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Post #1000; this is my 1000th post
Topic Started: Jul 20 2007, 10:00 PM (493 Views)
Cooker the Mighty
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This is my 1000th Post :D
Our minds will be the blades drawn against the darkness!
- Melle, Daughter of the North Wind.
Wings of Darkness
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Congrats!
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Will the Spellcaster
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This is the kind of thing that belongs in the spam topic, you know. :P

Congratulations anyways,. Welcome to the league of upperclassmen. :P
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Bah! Spam doesn't "belong". BREAK YOUR CHAINS!
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Will the Spellcaster
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What else is this but spam? (the topic, not the post :P) It's all about reaching a higher post count, which he wouldn't have reached (yet) without making this post. Thus it is indeed spam and technically should be deleted. :P
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Never! It is about expressing your freedom! Hurray for spam!
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A picture is worth a thousand words. Hence...
:rantingon:
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In that case, two pictures are worth TWO thousand words!

:rules: :boomboom:
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Jul 20 2007, 10:21 PM
Never! It is about expressing your freedom! Hurray for spam!

Are you sure you aren't trapped enough by your coMpulsion to spaM that it's actually a forM of giving up your freedoM? :o
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I'm sure. :P
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Jul 20 2007, 02:00 PM
This is my 1000th Post :D

If you're going to Spam... Spam it up right (I hate half-***ed spamers):
Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay
sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Eewwww!
Wife: What do you mean 'Eewwww'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't
have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

Now if someone could be so kind as to close this thread and delete all these posts we can get back to business.
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A thief walks into Ahmed's Jewel Shop and steals half of Ahmed's emeralds, plus one.
A second thief enters and steals half of the remaining emeralds, plus one.
A third thief enters and he too steals half of what remains plus one.
A fourth thief sneaks in later, intending to steal half of the emeralds plus one, but there are no emeralds left, so he steals all of Ahmed's rubies instead. How many rubies did Ahmed have originally?
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More than one. :P

Dumble, if you think he's bad, you haven't seen bad spammers. Oh wait, Darkking kinda qualifies.(Though I've seen worse. MUCH worse.)

By the way...WHAT business? :lol:
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That's an awesome sketch Dumble but there is somewhere near the start where Terry Jones actually say something with ham.
No, just no.
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Jul 21 2007, 08:30 PM
That's an awesome sketch Dumble but there is somewhere near the start where Terry Jones actually say something with ham.

It may well be that you saw a slightly different version of the same sketch because there were usually never done the the same way twice (not exactly anyway).
A good example is when they went on tour, their live performances were slightly different almost every night.

My favorite live Python sketch (The Four Yorkshiremen) wasn't actually a Python Sketch. Instead it was written for the show At Last the 1948 Show, by Cleese, Chapman, Tim Brooke-Taylor, and Marty Feldman (Feldman of course went on to do a lot of work with Mel Brooks).
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FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Aye, very passable, that, very passable bit of risotto.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
Nothing like a good glass of Château de Chasselas, eh, Josiah?
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
You're right there, Obadiah.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Who'd have thought thirty year ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Château de Chasselas, eh?
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
In them days we was glad to have the price of a cup o' tea.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
A cup o' cold tea.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Without milk or sugar.
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
Or tea.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
In a cracked cup, an' all.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Oh, we never had a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
The best we could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Because we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn't buy you happiness, son".
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Aye, 'e was right.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Aye, 'e was.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
I was happier then and I had nothin'. We used to live in this tiny old house with great big holes in the roof.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
House! You were lucky to live in a house! We used to live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, 'alf the floor was missing, and we were all 'uddled together in one corner for fear of falling.
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
Eh, you were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in t' corridor!
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Oh, we used to dream of livin' in a corridor! Would ha' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woke up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House? Huh.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Well, when I say 'house' it was only a hole in the ground covered by a sheet of tarpaulin, but it was a house to us.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
We were evicted from our 'ole in the ground; we 'ad to go and live in a lake.
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
You were lucky to have a lake! There were a hundred and fifty of us living in t' shoebox in t' middle o' road.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Cardboard box?
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
Aye.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of 'ot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
Well, of course, we had it tough. We used to 'ave to get up out of shoebox at twelve o'clock at night and lick road clean wit' tongue. We had two bits of cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at mill for sixpence every four years, and when we got home our Dad would slice us in two wit' bread knife.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you.
ALL:
They won't!

Good stuff.
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