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Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 05:29 PM (63,147 Views)
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Don't you need some fashion sense to run a clothing and jewelry store, with food in the middle lounge area and makeup in the back?

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I think it was Caf... as in cafe, and Face.... the makeup part. Cafface to me sounds kind of unwieldy for a name. Lauren was right on this one.
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Jul 9 2012, 05:54 PM
Don't you need some fashion sense to run a clothing and jewelry store, with food in the middle lounge area and makeup in the back?

Not if you're Caroline Manzo.

Now if they serve some of Kathy's pastries i might stop in and have a browse, but to actually have mini-me apply make up to me might be too much. All that time with my eyes closed and then opening them to see perma scowl looking at me? I'd probably scream.

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Youse guys are killing me! I love this show.

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When Clownie said "She has to realize there's something more important in his life ..." I thought she was going to say "his fambily" or "his mother" ... but then she said "his work" and I thought "Hmmm, fucking Greg all night is work? Okay."

I know right? And I missed why exactly they were having Greg's birthday party in a gay bar when Greg is the only [out] gay man in the group. Do they think it's like going to the zoo only instead of seeing the animals they can look at the gay men? I'm guessing that place cleared out in an hurry when the Manzo/Laurita bus pulled up.

On WWHL someone asked Melissa why she had a makeup artist for her six year old's birthday party. Good question but the answer was, she always does that for birthday parties. Hmmmmm, birthday parties on camera I'm guessing.

Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. I hope the nickname - Carolyn 2: The Revenge sticks. Because the last thing that girl needs is to go into a 51/49 business agreement with Clownie. Unless she is just blowing Clownie's money for fun. During that conversation where Lauren said how angry she got just thinking about the name and Clownie just blew it off was a hint. I flashed back to an earlier season when those two morons were grocery shopping and Lauren wanted something added to the cart [I don't even remember what but something simple like a different kind of milk] and Clownie shot her down with a cannon. Lauren is doomed.

Why can't she just get a job doing makeup? She's 30 minutes from NYC. Or do housecalls like Melissa's makeup artist? Apparently there is no shortage of Bravolebrities that need their own makeup artist.
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Clownie's pushing Caffuckface on her website. Also "your invited to join the party" at some assy Manzo event.

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ahh, too bad, so sad...that event is from Feb of this year. I'll have to cross my fingers and hope *I* get invited via twitter next year.

I'm surprised Cafe Face (Lauren actually coined that one) actually seems to be a legit business. Lauren must not be running it I will say that if it fails - regardless of her involvement - the Clown won't hesitate to blame Lauren...and more then likely she will do it in some medium (reunion show, talking head) where we all can see.

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In the scene where Melissa is either is on top of the bar either dancing or trying to shake the tp off her shoe [I flove the camera people/editors] with the cheerleader Lauren does a completely random voice over/talking head where she says, "I'm not jealous that Lindsey has a good body. The girl has good genes. What can I say? It's my dad's fault."

Even I was like "WTF?" WHY would Lauren feel the need to even address her brother's girlfriend's body? And then compare her own. And of course blame it on someone else. That Manzo fambly is fucked up but Lauren is beyond beyond. Old Albert is going to be working until he dies with Clownie and Mini Clownie at home.

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Jul 9 2012, 08:49 PM
In the scene where Melissa is either is on top of the bar either dancing or trying to shake the tp off her shoe [I flove the camera people/editors] with the cheerleader Lauren does a completely random voice over/talking head where she says, "I'm not jealous that Lindsey has a good body. The girl has good genes. What can I say? It's my dad's fault."

Even I was like "WTF?" WHY would Lauren feel the need to even address her brother's girlfriend's body? And then compare her own. And of course blame it on someone else. That Manzo fambly is fucked up but Lauren is beyond beyond. Old Albert is going to be working until he dies with Clownie and Mini Clownie at home.

I wonder if that was an editing trick. Maybe whoever does the TH's asked her "Are you jealous of Lindsey's body?" and she was just answering.
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Probably was an editing thing but still seemed like a random thing because if someone asked me [or a normal person even] if I was jealous of my brother's date's body I would be like, "WTF?" I think Critoffer was speaking the truth when he said Albie's girlfriends have the toughest time with Mini Clownie - although him advising the cheerleader not to look at Clownie directly in the eyes was pretty funny. I have a hard time believing that anyone in that family gives Lauren and her opinions any weight at all.
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As much as I'd like it to be TP, I believe it was a cocktail napkin under Missy's shoe. I noticed it and rewound. I think it was a napkin up there when she got up.
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gives Lauren and her opinions any weight at all.
LOL, no pun intended?
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Jul 9 2012, 07:59 PM
ahh, too bad, so sad...that event is from Feb of this year. I'll have to cross my fingers and hope *I* get invited via twitter next year.

I'm surprised Cafe Face (Lauren actually coined that one) actually seems to be a legit business. Lauren must not be running it I will say that if it fails - regardless of her involvement - the Clown won't hesitate to blame Lauren...and more then likely she will do it in some medium (reunion show, talking head) where we all can see.

Yes it is at the bowl-a-rama or some high klassay venue like a roller rink in Staten Island. I wonder if Big Ange went.

Can you believe that Caroline has "Must Haves" on her website? As if that melting, bitch face of hers is advertisement for any type of beauty product. I love her cheap ass logo with the New Jersey Turnpike, some old McMansion and some other lame cartoonish stuff on it - what is that? Salt Water Taffy? Just what Clownie Jr. needs.
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A post from TWOP that cracked me up:

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For Vito's sake, I hope he is watching all of Lauren's screen time and giving very careful consideration of whether he really wants to saddle himself with such a lazy, hostile woman as his wife. Otherwise, next thing he knows, she'll want to set up Deliface in his dad's deli, all the while whining about the skinny whores who come in to buy lunchmeat.

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lol. I think that's the same TWOPer who coined "Carolyn 2: The revenge" I remember the gem Deliface from the same post.
Edited by Shoppergal, Jul 9 2012, 10:37 PM.
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I almost forgot my favorite part. After Miliana shouts at the Old Troll that he was a Big Poop and repeating it again for him Joe Juicy just turns and leaves the room. The Old Troll is so over Bravo; he doesn't even care anymore - which I find rather entertaining.

ETA: Cafface sounds like Calf-face to me. As in Cow-Face. Just where I'd want to go to slap on some makeup and eat.
Edited by Cosmocrush, Jul 9 2012, 10:51 PM.
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