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I hate Paparazzi.
Topic Started: Jul 25 2008, 02:05 AM (191 Views)
Jake Ammo
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If there ever was a sign that times were the "end times", the time of the Paparazzi would surely be it.

Who are they?
They're disgraceful bastards who try and follow, capture, and detail every single thing a celebrity does. What they buy, where they go out to eat, what they choose at dinner, what they smoke, every tiny detail is reported. Recently, Brad Pitt got pissed because the Paparazzi took pictures of his kids playing in their yard. I would, too. For goodness sake, have SOME dignity.

I believe that Celebrities ought to have the right to shoot Paparazzi who cross certain boundaries like that case. I mean, who the hell cares about Brad Pitt's kid? Not I. Nor should anybody else.

What is the obsession over these people? They're financially rich, but if being followed around by big-time creepers with cameras is a side effect of it, then hell, I'm fine working for the federal minimum wage.

The people who fuel the Paparazzi, in my opinion, are even worse. They spawned this case who the Special Olympics wouldn't even fucking let perform.

If I were rich and being followed, I'd be on politicians' asses about it. If they [politicians] didn't do anything, I'd bring a gigantic magnet with me and wave it at their cameras in hopes of fucking up the circuits. When they try to file a lawsuit, I'd claim that I was displaying the latest trend: Anti-Paparazzism.

Occasionally you see Celebrities punching a cameraman here or there. They're my heroes.
Edited by Jake Ammo, Jul 25 2008, 02:08 AM.

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Might I recommend Supermagnet #32.

http://www.hi-vel.com/Catalog__18/Specialized_Shotshell_Ammuniti/specialized_shotshell_ammuniti.html

Or a ghetto rigged 12 guage flechette claymore.
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Things, on the other hand, that I love:
Chicken in a Biskit.

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The media in general are scum these days. The opposition does everything right, and the side in power does nothing well. When there's a car accident, it's always "five people died" and rarely "despite the best efforts of emergency staff." Whenever there's a system crash, it's always "the system was crippled for 6 hours" and never "despite the crash, no interruption to services occurred."

Go figure.
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I have no quarrel with them eating dogs. I hate dogs, they are like dumber stupid people. Cats FTW.
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