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Confessional - The Plan; It Begins
Topic Started: Jan 10 2013, 04:36 PM (52 Views)
Austin
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OK, so why am I the ONLY member of my tribe online..... crap... doesn't matter....

Here's where I outline for everyone what my plan is, before I meet ANY of you. I am 100% Cornfed American - a native Texan still living in the great plains.

But I am about to make a huge departure from my beliefs on success in this game.

I believe that you cannot play this game and succeed as anyone other than yourself. The game amplifies who you really are. Those who try to be different are seen as 'fake' and untrustworthy, getting the early boot.

I plan to see if I can prove that wrong.

I apologize in advance to everyone for all the lies I am about to tell. My tribe-mates - I plan to throw each of you under the bus, telling you who is planning to vote for you, and telling others that you are voting for them. I'm stirring the pot.

My goal is to be so unlikeable that by the time it becomes obvious how bad I am, you'll want to take me to the finals and then I can come clean in my whole strategy.

Perhaps one of you will be my 'Joel' - this season - and we can work together. But I am really experimenting here.

My first step is to get each of you to make the assumption that I am from Germany, have trouble with my English, and have only seen a few episodes. Get you to feel like I am intriguing and mysterious to keep me around, despite my antics.

So - apologies.... but we'll see how soon I get the boot by playing an evil character from Germany. I don't plan to appear as a challenge threat until about the Final 7 or so.

I'll fight as hard as I can - and I want you all to know, you will come to mean a lot to me - and I don't want any hard feelings. So please understand that I am not out to hurt anyone - but I have to go so far away from who (I think) I really am to put this theory to the test.

Guten Abend (It's like 1:00am in Germany.... WAAAAYYYY past my bedtime.... - but hey, I set my alarm so I could wake up to say hello to you all....)

The game is afoot....
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BROBST
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WOW! What a fun first entry! :D So, is it safe to say you will definitely be VILLAIN this season?


Also....

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Perhaps one of you will be my 'Joel'....


For clarification after the game......Austin was "Gretchen" last season in Back to Borneo and had a tight partnership with "Joel."




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Austin
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Let's define villain a little more - I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing.... as long as they believe I am a naive foreigner... I can get a lot of my behavior forgiven. Until they find out that my goal was to deceive from the beginning.

I just hope I can be forgiven afterwards. This isn't like me at all - and I don't like it.

But I have to see if I can make it work.

And heaven forbid if someone I know is playing this game.....

That is my biggest fear.

Cuz this character ain't me!

- Can I just say THANKS for making me AUSTIN - he's SOOOOOOO hot!

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Perhaps one of you will be my 'Joel' - this season - and we can work together. But I am really experimenting here.


DUDE...your JOEL was there all the time!!! LOL
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