all the fake boo-hooing. Overplayed again Amber! Teresa Lol with the "Was she pretty?" Like - if she was pretty, then Rino definitely fucked her. |
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| andme | Sep 15 2014, 10:05 PM Post #3914 |
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You are so right, fin. They could have had a great storyline. Amber's overacting and Jim's douchiness tripped them up. Speaking of which...Jim's been on a Twitter tear this evening. |
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| Shoppergal | Sep 15 2014, 11:38 PM Post #3915 |
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I'm rewatching it and Audriana clearly has her lapbelt on. Other gems. Rhino got his prostrate checked. |
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