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Topic Started: May 23 2006, 11:12 AM (1,878 Views)
Chukchi Husky	Dec 27 2006, 02:16 PM Post #21
Lone Wolf Posts: 8,237 Group: Members Member #11 Joined: October 11, 2005 Zodiac Sign Pisces	You're Yngwie Johann Malmsteen?
	I beg for my tummy to be scratched...


Marluxia	Jan 22 2007, 07:33 PM Post #22
*Floral Assassin* Posts: 7,435 Group: Admin Member #95 Joined: May 24, 2006 Gender Male Innate Color Pink Zodiac Sign Aquarius	Faerie Walnut won't fit!!!!!!!
	"Roses, Daisies, Tulips, and even Lilacs can be deadly to those who suffer from floral allergies. So beautiful to look at and smell but a weapon none the less, whether it be the thorns of the rose or the toxic pollen of a petunia; Flower power is just as mighty as any sword!"


Chukchi Husky	Jan 23 2007, 08:16 AM Post #23
Lone Wolf Posts: 8,237 Group: Members Member #11 Joined: October 11, 2005 Zodiac Sign Pisces	?
	I beg for my tummy to be scratched...


Marluxia	Jan 23 2007, 03:25 PM Post #24
*Floral Assassin* Posts: 7,435 Group: Admin Member #95 Joined: May 24, 2006 Gender Male Innate Color Pink Zodiac Sign Aquarius	Eggplant man gets whacked!!!!
	"Roses, Daisies, Tulips, and even Lilacs can be deadly to those who suffer from floral allergies. So beautiful to look at and smell but a weapon none the less, whether it be the thorns of the rose or the toxic pollen of a petunia; Flower power is just as mighty as any sword!"


Chukchi Husky	Jan 23 2007, 05:16 PM Post #25
Lone Wolf Posts: 8,237 Group: Members Member #11 Joined: October 11, 2005 Zodiac Sign Pisces	?
	I beg for my tummy to be scratched...


Marluxia	Jan 24 2007, 02:22 PM Post #26
*Floral Assassin* Posts: 7,435 Group: Admin Member #95 Joined: May 24, 2006 Gender Male Innate Color Pink Zodiac Sign Aquarius	Exodus Readies Scathe.
	"Roses, Daisies, Tulips, and even Lilacs can be deadly to those who suffer from floral allergies. So beautiful to look at and smell but a weapon none the less, whether it be the thorns of the rose or the toxic pollen of a petunia; Flower power is just as mighty as any sword!"


Chukchi Husky	Jan 24 2007, 02:53 PM Post #27
Lone Wolf Posts: 8,237 Group: Members Member #11 Joined: October 11, 2005 Zodiac Sign Pisces	?
	I beg for my tummy to be scratched...


Marluxia	Jan 25 2007, 03:26 PM Post #28
*Floral Assassin* Posts: 7,435 Group: Admin Member #95 Joined: May 24, 2006 Gender Male Innate Color Pink Zodiac Sign Aquarius	the wind is dead, the water stagnant, the fire grows cold and dim and the earth is no longer fertile.
	"Roses, Daisies, Tulips, and even Lilacs can be deadly to those who suffer from floral allergies. So beautiful to look at and smell but a weapon none the less, whether it be the thorns of the rose or the toxic pollen of a petunia; Flower power is just as mighty as any sword!"


*Rinoa*	Jan 25 2007, 04:00 PM Post #29
Advanced Posts: 2,087 Group: Global Moderator Member #66 Joined: February 23, 2006 Gender Female Innate Color Red Zodiac Sign Taurus	One midnight gone...No knot unties itself. Sometimes the things you most wish for are not to be touched. The harder to get the better to have. Never wear mauve at a ball. Or pink. Or open your mouth. The difference between a cow and a bean is a bean can start an adventure. Slotted spoons don't hold much soup. The prettier the flower, the farther from the path. The closer to the family, the closer to the wine. One midnight gone. The mouth of a wolf's not the end of the world. Opportunity is not a lengthy visitor. You may know what you need, but to get what you want, better see that you keep what you have. Into the woods! Into the woods! Into the woods, and out of the woods, and home before- There are giants in the sky! ...ahem
	...An enemy that is pure evil? Right and wrong are not what separate us and our enemies. It's our different standpoints, our perspectives that separate us. Both sides blame one another. There's no good or bad side. Just 2 sides holding different views. ~Squall Leonhart


Marluxia	Jan 25 2007, 04:24 PM Post #30
*Floral Assassin* Posts: 7,435 Group: Admin Member #95 Joined: May 24, 2006 Gender Male Innate Color Pink Zodiac Sign Aquarius	Why doesn't anyone want to be Paris Hilton?
	"Roses, Daisies, Tulips, and even Lilacs can be deadly to those who suffer from floral allergies. So beautiful to look at and smell but a weapon none the less, whether it be the thorns of the rose or the toxic pollen of a petunia; Flower power is just as mighty as any sword!"


Chukchi Husky	Jan 25 2007, 04:44 PM Post #31
Lone Wolf Posts: 8,237 Group: Members Member #11 Joined: October 11, 2005 Zodiac Sign Pisces	?
	I beg for my tummy to be scratched...


