Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Welcome to Freshsnarkdaily. We hope you enjoy your visit.


You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
New Jersey In The Media; Recaps, Reviews, Media Gossip @ NJ
Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 11:03 PM (60,595 Views)
ISH
Advanced Member
[ *  *  * ]
Velvet
Sep 12 2012, 03:21 PM
Andy texted her. 27286. He also tweeted her and posted on her facebook wall.

I watch too much bravo.
Twitter and facebook and text? How genuine and caring and personal.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Velvet
Member Avatar
Advanced Member
[ *  *  * ]
That's just what I think of when I think "Andy Cohen." "Text me, 27286, tweet me or post on mah facebook wall."

So I just went to the bookstore and read this intro in Tree's cookbook. Fuck Caroline. THE WHOLE INTRO is glowing about how Caroline is a famous mama, and even though she leads with the Olive Garden thing, at the end of the intro she explains it. I think it's 85% "fun nee" and maybe a little snark, but it's tough to convey humor in writing, very tough.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
ISH
Advanced Member
[ *  *  * ]
Velvet
Sep 12 2012, 09:11 PM
That's just what I think of when I think "Andy Cohen." "Text me, 27286, tweet me or post on mah facebook wall."

So I just went to the bookstore and read this intro in Tree's cookbook. Fuck Caroline. THE WHOLE INTRO is glowing about how Caroline is a famous mama, and even though she leads with the Olive Garden thing, at the end of the intro she explains it. I think it's 85% "fun nee" and maybe a little snark, but it's tough to convey humor in writing, very tough.
If Tre has a hard time conveying humor in a book, can you imagine the difficulty Caroline, that humorless lump of self righteousness, will have?
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Velvet
Member Avatar
Advanced Member
[ *  *  * ]
She couldn't write humor. She'd have to write a horror shitshow or something. Maybe a mean-girls trilogy.

The first paragraph is about the meatballs and OG stuff, and it clearly hints at an inside joke with the 1/16th Italian. But then it goes on into paragraph after paragraph RAVING about how they are such good friends, and how friends are family, etc. From the show, you'd think her intro was all Olive Garden and stripper carwashes. Totally not true.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
ISH
Advanced Member
[ *  *  * ]
Velvet
Sep 12 2012, 09:43 PM
She couldn't write humor. She'd have to write a horror shitshow or something. Maybe a mean-girls trilogy.

The first paragraph is about the meatballs and OG stuff, and it clearly hints at an inside joke with the 1/16th Italian. But then it goes on into paragraph after paragraph RAVING about how they are such good friends, and how friends are family, etc. From the show, you'd think her intro was all Olive Garden and stripper carwashes. Totally not true.
Clearly Caroline or whoever read it for her, perhaps dyslexic Albie, never got past the first few sentences and she lost her shit over them.

Any bets on Caroline if she returns next season having had her face redone? I can't believe she could look at those jowls and read so many comments on how her ugly personality is making her so ugly physically and not do something about it. Obviously she isn't gonna change her cunty self so going under the knife is her only choice.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
andme
Advanced Member
[ *  *  * ]
Funny you should mention that, Ish. Look how jowly Clownie looks here.

Jowly Clown
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Finestra
Advanced Member
[ *  *  * ]
Oh - I scrolled down on your link Andme and lookee what it says about the reunion:
Quote:
 
Apparently the reunion was way crazy. An insider told The Huffington Post that Teresa spent the entire day being ganged up on while Andy tried desperately to play fair and keep the peace. Dare I say, he's listening to criticism? Can't be! Perhaps he's just looking out for one of his number one cash cows/ratings guarantee!

Apparently the ladies arrived at 6 a.m.. to begin the reunion process, which lasted all day. Teresa was initially seated on the same sofa as Melissa Gorga and Kathy Wakile with Jacqueline Laurita and Caroline on the other sofa. Unfortunately Teresa refused to look at or acknowledge her family members and production was forced to rearrange them!

“It was four against one, with Teresa being the odd one out. Everyone lost it, but it was Jacqueline's and Melissa’s response to Teresa bringing up accusations saying they were once strippers that started the biggest fights,” an insider reveals.

Adding, “Caroline is so over Teresa that she couldn’t even be bothered to fight that hard. She raised her voice several times, but it was nothing compared to Jacqueline." I guess Caroline and Teresa had it out last year!

Apparently, Caroline let her kids take on Teresa with Lauren who literally has NO life taking the stage to quiz Teresa about who writes her blogs, including choosing random words and asking Teresa what they mean. Sadly, that was one of the few semi-fun parts of the show as Teresa's family pretty much disintegrated on the stage.

