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| Camo | Apr 23 2012, 12:28 AM Post #76 |
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This is a disturbing show. Jacqueline clapping toddler Nicholas' hands together and sing-songing "make the right choice! Make the right choice!" AT lost, bleached, injected Ashley *during* the conversation when Ashley is being informed that she has to move out is one of the more disturbing things yet. Jacqueline hates her daughter so much. She *hates* her. She has no love of any form for that young woman. I wish I believed in cartoonish cause/effect karma. I would love to see Jacqueline get exactly what she deserves for how she treats her daughter. Lauren looks really big. I feel mean making that observation, since certainly Caroline won't support her in any productive, honest and fundamentally loving way to try and get what she wants in life. Not, of course, that Lauren is likeable - she's miserable and she (and Greg, and Albie, and Chris) get an insane amount of joy from talking about Teresa. It's pretty pathetic. Speaking of pathetic: of course Albie has to chime in with a shitty comment about Lauren's future kids, since jis being thinner than Lauren means he's better, right? It's hard to see what being favored does to some people. It's done Albie in in terms of being interesting or nice. Oy, the Giudices. God. This is painful shit. Joe is crazily calm in the face of a ton of problems. And what the hell is going on with Teresa and the cheating? Is she doubting it? Was she affirming it? I seriously can't tell. I was around G**'s age when I realized - from hearing screaming etc. - that my dad was cheating. I was watching a TV show where that exact plot (a girl realizes her father is unfaithful) was playing out, and my dad was watching with me and I started crying and wouldn't let him comfort me, so he knew that I knew. It was fairly terrible. I cannot even comprehend what G**a Giudice sees when she's taken to the grocery store by her mother. It's crazy, crazy, crazy. And it's sad. It's also sad that she's so alone in her household, since her parents can't begin to address what's going on in any way, and she's the eldest, and they're all under M********'s reign of terror. It's wrong to hate a 5 year old right? I need to find a new word for M*******, then. Because, damn. DAMN. Edited by Camo, Apr 23 2012, 01:56 AM.
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| andme | Apr 23 2012, 01:56 AM Post #77 |
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ITA to your whole post, Camo. Jackie despises Asshat. Ritchie Wakile gets more repulsive every episode. Glad to know he needs a penis enhancer. So, Melissa and Joe didn't know that the shore house that they own was under construction, and that the pool would need chemicals? Edited by andme, Apr 23 2012, 02:04 AM.
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| IcyAll | Apr 23 2012, 03:09 AM Post #78 |
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As much as I loathe the pile-on of Teresa, and knew it was coming, I was surprised to find myself hating her just a bit more. I hated her already, but felt a measure of sympathy because all the other idiots on the show were attacking her and not being subtle -- just saying vile things and laughing ... I was very happy that little grandmother/aunt said "enough!" Of course, Rosie the sister has to make a joke ... and not a good one, IMO, yet there they all go again, laughing at Teresa. Only Kathy and Melissa actually seem to try to play it down. Well, they have more to lose -- everyone else is still trying to climb over them. They're at least on the ladder! The editing was so scattered ... I guess actually what we saw, what I think, is that the editors hate EVERYONE. No one got a good edit. Yeah, I felt sorry for T. But I hate her. I feel sorry for her babies. Them, I don't hate -- but I do pray they learn from their parents' mistakes and don't turn out to be the next but same gen. How did we go from Chris supporting Asshat moving back in to them kicking her out? And what advice did that life coach give? I heard zip from him, except his criticisms of Cow. |
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| discomom | Apr 23 2012, 10:03 AM Post #79 |
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Ashley looks awful. I kept thinking that she could earn some money doing ProActiv commercials. And on the other side, Melissa has gorgeous skin. I'm glad to have the Jersey girls back... I was so bored with ATL. |
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| Momo | Apr 23 2012, 10:12 AM Post #80 |
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OK, I ended up leaving the TV on after the ATL reunion so I was exposed to Jersey. It reaffirmed my choice to not watch these women this season. Nothing is different. Nothing is new. They're all hateful. Yup. SAYONARA, BITCHES. |
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| IckiVicki | Apr 23 2012, 12:06 PM Post #81 |
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This season is going to suck. How stupid of Bravo to film Season 4 BEFORE the Season 3 reunion. By reunion time, they all hated Tre, now we're back to the start of season 4 with Tre apologizing to Caroline about the cookbook, and they're "moving forward." Say what you will about Teresa, but this franchise would be DEAD without her. Who would they all sit around and bitch about? It would be a season full of ham games, Greg's not-so-clever one-liners, Missy's screeching with her hag sisters fist-pumping in the background, and Kathy baking. |
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| cccharley | Apr 23 2012, 05:23 PM Post #82 |
