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Show Snark; Episode to Episode Snark
Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 05:29 PM (62,961 Views)
Finestra
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Hi - Well, I caught up, kind of - on the last two episodes.

Fuck the Cow and crew and Kathy's family. Sell outs. They were signed to come back on and sell out Teresa for one last final fuck you. First with fun bag torpedo boob twin. "Yes Teresa did it TO MELISSA last year (um no dipshits Melissa's friends got paid by Bravo to come on and sell her out and Teresa if she wanted her fucking paycheck had to sit there (maybe with a little Glee in her heart) and listen to it) and this year she had to do the same thing with Victoria Gotti.

Why the fuck does Victoria Gotti get a pass? And Amber? And Dina? And even Jim? He's the fucking one who said it? It was filmed for tv, who cares if Teresa told Dina. Dina is walking into a house full of people including Amber and Jim. Teresa knows the deal by now. That rumor is coming out. And those twins by their reaction to the rumor in Florida knew it was coming out too. (How about Rino being totally fine with Amber at the fashion show thing?)

And Teresa's family is sitting there in Kathy's kitchen selling her out to the twin instead of just saying, "hey, go talk to fucking Rino and Victoria Gotti if you have a problem with people talking about your family. If you haven't watched this show before, this is the shit that happens on this show. Someone says something bad in front of other people on the show. That's how it works. That's why people watch. So STFU oral sex and DD twin."

Next scene, Kathy and Cow are balling out their eyes and can/can't believe that they are going to jail and then say, "Well living in Italy isn't so bad." Really? Really Rosy? Tell that to Gia and the girls that they are going to be without their Mom (who really does seem to love them in her own irresponsible and down right stupid way) and then their dad for 41 months and then have to leave everything they know and love and move to another country if they want to continue living with their father whom they clearly love.

And then Cow making all about her and being so incredibly petty despite Chris's repeated attempts to shut her down. How many "Jacqueline, stop you sound like a selfish, petulant child, this isn't about her not rekindling your friendship" do you think they edited it out of that scene last night? Boy was she ridiculous. The whole world is about her.

They sold their souls for money that group. Good for Melissa and Joe Gorga for not participating in that clusterfuck.

Meanwhile if Teresa goes to Alderson, those girls won't be seeing her that often. It's like an 8-9 hour drive from NJ.
Edited by Finestra, Oct 20 2014, 08:20 AM.
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oleander
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Aren't they only allowed visitors once a month or so?

I don't understand the twins. They seem to get all mad when someone even listens to a rumor about them? Are they stuck in high school? I think they are grasping for straws to come across as interesting because they do not in the least bit make for good tv. I find nothing more annoying than women who act about 30 years younger than their age.

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Vicky is Icky
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Frickin Jaqueline. Jaaaay-sus girl, it's NOT ALL ABOUT YOOOOU!!!!!! Such a child.
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oleander
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She truly is an emotional vacuum. 'I didn't even text her last night adn she must have been so scared.' Shut up, woman.
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Finestra
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This is from the woman who recaps for NJ.com
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nd yet bringing in cameras to record Rich Wakile — who last week referred to Teresa G. as "felonini" — express sympathy for Joe Giudice, and see Kathy Wakile and Jacqueline Laurita sob over Teresa's 15-month sentence felt very opportunistic, on both Bravo's and the other Housewives' parts. Like, I-need-to-take-a-shower opportunistic. Your thoughts?
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"Picture how Joe feels," Rich says. "I mean, this guy just lost his father. God forbid if the worst happens." But apparently they don't think Joe getting deported to Italy is the worst thing. "It's nice to live there," Rosie says. When Teresa gets sentenced to 15 months in prison, Kathy and Jacqueline start crying and hugging one another.

Nicole is less sanguine. "My boys are going to ask me, 'Why did this happen? Why did they get sentenced?' And it's because of choices you make in life, there are consequences. So forget about big houses or the money or the jewelry or whatever." Says the woman who looked at a $900,000 house last week. Bobby: "I'm glad that you and I are on the same page." Says the heir to the Bob Ciasulli Auto Group.

And over at the Marchese manse, Amber brings up her cancer. Yes, I know, you're shocked. "Seriously, I'd rather go through what I went through than what she's going through right now," she tells Jim. Jim: "That's just asinine." Well said.

