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Show Snark; Episode to Episode Snark
Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 05:29 PM (63,185 Views)
Shoppergal
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Had to bring it back to mushy greasy cannoli's eh? LOL

I don't think the Clown can be happy for anyone - she's just a miserable bitch.

The one I think Tre really needs to watch is Kathy (and Rich). They seems too be the one emulating Tre (and probably harbor the most jealousy), but Tre is so focused on her Missy hate that she'd rather bitch about front porch chairs. Meanwhile Kathy is trying to get a cook book going, Kathy is trying to get a drink going. Kathy rode Tre's coat tails to the show. I'm thinking Rich is like the demanding stage mom on T&T saying "work it" and "sparkle baby" to Kathy. He strikes me as being almost Simon like in his desire to be involved in the Howives.

Yes - I've seen the light wrt Richie.
Edited by Shoppergal, May 24 2012, 10:29 PM.
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Velvet
May 24 2012, 10:18 PM
Clownie's spitting something, probably cannolis, and they're going right into Lauren's mouth.

Damn, I'm evil tonight.
It's the pregnancy hormones ;)
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IcyAll
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Not me.

1. I would never give something to SH -- I have my own blog!
2. I would have made her fatter, more realistic.

But it's funny!

I had some ideas for mine, couldn't get the energy up! Feel free to PM me ideas!
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andme
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Finally getting around to watching this shitfest. The prom picture - Lauren was huge and Albie had landing gear for ears. Did he have ear-reduction surgery?

Oh Jac-Cow - shut the fuck up. Maybe someone can clock her in her big moon face with the giant provolone.
Edited by andme, May 25 2012, 01:40 AM.
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Finestra
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Okay this show is dumbing me down. I am mixing my metaphors now just like clownie. I meant spitting nails not bullets.
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discomom
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I would have DIED rather than go to Prom with my brother!
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oleander
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Seriously. How desperate would you have to be to go with your brother? I mean, really - it's just a stupid dance, but the humiliation, that lives on forever. And, apparently, blasted across TV by your parents.
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It's a wonder to me that Lauren isn't bigger than she is the way Clownie treats her. I don't get why she doesn't move out. But then I don't get why she doesn't work or go to school either.
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Cosmocrush
May 25 2012, 03:47 PM
It's a wonder to me that Lauren isn't bigger than she is the way Clownie treats her. I don't get why she doesn't move out. But then I don't get why she doesn't work or go to school either.
She looked really, REALLY big in high school- much bigger. And she looked bigger "golfing" to me than she has in the past.
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oleander
May 25 2012, 03:35 PM
Seriously. How desperate would you have to be to go with your brother? I mean, really - it's just a stupid dance, but the humiliation, that lives on forever. And, apparently, blasted across TV by your parents.
Not bad enough that her classmates knew, now the whole world does. Why is it so important to have a date? Couldn't she and another friend have gone stag if it were that important to her? My son's prom is going to have a singles table(s) for those without dates.

Clownie is really reaching for a storyline - what a dick. Putting your daughter's weight problem and general loser-hood on blast in order to get yourself airtime.
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Finestra
May 25 2012, 05:15 PM
Clownie is really reaching for a storyline - what a dick. Putting your daughter's weight problem and general loser-hood on blast in order to get yourself airtime.
I guess she got the idea from Jax. Except now that Ashley has been banished to Vegas/Texas/Wherever Jax really doesn't have a storyline except maybe antagonizing Tre's kids.
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LOL. I needed this afternoon-snark. Well done ladies.
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Cosmocrush
May 25 2012, 05:40 PM
Finestra
May 25 2012, 05:15 PM
Clownie is really reaching for a storyline - what a dick. Putting your daughter's weight problem and general loser-hood on blast in order to get yourself airtime.
I guess she got the idea from Jax. Except now that Ashley has been banished to Vegas/Texas/Wherever Jax really doesn't have a storyline except maybe antagonizing Tre's kids.
Jac has always abdicated her disciplinary role over Ashley, the first season she let Danielle come in and lecture Ash on respect when she dissed Jac about inviting her friends to the party. But feels confidant (after copious amounts of liquor) to practice on Tre's kids in hopes of not going wrong with CJ and Nicholas.
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Jaq's blog comments are becoming a war between Tre haters and Tre fans. It's sort of fun, but poor Twop Howard would have a stroke.
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I bought a copy of the US Magazine with Tre on the cover and the headline "Humiliated By Her Husband" ... definitely told by someone in Melissa's camp.

1. The cover line starts with "With Joe facing jail and accused of cheating..." JAIL. Good one, Missy. Good one.
2. There are side-bar stories in the article, all bashing Joe for "Public Fighting", "Lazy Parenting", and "Drunken Antics" ... in the first one, it's a picture from the christening, with Joe GORGA fully engaged on one side. But it's supposed to illustrate how Juicy engages in "public fighting" ... and how public is a private family function? Yes, on TV, but still -- JoeGo had no problem launching himself at people and screaming ... "Lazy Parenting" describes the HORROR of Juicy laying on the couch on Xmas morning while his girls open their presents. "Drunken Antics"? A recap of his cartwheel-chipped tooth incident, ending with "sending Gia into hysterics" ... which is accurate, but geez -- how about he crashed his car into a tree while drunk driving? LOL
3. "Joe, known to viewers as a surly grump who swears at his four daughters" ... "Teresa puts on blinders when it comes to Joe," says a Guidice source. "It's difficult for her to accept he's such a scumbag." ... "But she's no angel. In a desperate attemtp to deflect attention from her situation, Teresa has thrown mud at her costars, most brazenly accusing sister-in-law Melissa Gorga of having a wandering eye." That's brazen? That's NOT what happened anyway! "Melissa has never strayed from her husband. Everyone knows that," says the source. "But Teresa was still saying Melissa would leave Joe."

Long one: ""They're so dysfunctional that it's all starting to come out," says the show source. "It's disgusting, the things Joe says. Milania says hooker. Where does a 5-year old hear that word?" Adds the Guidice insider, "The way Joe speaks to the kids is how he's always spoken. Teresa thinks it's funny! He's not a nice guy." Teresa admitted as much during the fight with Melissa on the May 6 episode. While screaming about missed birthday parties, Teresa revealed that Joe throws the Gorga's presents for their girls in the garbage." Uh, not to whittle too fine a point on it, but Teresa was saying "you gave their presents to them via their teachers at school, which Joe found insulting enough that he wouldn't let them accept the gifts" ... in his singular way, that is!

And the kicker "Teresa is no dummy when it comes to her career. Her feuds with the Gorgas have left her unwillingly branded the series' villain. So she is slowly becoming more comfortable letting Joe look like a bad guy if it means creating compassion for her plight. "If Joe goes to jail, there will be sympathy for her," says the show source. "And she'll get a spinoff show about life as a single mom. She'll do a book deal, too: My Life Without Joe or something like that."

Teresa is the show villain? In what universe? Clownie for sure, Melissa a close second, followed with stepped on heels by Kathy, IMO. And Jacqueline is still blocking Teresa's reach for that crown!

And also, in a set-off section, under "Teresa's Smear Campaign" they list three things: She "slammed her friends in print" -- all about poor Clownie and her meatballs and how Melissa copies her -- she "leaks lies to the press" apparently saying that the Gorgas are selling their house because they can't afford the mortgage ... uh, and? -- AND that she "aired dirty laundry" during the last reunion, when she talked about Dina, despite "Caroline wanted to keep it private because it was family" ... uh, like Melissa and Kathy are Tre's FAMBILY??

And there's a lot more ... but it smells like a Gorga story to me.
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