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Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 05:29 PM (63,175 Views)
Velvet
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Yeah, I don't get that about Jax either. Chris even said in one of his TH's that she's naive. I think naive is code for moron.
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Jun 11 2012, 06:12 PM
The ironic thing about Caroline is that she seems terrified to made the fool of, or what she feels would make her look foolish. Therefore she does not take part in the dance class (seasons past) or dancing, didn't participate on Cow's field day, and there are other examples that escape at the moment. YET, she has utterly no idea that her very presence on this show, the last two seasons in particular, has shown her as nothing but a fool. Her ideas, her beliefs regarding the greatness of herself, her fambly and their conduct have been shown repeatedly to be counter to the actual reality and therefore she looks like a complete fool. Ah, the irony is sweet, sweet, sweet.........but I am afraid lost on her and that's why I want that full on smackdown of her.
YES! Other than the constant "I smell a fart face" her personality is so unpleasant, not the least of which is how she avoids doing anything fun for fear of failing or ending up looking foolish.

In addition to the examples you posted, dilbert, she: wouldn't belly dance at Kathy's salmonella fest, wouldn't dance at Rich's b'day party, didn't go sailing on the group vacation, (headache smedache. She didn't want still photos of herself on a boat in a bathing suit plastered all over the net), wouldn't golf with Al, what else....

She's a wet noodle.
From Olive Garden.

Life is short, Caroline. Don't squash your inner ballerina because you're afraid we'll think you look dumb. We really don't care that much. Although I'd be immensely entertained to see you dance....

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She wouldn't even get botox on the first season at the botox party. She really is a wet noodle.

How did you get that pic posted in the thread rye?
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Velvet
Jun 12 2012, 08:44 AM
She wouldn't even get botox on the first season at the botox party. She really is a wet noodle.

How did you get that pic posted in the thread rye?
I went to GifSoup and copied/pasted the url that they provide under the gif.

If you're asking how to put up a pic (hint hint) I just commented on the baby thread that I'd be happy to walk you through the process or you can email me a pic and I'll put it up for ya.

If, however, it's a gif of you pregnant dancing, deal's off.

Unless your belly button is still an inny. Then I might consider it.
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Nope. Belly button is flat!

I just read Caroline's blog, she's basically phoning it in now, it's obvious she doesn't want to be on the show anymore and she's probably embarrassed at how ridiculous she looks sniping at Teresa every.single.week.over.and.over.

So in the comments, someone wrote "I hope you allow Albie to come out, he should feel okay with who he is..." LOL!!! I find the comments hilarious because it's pretty much what we all say here about her - so it's good to know that public opinion is the same. I wonder if she looks at these tapes and is embarrassed at how she comes off as such a negative bitch.
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I wonder if she looks at these tapes and is embarrassed at how she comes off as such a negative bitch.

Caroline? Come on, she's the voice of reason.
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So I haven't watched Sunday's epi yet, so I'm not quite caught up. Have read the blogs, though, and decided to pop on over to Cow's twitter to see what she's been twatting up. Apparently, someone asks her why it's okay for Chris to talk about his successes and not Tre, and she responds by saying that Chris got his success without stepping on his friends toes (or something) and shared his success. Therein lies the rub, so to speak. Clearly, everyone has known that Cow, Clown & Co. have been jealous of Tre, but Cow is so fucking stupid, she admitted it. I don't think it's Teresa stepping on her friend's toes, it's that she didn't try to share her success with her friends. Somehow, b/c Teresa was the most successful, I guess that meant that she shoudl have made sure her friends got piece of that success as well? Okay. Cow should have gotten off her ass and actually did some work instead of making her loser daughter the focus of her story and shoving food in her fat easter island mouth at every opportunity.

Also, Cow alleges that Tre congratulated her on some sort of endeavor and then tried (and failed) to steal it from Cow. Not buying it. Cow has done nothing in the past, what, 4 years? All of a sudden work is rolling in?
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ITA, oleander. What kind of endeavor could Cow have besides chewing cud?
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And, I keep forgetting to post it, but out of all the howives on all the franchises, Missy's fake tits annoy me the most. They are like two cantaloupes glued to her chest trying to run away from each other..
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andme
Jun 12 2012, 08:40 PM
What kind of endeavor could Cow have besides chewing cud?
Bwahahaa!

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Have read the blogs, though, and decided to pop on over to Cow's twitter to see what she's been twatting up. Apparently, someone asks her why it's okay for Chris to talk about his successes and not Tre, and she responds by saying that Chris got his success without stepping on his friends toes (or something) and shared his success. Therein lies the rub, so to speak

Hey, I just asked that yesterday in this thread! I'm glad someone thought to ask Clownie directly.

I hadn't really thought about all the things Clownie didn't do over the seasons but seeing them alltogether like that - it's really alot. What a funster Clownie is! And like disco put so eloquently, she avoids all that stuff so she doesn't look foolish and yet has managed to look completely ridiculous at the same time.


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Also agree Oleander, totally.

Re: Melissa's foobs, I remember reading some snark about Kelly Bensimon's boobs along the lines of "Do they get to see each other on weekends for visitation?"
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Cosmocrush
Jun 12 2012, 09:01 PM
And like disco put so eloquently, she avoids all that stuff so she doesn't look foolish and yet has managed to look completely ridiculous at the same time.


Thanks for the shout-out, Cosmo, but I didn't say it, although I agree with it 100%!
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Jun 13 2012, 09:06 AM
Cosmocrush
Jun 12 2012, 09:01 PM
And like disco put so eloquently, she avoids all that stuff so she doesn't look foolish and yet has managed to look completely ridiculous at the same time.


Thanks for the shout-out, Cosmo, but I didn't say it, although I agree with it 100%!
OOPS, that was dilbert not disco. Sheesh, I wasn't even drinking when I did that.
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You ladies were right...Lauren had lap band surgery.

Lauren's lap band


Edited by andme, Jun 13 2012, 09:38 PM.
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Of course she did. Why bother trying an actual diet first? To me, if she got the lap band and lost all that weight it was proof she was eating too much. And Vito would love her if she gained a bunch of weight, yeah right. I think we've seen Vito slobbering over iphone pics of skinny chicks, so that would be a big NO Lauren.

It just feels so...phony.
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