And speaking of shocking, Jacqueline immediately makes Teresa's prison sentence all about her. When Chris suggests reaching out to the Giudices, Jacqueline said, "Clearly she doesn't want me to be there for her. I didn't even text her last night, and she must have been so scared." But Chris points out that Teresa hugged her for a long time when they paid their respects at Joe's father's funeral.

So we get to hear Jacqueline's text to Teresa: "I struggled with whether or not I should reach out to you. I decided to listen to my heart to tell you that I feel for what you and your family are going through ... I will always love you, and if you need anything, I'm here."
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Has anyone seen pictures from the reunion? WTF is Dina wearing? And she has some odd poufed up hairdo with a pony tail and braids on the side.
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The more I see it the more I like it andme. Kathy looks awful in the clip I saw. I think she is actually my most hated now that the clown is off.
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I really don't think I can stand those twins. There endless chatter would give me a headache, and while Dina is boring - which twin said this? - I'd much rather watch her and Teresa than those effing annoying twins. The way they act - it is as though they are literally still in high school. Which brings me to Amber. I kind of liked her in this episode, which makes me think that maybe Jim is the one who makes Amber insufferable. Separately, I still hate him, but I like her. And good on her for telling those idiot twins they are so intense all the time.

My take-away - I enjoy the interaction b/w Teresa and Dina b/c they are actually friends, and you can tell. This show is dead without Teresa. I guess that's what happens when you make one person the focal point of your series.
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I'm with you, oleander. If I had to share the "presidential suite" with the twins, I might be tempted to smother them in their sleep.

The Manzo show came on last night and I saw a few minutes. Had to chuckle when Lauren was complaining that everyone calls her store "Catface".

Which is the gay Manzo son? The fat one with the beard, or the other one?
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Finestra
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I think the fat one with the beard might be gay, but the thin one, Prince Albie of thinning hair, might not know he is allowed to be. Lauren got botox in her armpits and Cow was there to make stupid jokes. 20-22 shots per armpit. What a waste. She was thin though. Caroline needs a breast reduction. She is tiny.
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And Caroline is, of course, a genius at making BBQ sauce.

The thinner Manzo son always has the stripperish girlfriends, right? And the portly bearded one wanted to have the stripperish car wash?

Albie of thinning hair flunked out of law school because they wouldn't answer his phone calls right?
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Finestra
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Did anyone watch? It was pretty funny. The twins are dying to talk and fight. Oy. Teressa compared her mom's rumor with Teresa going to jail. And they are itching to go after Amber. Teressa's boobs are monstrous globes.

Melissa looks pregnant. She's sitting there all innocent pretending that she never came on the show to air family grievances, but came on the show to work them out with Teresa, "That's what reality shows are for" says Rosie. (Also still pretending that Teresa was setting her up for three seasons and that production had nothing to do with it.) She looks better with the JLo blonde hair.

Kathy looks horrible - like a zombie Gonzo. Good job on that makeup Asslee!

Teresa gets pissed at one point that they flashback to her aunt and Richie talking about them pleading guilty to "how many counts." And Teresa walks off to go the bathroom while they discuss it. She says she asked her family not to talk about it. And Dina pipes in that she never talked about it. Kathy says "We didn't" but clearly they did. And you know what, Melissa and Joe never talked about it either. Anyhoo, Teresa is in mid mini-rant in the bathroom and is all, "Oooohh a penny!" (see a penny pick it up, all the day you'll have good luck!) I am sorry she is a dingbat of the highest degree.

Clearly from Dina's statements, the only reason (other than her being a stubborn bitch) that she is still alienated from her family is because Jac is a loon. But I have to say, Jac is a freaking mental case, Chris is her brother who has to live with it, and Dina can be the bigger person.



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Finestra, lol! GONZO too funny. The one big curl and her orange lips. Whoa.

Tre fleeing for the bathroom at the slightest vague confrontation of her accountability, SO telling. Her kids are more mature. I'm so sad for them, their mother will run away every time from any reality she, and her family ever faces.
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Fin - great recap! I think you hit the nail on the head about everything.

Still can't get over Teressssa's giant cans. I see a huge downfall in their future next year.

Did Asssley do Teresa's eye makeup? It looked awful.
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Didn't watch because The Walking Dead comes wayy before that shitshow on my list, but I hope to catch a rerun. Thaks for the recap, Fin. I laughed at that penny part. Do you think she has a change jar? About a thousand of them and each of them has tape on the front with the millions of dollars in debt she owes. She will pay back her debt, one penny at a time!
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