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Dueling Monsters
Topic Started: Feb 26 2006, 01:17 AM (229 Views)
Crono
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Does anyone know why we fight monsters? (That aren't half eaten!) Because I see no point in it.... Bandits are one thing, but I don't understand the war...
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Will the Spellcaster
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We fight monsters because they are a constant threat to all of humanity (and elfacity, dwarficity, and gomeocity, if you want to get technical), constantly trying to ovverun us all. No one else does that, no one else could. We fight them because we are heroes, and no one else can do our job. We fight monsters because many are not intelligent enough to communicate with us, and the ones who can choose not to or choose to say evil things to us that don't help any attempt at negotiation at all. For example, we tried to talk to the werewolves. They ate our translators.
Graaaagh!
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Apple
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We fight monsters for loot and experience!

No other reasons needed.

That makes us robbers, no?

:P
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Will the Spellcaster
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Er, well......
Yeah, why not?
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Krypta
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Entertainment.

What else have heroes got to do...
Oni
 
Hey, what else have I got 616 fingers for?


Arcorn
 
In my opinion it would be healthier to just lick the road
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Crono
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ENTERTAINMENT!?!?!?
well what's the difference than my heroes jumping you for tha fun of it just cuz we can? What if the stronger heroes killed everyone just cuz they can and they think it's fun!?


And why don't the wizards team up to create a translator? We have to find more nonhumans to join up with us! You can never have too many allies. :lol:
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Crono
 
And why don't the wizards team up to create a translator?



The wizards made a translator. I told you, it was eaten.
Never said the translators were people....

And the All-Seeing Eye prevents heroes from attacking each other anywhere other than a fairgrounds. And there you can't die or lose any possessions anyways (with the exception of equipped items, of course).
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Crono
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yea welll... what if I just hire an assassin to finish everyone off? Anyways what about elves dwarves and gnomes? They're nonhumans why don't we just give them thier own town and kick them out of human towns and start an ongoing war until one side is annihilated?

*Ooooooh! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! lol :lol: :P*
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Will the Spellcaster
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Again, the All-Seeing Eye prevents it.
The Eye regulates all.... with the help of the lesser immortal beings know as "devs"....
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Krypta
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All hail the all-seeing eye!
Oni
 
Hey, what else have I got 616 fingers for?


Arcorn
 
In my opinion it would be healthier to just lick the road
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Crono
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who is this All seeing Eye? And how will he stop me from joining the nonhumans and bashing your brains in? I'll bash all your brains (for those who have brains) and take over a human town single handed!

Ooooooooh! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! B) B)
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Krypta
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Because he can see you before you do anything and stop you with his mighty powers!
Oni
 
Hey, what else have I got 616 fingers for?


Arcorn
 
In my opinion it would be healthier to just lick the road
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Crono
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what powers? *takes stick and pokes Krypta* he's not stopping me..... Anyways what about the nonhuman All-Seeing Eye? Don't tell me there's no such thing!
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Krypta
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He's not stopping you because I can!

{Controls skeleton Crono and gets him to start dancing}

This is rapidly becoming another spam thread...
Oni
 
Hey, what else have I got 616 fingers for?


Arcorn
 
In my opinion it would be healthier to just lick the road
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Oni the Vengeful one
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Which I won't let it evolve into-MOD WARNING
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