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Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 05:29 PM (63,133 Views)
oleander
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My favorite is Chris's line: 'My financial business is not his business,' or something along those lines. Perhaps he should think about passing that tidbit onto his idiot wife? And I know some ppl like Chris, but to be with such an idiot of a wife - something has got to be wrong with him, too. And why is it always, 'I have to protect Jaqueline.' Is she really that fragile, because she is one shit-stirring bitch, so when it comes back at her, no one should really be surprised.
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I damn near spit out my drink at the double standard Oleander. Chris L is all butt hurt because Juicy has been talking about their bankruptcy.

Fuck me - Greggy is the bartender on WWHL. Yuck.
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Of course he is. He's gay. Sometimes I think Andy is heterophobic.
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If that's the logic then I suppose it was Critoffer who was clapping loudly in the peanut gallery.
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Hahaha. I love how in the clip before WWHL came on Megan McCain says her dad was watching. Uh, yeah - I'm sure he loves the fact htat you let that spill!
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So, I had my laptop in the other room and I couldn't tear myself away from the TV but here we go...

Um, did I hear Lauren right? The entire show I wanted to slap her stupid face. She is cooing about how the Chateau is "where it all started?" Yeah, that's where it started and ended in the same 10 minutes. Then she says something about how it would be the best revenge to have her Makeup Cart Part Deux there? Revenge? Shut up you sloppy bitch. They didn't do anything to you to warrant revenge because you weren't there long enough.

Then I loved her at the Kathy/dessert tent. OMFG, shoving desserts in her mouth, I was just shaking my head. I was eating a kit kat at the same time, but I don't lament how fat I am all the time. On Tv. To anyone who will listen. And I am not going to get the lap band. I'm going to start working out. Soon. Like tomorrow. Provided I don't bust my incision open. That is all. I did not mean to make that all about me right there.*

*Okay yes I did because it's been 3.5 weeks and everyone is still asking me when I'm going to have the baby. Fuck. Me.
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Someone over at TWOP pointed this one out, Fidget basically acknowledged that Juicy helped him get in the business and brushed it off with a 'that's what family does' but at the reunion Missy went apeshit and denied that Juicy gave him any help.

Ah, Tre has dug a further hole with Andy...she dissed Skinny Girl. Thought I think she meant it tastes artificial, not that it tastes 'diet-y'

Also - did you all catch that Juicy has his own bedroom - and he left his phone in a 'friends' car. Uh Huh...separate lives might be right. So if he does go to jail maybe Tre will leave him???

lol Velvet - remember, it would have been rude to refuse the desserts....she was just being polite.
Edited by Shoppergal, Jul 22 2012, 11:35 PM.
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I totally missed the Chateau vignette in the beginning. WTF does Lauren need 'revenge' for. She's the one that quit her makeup stall there the first time.

Is every thing Juicy wears embroidered on the back of it? I missed so much the first time when I was organizing my cosmetics closet - yes I live a fascinating life.
Edited by Shoppergal, Jul 22 2012, 11:40 PM.
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I didn't catch the phone and the separate bedrooms this episode - who said it?

Yeah, Lauren is a complete idiot. Revenge for what? They didn't go out of business - they moved. And Chris Laurita came across as a pussy tonight. i don't care how PC it is, but his little talking shit about Joe before he came over, holding court with the 'men,' his vag must be bedazzled, too.
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Ok. Teresa what is a vineyard? And whose car did joe Gui leave his wallet in? Caroline is horrible predicting ill on Teresa and then standing by it on WWHL.

How about ingredientses being corrected?
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Jax said the separate lives in the previouslies and one of the offspring said 'dad slept in his room last night' and they cut to juicy ironing on the stool at the end of a bed that is clearly not the marital bed.
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his vag must be bedazzled, too.


Quote of the night. I think he might be the most invested of the howife men. Even more then Simon b/c Simon would have loved to hold court but none of the other men could stand him.

Was Juicy singing books too?

Is it possible to have cellulite on your face? In the cafface scene with Jax, Lauren's ace is uber lumpy.

And Jax is always reading? Maybe gossip rags about Tre, but definitely not makeup mags.
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Oh, and Lauren, "I hate to read." Yeah, that's not all you hate.

Oleander, I think she meant "revenge" because they treated her so horribly and then because they were shut down, she was saying she could rent their space for her makeup cart and be successful there. But I may have been thinking too much.
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So, did Lauren work at the Chateau as a makeup artist? Did she get fired?

Oh fuck off, Clownie. When you were you so independent and a survivor? Damn, she's all up in Teresa's grill. She's so jealous of the cookbooks, Apprentice, etc.

Lauren hates to read, and Cow has too much information "in her brain". This show is like a sitcom.

Damn, Cow may be headed to rehab. She does enjoy her cocktails.

Was Cow paying the lunch bill?

If Clownie loves Kathy so much, why doesn't the Brownstone serve her desserts?
Edited by andme, Jul 23 2012, 01:22 AM.
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I think the whole "separate bedrooms" thing is Bravo taking advantage of a comment from Jacqueline and a misdirection from one of the girls. After being married that long, with a mansion and plenty of room, I wouldn't be surprised if Joe had appropriated another room to sleep in when he's drunk or when Tree is on her period or the girls get in bed and there's no room ... I just think it's a lot of smoke and no fire.

JoeGo: I own her. Ha. Yes, you paid for her, after all.

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Chris L is offended because he's hearing that Joe and Teresa have dared to discuss his financial issues around town and ITS NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS? WTF! Does he not listen to Jac half the time? SHe and everyone else have been discussing Tre and Joe's finances for 2 seasons. That's what the big breakup is all about!! Tre not wanting to talk about her finances because ITS NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS!!!

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