Marluxia	Jan 25 2007, 06:38 PM Post #32
*Floral Assassin* Posts: 7,435 Group: Admin Member #95 Joined: May 24, 2006 Gender Male Innate Color Pink Zodiac Sign Aquarius	?
	"Roses, Daisies, Tulips, and even Lilacs can be deadly to those who suffer from floral allergies. So beautiful to look at and smell but a weapon none the less, whether it be the thorns of the rose or the toxic pollen of a petunia; Flower power is just as mighty as any sword!"


Fremskritt	Jan 25 2007, 09:09 PM Post #33
The poster formerly known as TP Posts: 11,047 Group: Members Member #22 Joined: October 30, 2005 Gender Male	Yellow.



*Rinoa*	Jan 25 2007, 10:50 PM Post #34
Advanced Posts: 2,087 Group: Global Moderator Member #66 Joined: February 23, 2006 Gender Female Innate Color Red Zodiac Sign Taurus	Strawberries.
	...An enemy that is pure evil? Right and wrong are not what separate us and our enemies. It's our different standpoints, our perspectives that separate us. Both sides blame one another. There's no good or bad side. Just 2 sides holding different views. ~Squall Leonhart


Fremskritt	Jan 26 2007, 08:02 AM Post #35
The poster formerly known as TP Posts: 11,047 Group: Members Member #22 Joined: October 30, 2005 Gender Male	An orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. "Where did you get that from?" the barkeep asks. "Durotar," the parrot answers. "They got them all over the place there."



Chukchi Husky	Jan 26 2007, 09:21 AM Post #36
Lone Wolf Posts: 8,237 Group: Members Member #11 Joined: October 11, 2005 Zodiac Sign Pisces	Neo and Morpheus cnases an Agent in the Matrix. The Agent fires at Neo and the bullets stop. Morpheus: "Truly you are the One, Neo" Neo: "I didn't do anything, I think it's frozen" Bullets disappear. Agent disappears, Matrix disappears, ending with a desktop. Morpheus: "We weren't in the Matrix at all, we were in... Matrix for Windows!" Neo: "You mean Matrix XP?" Paperclip: "It looks like you're trying to write a letter, would you like some help?" Bill Gates: "Hi guys! You need the latest Matrix update. I'll install it for you. It only takes a short while." Computer updates really slowly. Bill Gates: "Would you like to see how much money I have?" A new install bar appears, showing Bill Gates' money. It's at $96billion and rising. After a long time, the update finally finishes. Bill Gates: "Hey guys it's finally finished, but now it's obsolete!" Neo throws Bill Gates into the Recycle Bin. Paperclip: "It looks like you're trying to attack Bill Gates. Would you like some help?"
	I beg for my tummy to be scratched...


*Rinoa*	Jan 26 2007, 11:28 AM Post #37
Advanced Posts: 2,087 Group: Global Moderator Member #66 Joined: February 23, 2006 Gender Female Innate Color Red Zodiac Sign Taurus	It was mocking her. She knew it was. And she wasn't amused anymore. Kit stood in front of the giant stone that had vexed her since early November. Barely taller than her, and covered, in organized paragraph form, in runes, this stone had caused her more frustration than anything else she had encountered in her life.
	...An enemy that is pure evil? Right and wrong are not what separate us and our enemies. It's our different standpoints, our perspectives that separate us. Both sides blame one another. There's no good or bad side. Just 2 sides holding different views. ~Squall Leonhart


Marluxia	Jan 26 2007, 01:44 PM Post #38
*Floral Assassin* Posts: 7,435 Group: Admin Member #95 Joined: May 24, 2006 Gender Male Innate Color Pink Zodiac Sign Aquarius	I wuv my mommie.
	"Roses, Daisies, Tulips, and even Lilacs can be deadly to those who suffer from floral allergies. So beautiful to look at and smell but a weapon none the less, whether it be the thorns of the rose or the toxic pollen of a petunia; Flower power is just as mighty as any sword!"


Chukchi Husky	Jan 26 2007, 02:45 PM Post #39
Lone Wolf Posts: 8,237 Group: Members Member #11 Joined: October 11, 2005 Zodiac Sign Pisces	You do?
	I beg for my tummy to be scratched...


*Rinoa*	Jan 26 2007, 04:04 PM Post #40
Advanced Posts: 2,087 Group: Global Moderator Member #66 Joined: February 23, 2006 Gender Female Innate Color Red Zodiac Sign Taurus	A dragon has come to our village today. We've asked him to leave, but he won't go away. Now he's talked to our king and they worked out a deal. No homes will he burn and no crops will he steal. Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch. Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch. Well, we've no other choice, so the deal we'll respect. But we can't help but wonder and pause to reflect. Do virgins taste better than those who are not? Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what? Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot? Do virgins taste better than those who are not? Now we'd like to be shed you, and many have tried. But no one can get through your thick scaly hide. We hope that some day, some brave knight will come by. 'Cause we can't wait around 'til you're too fat to fly. Now you have such good taste in your women for sure, They always are pretty, they always are pure. But your notion of dining, it makes us all flinch, For your favorite entree is barbecued wench. Now we've found a solution, it works out so neat, If you insist on nothing but virgins to eat. No more will our number ever grow small, We'll simply make sure there's no virgins at all!
	...An enemy that is pure evil? Right and wrong are not what separate us and our enemies. It's our different standpoints, our perspectives that separate us. Both sides blame one another. There's no good or bad side. Just 2 sides holding different views. ~Squall Leonhart


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