"Kathy went crazy when Teresa brought up her father that has passed away,” a cast member revealed “If it was bad between all the ladies and Teresa before going into the taping, it was worse by the time filming had ended,” a production source reveals.

”At this point, producers are not even trying to make them all get along, they know its over. I’m sure they are going to be looking for a new cast member for Teresa to film with because at this point she will be taping all her scenes alone.”

Juicy actually appeared to discuss the phone call – yet again – and confirm that he actually bought his wife jewelry as an apology. With what money, I ask?

“Joe Giudice, Teresa's husband, said he paid dearly for calling his wife the 'C-word' on camera, after which he bought her new jewelry. But overall nothing new was said, and old stories were rehashed over and over again," one of the ladies dishes. "Teresa even brought up old cast member Danielle and her relationship with Melissa once again.”

Those Manzos suck.. quizzing people on vocabulary. That is a whole lot of pot calling the kettle black there. Oops I meant Blk.
Edited by Finestra, Sep 13 2012, 10:59 AM.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Finestra
Advanced Member
[ *  *  * ]
Oh Jeebus - look who Cow is consulting re the autism:
Quote:
 
Jacqueline Laurita ‏@JacLaurita
Yes,her&Generation Rescue led me2great Doctor @MidwesternGirlW @JacLaurita have u reached out 2 @jennymcarthy ? Shes a huge advocate4autism
Expand
Reply Retweet Favorite
Edited by Finestra, Sep 13 2012, 11:11 AM.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
andme
Advanced Member
[ *  *  * ]
Of course...Jenny will lots of info for her about vaccines...

So Genius Lauren is quizzing someone else? Wasn't it Lauren who didn't know some simple little thing...and Clownie called her stupid?

Sounds like the reunion consists of a lot of mooing...
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
IcyAll
Member Avatar
Advanced Member
[ *  *  * ]
I hope Tree fesses up and admits she has a ghost-writer for her blogs. All of us KNOW this, but I can't think of anyone who has said it's a bad idea. Actually, I was tickled pink when Clownie complained about Tree's blogs on that "special" WWHL.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Finestra
Advanced Member
[ *  *  * ]
ITA Icy. Teresa should just say she writes her blogs and sends them to the person that edits her books to fancy them up a bit. It is important for her to show people that grammar and spelling count.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
ISH
Advanced Member
[ *  *  * ]
andme
Sep 13 2012, 10:19 AM
Funny you should mention that, Ish. Look how jowly Clownie looks here.

Jowly Clown
Interesting quote from Caroline,
Quote:
 
she struggles with deciding whether to stay true to herself or remain popular with her fans


Coming from a woman with such deep principles I would think her only course would be to stay true to herself. But I guess famewhoredom has captured her ego.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Velvet
Member Avatar
Advanced Member
[ *  *  * ]
Lauren quizzing her about words when they spelled SPIRING water on their step and repeat? Losers. Teresa should have fired back a quiz on calorie counts of certain foods.

I have a real problem with that moron Jenny McCarthy talking about autism AT ALL. No one knows what causes it, but shit, if you're going to put yourself out there as the face of it, don't write a book telling the world how you ate nothing healthy during your pregnancy, not one apple, but ate a pan of brownies every night. Her book was supposed to be funny I guess, but wow, it made me really despise her for treating her body so crappy during pregnancy, BRAGGING ABOUT IT, then blaming the autism on vaccines. Uh, I don't think so. She'd have been better off pretending she ate well if she wanted to take the vaccine route. Then she could have at least eliminated all the other "suspects."
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
cccharley
Advanced Member
[ *  *  * ]
I suppose Lauren reads the boards since she is asking about Tre's blog. She didn't come up with that on her own. I blame us for that one.

I have a feeling that Jax did give her kid all his shots. Not surprised she's trying to reach out to a person more famous/infamous than herself for help. I will give her the benefit and assume is seeing a local doctor and this is just more junk with JM
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
ISH
Advanced Member
[ *  *  * ]
Quote:
 
I have a feeling that Jax did give her kid all his shots.



I think she ate a few pans of brownies also while pregnant. Maybe Betty Crocker is a factor in autism?
Edited by ISH, Sep 13 2012, 01:27 PM.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
ZetaBoards - Free Forum Hosting
Enjoy forums? Start your own community for free.
Go to Next Page
« Previous Topic · New Jersey · Next Topic »
Add Reply