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I skipped Atlanta this season after 2 episodes. I figured I'd try Jersey in the afternoons DVR'd. I have to fast forward thru the Ashley story since it's so boring already. I hate Teresa so much I can't stand it anymore. I can't believe people pay that bitch and buy her book. I also feel badly for the kids but their parents simply suck. I guess Donald likes people who know how to get away with stealing millions. Couple hundred grand is too little for DT to care. |
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| Cosmocrush | Apr 23 2012, 07:02 PM Post #83 |
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I thought that was a jaw-dropping moment - mostly because I can't figure out what the hell that woman does all day. Now I see she has a "life coach" so she can't even run her cushy vapid life alone. Ashley is the one that needs a life coach or really, a psychologist, to help her get over the fact that her mother hates her. I agree that was quite the jump from Chris defending Ashley and buying her cars etc. last season to "Get out TOMORROW" that we saw last night. I think Ashley has a lot of issues stemming from not really feeling like part of a family [both parents remarried with "new" offspring] and I can't see any benefit to broadcasting them on television - especially her stepfather tossing her out without notice. The only thing that would be worse than regular Clownie is Menopausal Clownie. I couldn't believe that she was going to use it as a storyline! Sheesh. That "doctor" seemed like a real prize when he flat out told her she was getting old [not older, just old] on camera. I am relieved that even though the moron pile on has shifted from Douchbag Danielle to Teresa I still can hate Tre freely. And I love watching little M***** reign of terror. "Get me some pizza you Old Troll" still cracks me up. |
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| Vicky is Icky | Apr 23 2012, 07:16 PM Post #84 |
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Wordy Mc Word to everything said about Tree and Jacq. Did I actually really hear the word "Gorgasm"? Did that actually happen? And did Clownoline really say to her doctor..paraphase "My 2 children have left home, left the nest. (afterthought) Oh well yeah my daughter does still live there actually come to think of it." Hate Tree but feel so sorry for that family with him grunting and offering "fuggedaboutid" as conversation. Tree looks haggard. She is too old school to do anything but take it, she would never leave him. I believe she adores him. I believe he's a cheating racist bigoted deadbeat hog. |
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| Cosmocrush | Apr 23 2012, 07:30 PM Post #85 |
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Heh. Yep she did. On camera. Geeze, I wonder why Lauren overeats? |
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| Vicky is Icky | Apr 23 2012, 07:31 PM Post #86 |
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I will also say that there is something natural about this group, unlike OC fake lunches and excuses to film together (cooking and painting parties etc ) and it is very watchable. For all the wrong reasons, but watchable. Some of the best stuff like that is when they are in their natural habitats. Like the RHoNYC fashion show snubs and underbelly of their society hierarchies. This ep of NJ has more in it than both seasons of OC and Atl for me. |
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| Velvet | Apr 23 2012, 07:42 PM Post #87 |
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As usual I agree with you all, though I don't hate Teresa. The pile-on and the fact that these losers all have nothing better to do but bash her is proof positive they are in fact, losers, and she is, in fact, accomplishing something. I realize something about Ashley after watching the WWHL show after - everytime Ashley is in trouble on the show, and there's a "real-time" interview of one of the cast members, it's always "Oh, Ashley has really turned around, she's got a job, a house and a phd now!!!" But all we ever see on the show is her getting yelled at, grounded, kicked out, etc. Where's the reality? They are a bunch of fuckin liars when it comes to Ashley - regardless of whose side you are on in this one: idiot mother or idiot daughter. Oh, and Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii IckiVicki (winks, waves, lifts skirt a little.) |
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| Momo | Apr 23 2012, 07:48 PM Post #88 |
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Can someone explain to me why Chris was sending Ass-lee to VEGAS?! Was she supposed to look up her Mom's old pimp and find out how to make it on her back just like Cow did? |
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| Velvet | Apr 23 2012, 08:02 PM Post #89 |
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You know you can't quit this show, Momo! My best guess here is that they played spin the bottle, with the names of various relatives posted around the room. The bottle landed on the suckers who happen to live in Vegas, and Jax and Chris figure, let's just send her off to the land of legal prostitution and get her out of our house. Jax said, "it's called killing 2 swans with 1 rock." Chris had to correct her. Then Clownoline came in and said something about fambly and Jax clapped via the baby's hands and said "I'm a bubblehead!" |
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| Momo | Apr 23 2012, 08:07 PM Post #90 |
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Oh trust me, Velvet, I won't be watching. I suffered through last night, almost puked, and vowed NO. I'm glad OC is the only one I'm paying attention to at the moment. One ensemble HW show at a time is PLENTY for me. |
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