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H*R Theories
Topic Started: Nov 15 2015, 05:58 PM (55 Views)
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Post any Homestar Runner theories you have here.

Here are mine:

1. Homsar and Senor Cardgage are from an alternate universe

This explains 3 things:

A. why Homestar and Homsar look the same,
B. why Strong Bad and Cardgage look the same, and
C. why they don't talk normally.

So, they were from another universe (like the Old-Timey Universe and the 20X6 Universe) where nobody makes sense. Everyone talks in random sentences, and everyone's name is the same as their normal variations, but with letters missing. (e.g. Homestar = Homsar). And maybe Senor Cardgage's name is actually "Stong Ba" or something, and when he came to Free Country USA, he just said :senor "Oh, hellote, Meredith. My name is Senor Cardgage." or something, because he can't talk normally.

2. Strong Bad can pick stuff up without using his arms like Homestar can.

That's how he types with boxing gloves on. He doesn't even use his boxing gloves to type. And remember in Pumpkin Carve-nival, where he was dressed up as Homestar? Somehow he did stuff without using his arms. AND... in the email "super powers", he made a cold ones cap (and Homestar's hat) pop off. That's how he did it.


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Hey, these are really really really good ideas. Really
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I agree with the second one, but I dunno about the first one. What about the Drive-Thru Whale? Does he have a sequitur counterpart?
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Nov 16 2015, 03:22 PM
I agree with the second one, but I dunno about the first one. What about the Drive-Thru Whale? Does he have a sequitur counterpart?
Maybe. It's probably an actual whale and not just a drive-thru one. Oh, and maybe Shark-Tooth Bubs is just Bubs's weird variation. :bubs

Here comes the Shark-Tooth Thnikkaman!
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Who knows, it could be that white whale from Main Page 3.
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Nov 16 2015, 04:50 PM
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Nov 16 2015, 03:22 PM
I agree with the second one, but I dunno about the first one. What about the Drive-Thru Whale? Does he have a sequitur counterpart?
Maybe. It's probably an actual whale and not just a drive-thru one. Oh, and maybe Shark-Tooth Bubs is just Bubs's weird variation. :bubs

Here comes the Shark-Tooth Thnikkaman!
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Dec 2 2015, 09:01 AM
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Oh, and maybe Shark-Tooth Bubs is just Bubs's weird variation. :bubs
That's what I'm thinking.
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Dec 2 2015, 02:35 PM
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Oh, and maybe Shark-Tooth Bubs is just Bubs's weird variation. :bubs
That's what I'm thinking.
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Could Scotty Titi in real life be Homsar? Cuz they have like sorta the same body type (I'm not very good at this)
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Dec 29 2015, 06:55 AM
Could Scotty Titi in real life be Homsar? Cuz they have like sorta the same body type (I'm not very good at this)
What do you mean "in real life"?
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Could Scotty Titi in real life be Homsar? Cuz they have like sorta the same body type (I'm not very good at this)
What do you mean "in real life"?
If Scotty Titi was real, it would be Homsar :homsar
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Dec 29 2015, 03:36 PM
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Could Scotty Titi in real life be Homsar? Cuz they have like sorta the same body type (I'm not very good at this)
What do you mean "in real life"?
If Scotty Titi was real, it would be Homsar :homsar
They do have the same body, but you need more evidence.
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Meh, I'm not that good at this
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