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New Jersey In The Media; Recaps, Reviews, Media Gossip @ NJ
Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 11:03 PM (60,549 Views)
Shoppergal
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so - even scarier, Tre is one up on every damn body on that cast - cept maybe Chris Laurita. I think crouching tiger sleeping Al is edjumicated, but not from institutional learning, but rather from otj at the Brownstone.
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Velvet
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Yeah. I read too many blogs. Teresa went to Berkeley, not to be confused with UC Berkeley, it's the Berkeley in NY State somewhere, then she got a job as an Asst Buyer at Macy's.
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andme
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Wonder why Missy got a GED? Too busy teaching school/bartending/dancing to finish high school?
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Velvet
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Go to fauxreality.wordpress.com - they did an excellent rundown of Missy's life. 2nd post down now.
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andme
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Whoa!! And this is the woman who was praising Jesus and crossing herself all of last season?
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andme
Oct 16 2012, 11:26 PM
Whoa!! And this is the woman who was praising Jesus and crossing herself all of last season?
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andme
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That is so awesome, rye!! And she doesn't even cross herself correctly.
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Yes, apparently she is so fabulous, she only needs to cover one shoulder. It's hard to tell is she's going from left to right or if she's making a "cut my throat" motion.
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Velvet
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Wasn't that delicious??? Not even my own trampy days could compete! Crawling in windows....that is too much work.
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Yes, apparently she is so fabulous, she only needs to cover one shoulder. It's hard to tell is she's going from left to right or if she's making a "cut my throat" motion.

Plus, it's forehead [In the name of the Father], center of chest [the Son], left shoulder, then right shoulder [and the Holy Spirit, Amen.] Missy even got the order wrong. Or that's how it was way back in my catechism days.

Okay, that Jersey Shore love story with Stumpy and Tarzan was awesome. And if it's even partly true it explains why Tre probably was horrified to watch Melissa move in with her beloved baby brother a few weeks after they started dating. And even more horrified to learn she was joining the fam. But I think Stumpy aka JoeGo probably told the Cancun/teacher/college student story to his parents. He probably told it so many times he believes it to be true at this point.

Edited by Cosmocrush, Oct 17 2012, 01:06 AM.
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The only thing I found confusing was the use of "Tarzan" -- I thought she had seen his penis and that was what convinced her. I didn't trust that idea. Then I figured out -- at the end -- that Tarzan in this case was the house. Which I'd already heard.

In any case, it was delicious snark.

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Oct 17 2012, 01:00 AM
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Yes, apparently she is so fabulous, she only needs to cover one shoulder. It's hard to tell is she's going from left to right or if she's making a "cut my throat" motion.

Plus, it's forehead [In the name of the Father], center of chest [the Son], left shoulder, then right shoulder [and the Holy Spirit, Amen.] Missy even got the order wrong. Or that's how it was way back in my catechism days.



Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet, and Watch!
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Finestra
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So where did the Fidget go to college?

Loved how Juicy kept muttering, "You work for Eggz-on" as if it is a crime. Maybe Richie is only a gas station manager? I thought he owned a gas station/convenience mart. But Broke and Broker (Juicy and Fidget) think that is beneath building your own business and running it into the ground.
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She's sort of crossing the Orthodox way. You do top, bottom, right left. Think she missed the "bottom" part, she goes to the right first. She's allll wacky on that thank you jeebus.
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Cosmocrush
Oct 17 2012, 01:00 AM
Plus, it's forehead [In the name of the Father], center of chest [the Son], left shoulder, then right shoulder [and the Holy Spirit, Amen.] Missy even got the order wrong. Or that's how it was way back in my catechism days.

Or, as my heathen husband would say, while crossing himself, "Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch."




ETA: Ha, Momo.
Edited by ryebread, Oct 17 2012, 08:15 AM.
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