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| Topic Started: May 12 2007, 02:29 PM (129 Views) | |
| Specialist290 | May 12 2007, 02:29 PM Post #1 |
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The Orangemobile hits the ground tires-down, with barely a scratch on the car. Suddenly, you hear the sound of air raid sirens. |
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| Fremskritt | May 12 2007, 04:41 PM Post #2 |
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I shout "Vandenberg!". |
 
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| Specialist290 | May 12 2007, 04:53 PM Post #3 |
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The Orangemobile's navigation computer responds, "VANDERBURGH: COUNTY IN INDIANA. POPULATION: 171,922." You hear the sound of an explosion, then something flying overhead. |
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| Fremskritt | May 12 2007, 07:46 PM Post #4 |
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I curse at the mobile's sucky voice recognition. "I said 'Vandenberg', not 'Vandenburg' you hunk'a'junk!" |
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| Specialist290 | May 19 2007, 05:19 PM Post #5 |
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A drink dispenser drops down from the ceiling. A robotic arm places a glass in the dispenser, which fills the glass with an orange-colored liquid. Once the glass is full, the robotic arm puts it in your cup holder, and the whole kit rises back into the ceiling. "ONGAJACK SERVED," the onboard computer announces triumphantly. "WARNING: WEAPONS LOCK DETECTED. EVASIVE MANEUVERS RECOMMENDED." |
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| Fremskritt | May 19 2007, 07:59 PM Post #6 |
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More orange stuff?
 I do as the comp says and start evasive action. I also shout "YOU DAMN PEANUT!" at it. |
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| Specialist290 | May 26 2007, 02:01 PM Post #7 |
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You manage to successfully dodge a very large missile which crashes into one of the buildings behind you, levelling it instantly. "DEPLOYING AEROFOILS," the navicomp announces. Suddenly, your car lifts into the air. As it does so, you can see that there are several saucer-shaped craft hovering in the skies above you, and that they seem to be unleashing havoc on the city below. One of them just abducted a cow, as a matter of fact. |
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| Fremskritt | May 29 2007, 07:51 AM Post #8 |
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A cow? Those things can't be very creative... I look around in my mobile for some kind of secret weapons, hopefully the makers of it have been uncreative enough to add an oversized laser and missile launcher under my seat. |
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| Specialist290 | Jun 1 2007, 02:20 PM Post #9 |
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Ah, but what is a cow doing in a futuristic techno-cyborg city? Ask yourself that  You manage to find what looks like a plastic water pistol--an orange one, as a matter of fact. |
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| Fremskritt | Jun 1 2007, 08:24 PM Post #10 |
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Well, if a Tauren can walk around in Orgrimmar without people paying them any special heed I'm sure a cow can do the same in a futuristic techno-cyborg city. I test the water pistol. Does it fire beam of massive destruction, or launch seeker missiles? |
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| Specialist290 | Jun 3 2007, 04:38 PM Post #11 |
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No, but whatever you were pointing it at turns orange. |
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| Fremskritt | Jun 3 2007, 07:14 PM Post #12 |
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I point it at something orange, and fire it. |
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| Specialist290 | Jun 5 2007, 12:18 PM Post #13 |
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The orange thing explodes. "WARNING: ENEMY WEAPONS LOCK DETECTED," your navicomp tells you. |
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| Fremskritt | Jun 5 2007, 01:19 PM Post #14 |
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I check if the weapons are orange, if they are I shoot at them, if they are not I get the hell out of there. |
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| Specialist290 | Jun 5 2007, 01:38 PM Post #15 |
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You can't really tell from this distance, so you do both. One of the missiles that was launched at you explodes--apparently there was something orange on it--and you manage to evade the rest. You are now a reasonably safe distance from the attacking saucers. They seem to be ignoring you and concentrating on blowing the city away, and it doesn't look like anything's stopping them at the moment. |
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| Fremskritt | Jun 6 2007, 06:10 AM Post #16 |
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I got no quest to kill them, so I drive away, looking for another city, preferably not one that is being nuked down by a raid full of saucers. |
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| Specialist290 | Jun 6 2007, 01:20 PM Post #17 |
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After a bit of cruising around, you come across the next nearest city. This one, however, appears to resemble a medieval castle town more than the cybertech landscape you're used to seeing. |
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| Fremskritt | Jun 6 2007, 06:39 PM Post #18 |
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Cool, a musem! I enter. |
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