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| Cooker the Mighty | Jul 20 2007, 10:00 PM Post #1 |
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<<<<< This is my 1000th Post
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Our minds will be the blades drawn against the darkness! - Melle, Daughter of the North Wind. Wings of Darkness | |
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| Grash | Jul 20 2007, 10:03 PM Post #2 |
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Congrats! |
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| Will the Spellcaster | Jul 20 2007, 10:11 PM Post #3 |
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This is the kind of thing that belongs in the spam topic, you know. ![]() Congratulations anyways,. Welcome to the league of upperclassmen.
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Graaaagh! Join DNDOG (the best D&D gaming site out there) today! | |
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| Grash | Jul 20 2007, 10:12 PM Post #4 |
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Bah! Spam doesn't "belong". BREAK YOUR CHAINS! |
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| Will the Spellcaster | Jul 20 2007, 10:20 PM Post #5 |
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What else is this but spam? (the topic, not the post :P) It's all about reaching a higher post count, which he wouldn't have reached (yet) without making this post. Thus it is indeed spam and technically should be deleted.
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Graaaagh! Join DNDOG (the best D&D gaming site out there) today! | |
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| Grash | Jul 20 2007, 10:21 PM Post #6 |
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Never! It is about expressing your freedom! Hurray for spam! |
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| Will the Spellcaster | Jul 20 2007, 10:26 PM Post #7 |
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... A picture is worth a thousand words. Hence...
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Graaaagh! Join DNDOG (the best D&D gaming site out there) today! | |
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| Grash | Jul 20 2007, 10:30 PM Post #8 |
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In that case, two pictures are worth TWO thousand words!
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| MMMMM | Jul 21 2007, 12:31 AM Post #9 |
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Are you sure you aren't trapped enough by your coMpulsion to spaM that it's actually a forM of giving up your freedoM?
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| Grash | Jul 21 2007, 12:46 AM Post #10 |
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I'm sure.
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| Dumble Dwarf | Jul 21 2007, 12:56 AM Post #11 |
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If you're going to Spam... Spam it up right (I hate half-***ed spamers): Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear. Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right. Man (to Waitress): Morning! Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam... Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Eewwww! Wife: What do you mean 'Eewwww'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! Now if someone could be so kind as to close this thread and delete all these posts we can get back to business.
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Our species needs, and deserves, a citizenry with minds wide awake and a basic understanding of how the world works. | |
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| MMMMM | Jul 21 2007, 12:58 AM Post #12 |
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A thief walks into Ahmed's Jewel Shop and steals half of Ahmed's emeralds, plus one. A second thief enters and steals half of the remaining emeralds, plus one. A third thief enters and he too steals half of what remains plus one. A fourth thief sneaks in later, intending to steal half of the emeralds plus one, but there are no emeralds left, so he steals all of Ahmed's rubies instead. How many rubies did Ahmed have originally? |
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| Grash | Jul 21 2007, 01:49 AM Post #13 |
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More than one. Dumble, if you think he's bad, you haven't seen bad spammers. Oh wait, Darkking kinda qualifies.(Though I've seen worse. MUCH worse.) By the way...WHAT business? :lol: |
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| Arcorn | Jul 22 2007, 04:30 AM Post #14 |
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That's an awesome sketch Dumble but there is somewhere near the start where Terry Jones actually say something with ham. |
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| Dumble Dwarf | Jul 22 2007, 07:11 AM Post #15 |
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It may well be that you saw a slightly different version of the same sketch because there were usually never done the the same way twice (not exactly anyway). A good example is when they went on tour, their live performances were slightly different almost every night. My favorite live Python sketch (The Four Yorkshiremen) wasn't actually a Python Sketch. Instead it was written for the show At Last the 1948 Show, by Cleese, Chapman, Tim Brooke-Taylor, and Marty Feldman (Feldman of course went on to do a lot of work with Mel Brooks).
Good stuff. |
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Our species needs, and deserves, a citizenry with minds wide awake and a basic understanding of how the world works. | |
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